15 Minutes 15 Minutes with Erzengel

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Ahura Mazda asks:

Will you attend comic con 2010 in San Diego?

Unfortunately no, although I wish someday I could go to one. My travel plans are probably heading me to Florida around that time.
 
describe yourself in one word.

what is your biggest peeve?

would you rather be too skinny or too fat?

what is the first thing about a woman that grabs your attention, physically and mentally?

if you had a choice of being with a fat girl with a pretty face or a girl with a HOT body but a super fugly face(what us men like to call butterface or but-her face), which would you choose and why? This is based on being with this girl forever.
 
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CrashNburn asks:

describe yourself in one word.
Human.

what is your biggest peeve?
Slowness. I am a very impatient person. The best analogy I can give is have you ever been on line behind a person at an ATM and they are confused, unsure what to do or even just going through everything that's on the screen?

That's how I am in most aspects of my life. I usually know how long it takes to do things and when I see people dragging on with things, I just want to take it and do it myself.

would you rather be too skinny or too fat?
Well I guess too skinny. As too fat I'd probably have more medical issues to deal with.

what is the first thing about a woman that grabs your attention, physically and mentally?
Face and personality. I know we won't get into butterfaces until the next question, but eyes, lips, teeth, nose are what I look at and if it's the right combination, then it's almost instant attraction.

Mentally? A good sense of humor. Someone who's not a prude if I make an off colored joke or even a racist statement.

if you had a choice of being with a fat girl with a pretty face or a girl with a HOT body but a super fugly face(what us men like to call butterface or but-her face), which would you choose and why? This is based on being with this girl forever.

Fat girl with a pretty face. She could always lose the weight. A girl with a slamming body and a butterface, while she can get plastic surgery, unless the surgeon is DaVinci with a scalpel, it always looks off.
 
ComicChick Asks Part III

Show us a sample of your handwriting?
I'm not near a scanner, so I'd have to get back and edit this post.

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Now you walk into a beautiful garden. The moonlight seems to make the flowers blooming around you glow with a soothing light. The breeze carries the lovely scent which envelopes and comforts you. In the middle of this garden is a large fountain. The fountain is glowing bright red in the moonlight. Its beauty stuns you. You reach out to touch the pretty water. You reach in and notice that the water does not feel cool. It is in fact quite warm. You pull your hand out of the fountain. Your hand is not wet with water, but instead it is wet with blood. What will you do now?

- GTFO!
- Reach in again. Maybe there's a key in the fountain.
- Take a drink from the fountain.
 
How do you feel about the constant lag SHH seems to suffer from?
 
Tsunulia asks:

Now you walk into a beautiful garden. The moonlight seems to make the flowers blooming around you glow with a soothing light. The breeze carries the lovely scent which envelopes and comforts you. In the middle of this garden is a large fountain. The fountain is glowing bright red in the moonlight. Its beauty stuns you. You reach out to touch the pretty water. You reach in and notice that the water does not feel cool. It is in fact quite warm. You pull your hand out of the fountain. Your hand is not wet with water, but instead it is wet with blood. What will you do now?

- GTFO!
- Reach in again. Maybe there's a key in the fountain.
- Take a drink from the fountain.


That must be some sort of fountain that it allows for warm blood to spring out from the fountain. Would I be able to even see a key? I don't think I'd care for a key, because honestly, the best keys are usually held in locked areas or guarded by fearsome traps. Being in a bloody fountain doesn't seem much of a deterrent. So I must surmise that whatever lock that key may open must not be of anything valuable.

So I'd have to go with GTFO.
 
Oh wells, you should have taken a drink :( You would have gotten a super special awesome 100+ permanent boost to all your stats.


You move on from the garden to the last room. You meet the dungeon boss. It is akin to a balrog but twice as large, and is fire and ice innate. It has 3 attacks. 1). a flaming tornado that takes up half the arena 2). ice claw which reaches out and rakes you in and takes up a quarter of the arena 3). fiery hail barrage which takes up the majority of the arena but the patterns are sporadic and dodge-able. It's finishing move is a barrage of ice shards that stab upwards at you from out of the floor lifting you high into the air, and completed with a massive fireball striking down upon you.

How will you defeat it?
 
What is the best film you have ever seen?

Recast the film in the above answer with Hype! members.

What is the worst film you have ever seen?

Recast the film in the above answer with Hype! members.

Would you rather be JAL's fictional baby or ShadowBoxing's father?

Would you rather be in an internet relationship with someone like Bella, or in a real relationship with someone like Angel_Faerie?

I can hear the COPS theme playing on a television somewhere in my house. Do you get a bad feeling when you hear the theme, too?

I have yet to read through your thread, but I plan to. So, with that said, I may ask you a question that someone else may have asked you. But no one rocks like me, so, it's all good. Right?

What is the worst, illegal thing you've done?
 
Tsunulia asks:

Oh wells, you should have taken a drink :( You would have gotten a super special awesome 100+ permanent boost to all your stats.


You move on from the garden to the last room. You meet the dungeon boss. It is akin to a balrog but twice as large, and is fire and ice innate. It has 3 attacks. 1). a flaming tornado that takes up half the arena 2). ice claw which reaches out and rakes you in and takes up a quarter of the arena 3). fiery hail barrage which takes up the majority of the arena but the patterns are sporadic and dodge-able. It's finishing move is a barrage of ice shards that stab upwards at you from out of the floor lifting you high into the air, and completed with a massive fireball striking down upon you.

How will you defeat it?

As he summons his flaming tornado, I sprint over a fallen column as I feel the heat of it narrowly miss me.

I spot several corpses with various weapons. It appears the dungeon boss has been busy. I see a loaded crossbow ripe for the picking. I pick up the crossbow and line up the site right between the eyes. I didn't account for the siting as my arrow misses my target and right for the boss's eye.

He screams in pain as he unleashes his ice claw which catches my jacket. As he drags me towards him, I'm able to slide out as I spot another corpse with a long sword.

I pick up the long sword as he rains down firey hail on me. I'm able to dodge most of them but one of them grazes my arm slowing me down for a second. I sprint in between his legs and turn 180 degrees as I pull off 2 mighty swings severing his Achilles heels.

The boss drops to his knees howling in pain. I jump on his back as ice shards stab up from the floor. I take the opportunity to run up his back, thrust the sword through the back of his neck and leap off his head onto the floor just as a massive fireball collides with the boss, killing him.

Exhausted, freezing with a few burns and scratches, I say out loud, "I need a drink." as I strut out of the dungeon.
 
The game...... you did not lose it :awesome:

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Do you know what game this end screen is from? I bet you don't. :awesome:
 
The Original Bamfer ask:

What is the best film you have ever seen?
Easily the Empire Strikes Back. It's funny, like most people when I was younger, Jedi was my favorite, as I got older, a new found appreciation for it came about. It's the pinnacle of sequels and the bar in which all others seem to be measured with. Sorry TDK fans, Empire is the real sequel. :o

Recast the film in the above answer with Hype! members.
I'll even use just current posters.

Luke Skywalker - Ace of Knaves
Princess Leia - AndthePickles
Han Solo - Colossal Spoons
Obi-Wan Kenobi - Drakon
Yoda - Erzengel
Chewbacca - The Original Bamfer
C3-P0 - Immortalfire
R2-D2 - Blacklantern
Darth Vader - Darthphere
Emperor - Knowsbleed
Lando Calrissian - Crook
Boba Fett - Eggyman

What is the worst film you have ever seen?
Never saw all of it but....Catwoman

Recast the film in the above answer with Hype! members.
Patience Phillips/Catwoman - Anita18
Sally - Angel_Faerie
Tom Lone - Shuley
Sharon Stone - Kel

Would you rather be JAL's fictional baby or ShadowBoxing's father?
I'd be JAL's fictional baby on the basis that the fictional mother was said to come from money thereby leaving me with at least a shot at a normal life. I don't want to be SB's father who *********es to porn because his mother doesn't put out. :(

Would you rather be in an internet relationship with someone like Bella, or in a real relationship with someone like Angel_Faerie?
Ahem. Bella.

I can hear the COPS theme playing on a television somewhere in my house. Do you get a bad feeling when you hear the theme, too?
Only when I blow through yellow lights. I live in a very white/jewish neighborhood, it's pretty safe.

I have yet to read through your thread, but I plan to. So, with that said, I may ask you a question that someone else may have asked you. But no one rocks like me, so, it's all good. Right?
Actually none of your questions have been asked by anybody.

What is the worst, illegal thing you've done?
I think I might have shoplifted as a kid and possibly inhaled some illegal substances. Outside of that, I was a pretty straight and narrow kid.
 
BillyZaned asks:

How do you feel about the constant lag SHH seems to suffer from?
It's bothersome. I do feel bad for the probably good, bigger, past threads that must be deleted in order to keep SHH running.
 
Tsunulia asks:

The game...... you did not lose it :awesome:

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Do you know what game this end screen is from? I bet you don't. :awesome:

I use to play this on Commodore 64 before it was made into a NES game.
 
Why did it take me so long to read this thread?

How many Star Wars ornaments do you own for your Christmas Tree?

Have you taken down your Christmas Tree yet?

How long have you and Erzette been dating?

Do you plan on asking her to marry you anytime soon?

Do you myspace/facebook/twitter? If so, which is your favourite form of social networking?

If you could spend the rest of your life eating one food, what would it be and why.

What is your favourite alcoholic drink?

Are you happy now that I've asked you some questions?
 
Hey Erz!! Sorry it took me so long to see this. :o

So, you get a chance to cook one meal for your favorite celebrity. What is the meal and who is the celeb?

Pick 5 alcoholic beverages and associate 5 Hypesters with them, and if you like, provide your reasoning.

Haha, thanks for picking me for a roommie. :up: On that note, who in that house would end up being the mediator when things get ugly?

Describe your ideal date!

Favorite Chick Flick?

More later :)
 
Karebear asks:

Why did it take me so long to read this thread?
I take pride in my 15 minutes. This is like my 3rd or 4th over a few messageboards and as someone who has hosted 15 minutes, I take pride in my answers. You always need 2 things with these, people to ask questions AND good answers by the participants.

When I see people answer questions with 2 - 3 word answers (barring easy simple questions), part of me is like what's the point of signing up if you aren't going to put effort into answering questions.

How many Star Wars ornaments do you own for your Christmas Tree?
I wanna say at least 30. I have like 10 on the tree now. I got 2 more for Christmas and I believe I have 20 or so more in storage.

Have you taken down your Christmas Tree yet?
I usually keep up the tree at least 12 days like in the song. :o Also it coincides with 3 Kings Day. But usually, I wait until the weekend after, as the last thing I want to do when I get home is try and take down a tree.

How long have you and Erzette been dating?
Almost 9 nears in a few months. Yes, yes, I know I have to get my act in gear. :o

Do you plan on asking her to marry you anytime soon?
We have talked at great lengths, it's almost a foregone conclusion at this point.

Do you myspace/facebook/twitter? If so, which is your favourite form of social networking?
Facebook, it allows me to keep up with people. But it's funny for the most part with facebook, it's attempts to keep into contact with pepole if there wasn't a form of online social network, would we even bother?

If you could spend the rest of your life eating one food, what would it be and why.
That's hard. I want to say Sushi. But for a year, every Friday was Sushi Friday but I got sick of it after a while. A few months ago my taste for it returned. Then I thought Italian, and after a while I was like, how sick would I get of pasta after a while.

It kinda pains me to say so, but I think it might have to be Filipino food, just because I was brought up on it.

What is your favourite alcoholic drink?
It was Sam Adams for a long time, but recently I can't drink past 4 - 5 bottles. Now it's Guinness because it goes down really smoothly.

Are you happy now that I've asked you some questions?

Yes, thank you for asking me questions.
 
I didn't know you celebrated 3 Kings Day, Erz.

Happy 3 Kings Day!
 
NotAHenchwench asks:

Hey Erz!! Sorry it took me so long to see this. :o

So, you get a chance to cook one meal for your favorite celebrity. What is the meal and who is the celeb?

Probably some sort of Filet Mignon with some seared scallops. Harrison Ford just for his roles as Indiana Jones and Han Solo. :o

Pick 5 alcoholic beverages and associate 5 Hypesters with them, and if you like, provide your reasoning.
ATP - I was going to say Fuzzy Navel because ATP does come off as such a girly girl, but after talking to her for years now, she's sophisticated enough that I wanna say the "standard girl's drink" of a Cosmo
Notahenchwench - Malibu Bay Breeze. I know you are at least around 21, and it's always a safe drink to give and you can get totally blitz from it because it tastes fruity
JAL - Budweiser. It just sounds like something he would drink. Not because he's particular, but because it's something even he could find where he was.
Tsunilia - Something like vodka and cranberry, I don't know why just sounds like something she would enjoy.
Ahura Mazda - Some sort of Merlot, living in Europe just seems like something he would be sipping.

Haha, thanks for picking me for a roommie. :up: On that note, who in that house would end up being the mediator when things get ugly?
Probably me, in a vain attempt to gain influence with any and all of the females. :o

Describe your ideal date!
See I always like dinner and a show and since I live near NY, it'd be probably some sort of Broadway performance. The dinner would probably be Sushi. And just finish the date by walking around the City. Oh and later sex.

Favorite Chick Flick?
I wanna say Love Actually. I don't know why, I would think I would have chosen an American film but there something that just makes me feel incredibly warm when I watch this film.
 
I didn't know you celebrated 3 Kings Day, Erz.

Happy 3 Kings Day!
When I was younger, I was told if I left my shoes out, someone might put a gift in there for me. :o
 
Can you make sure that your 15 Minutes does not end before I get the chance to ask you more questions?
 
I'll stop by CC's place later tonight and persuade her. ;)
 
Your 15 minutes has, so far, been a pretty good mix of different posters. With that being said, why do you think mine only had the same 3 posters asking me very interesting questions?

When the hell is LSP going to categorize their website as something other than "none" so I can access it from work already?

I'd marry Alicia Keys and would have her babies... who is your celeb crush?

I agree with you completely about a woman's face... that is the first thing that I am attracted to. I am also attracted to big, healthy teeth. I cannot stand tiny teeth and big gums... very cenobite-ish... *shivers*. I have yet to hook up with a woman with healthier teeth than mine. What is something that you find attractive on a woman that is unconventional?

Poison of choice?

Who is a more neutral poster? terry78 or Manic?

Which one would you rather kick it (yes... you can[/atribecalledquest]) with?

If there was a clone made of you that had the same memories and genetic likeness... and had access to a computer... and knew all of your passwords... and logged onto SHH to read your 15 minutes, what would it ask you? How would you answer?
 
knowsbleed asks:

Your 15 minutes has, so far, been a pretty good mix of different posters. With that being said, why do you think mine only had the same 3 posters asking me very interesting questions?

Well I am Erzengel. Posters remember me from such SHH threads as, Survivor, Deathmatches, the Hype Awards. I'm a staple on SHH. :o

When the hell is LSP going to categorize their website as something other than "none" so I can access it from work already?
I'll talk to some of the mods there to see if they can do that.

I'd marry Alicia Keys and would have her babies... who is your celeb crush?
That's a tough one. I usually have a Top 10, and I like to keep this list updated with new editions each year.

In alphabetical order:

Alexis Bledel
Rosario Dawson
Ashley Greene
Anne Hathaway
Keeley Hazell
Scarlett Johansson
Olivia Munn
Natalie Portman
Kim Smith
Candace Swanepol

I think it would be between Kim and Keeley. Maybe I'd have them fight it out in a kiddy pool full of pudding. :up:

I agree with you completely about a woman's face... that is the first thing that I am attracted to. I am also attracted to big, healthy teeth. I cannot stand tiny teeth and big gums... very cenobite-ish... *shivers*. I have yet to hook up with a woman with healthier teeth than mine. What is something that you find attractive on a woman that is unconventional?
Before I get to your question, I'd like to add an addendum to the smile. While yes, I prefer a girl with not too much gum, but also not too much teeth. There is such of thing.

But to answer your question, the thing I find attractive on a woman that is unconventional?

Easy, hands. I like a girl with nice looking hands.

Want to see examples of women with not so good looking hands? See Kim Basinger even when she was younger. Not that I'm attracted to Sarah Jessica Parker, but take a look at her hands. Now I know what you are saying, Erz, these women are older, that's what happens. Oh contrare mon frere. Let's take a look at Megan Fox's hands. Have you ever checked out her thumbs?

*shudder*

Now before everyone sticks out their chests and questions my "team" spirit. I'm not saying she's not attractive but her hands. :(

Poison of choice?
Absinthe

Who is a more neutral poster? terry78 or Manic?
Terry78. He's black and likes Asians. And by not siding over one or the other he truly is a neutral poster.

Which one would you rather kick it (yes... you can[/atribecalledquest]) with?
Between Terry and Manic. Considering I am Asian, one would say that with Terry's like of Asians, I'd be a more perfect fit.

If there was a clone made of you that had the same memories and genetic likeness... and had access to a computer... and knew all of your passwords... and logged onto SHH to read your 15 minutes, what would it ask you? How would you answer?

Erzengel 2.0 asks

Erzengel? Can I call you Erz? Anywho, Erz, what has caused your demotivation over the past year and of half.

While 15 minutes has been retired on LSP, you have no initiative to resurrect it again even with newer posters ready to answer.

You retired from Survivor as a player, later as a host and then as the record keeper.

Finally, it took Darthphere to share the responsibility of hosting the SHH Awards for you to even participate.

Why?

Well Erz 2.0. I think I've just lost my motivation. It was kinda visible in my hosting the last few 15 minutes and also when I hosted the last Survivor that I just had no initiative to follow through anymore and was just phoning it in. Whether, it was that work is busy, and when I'm home, I'd rather be playing with my 360, watching blu-rays or playing with Erzette (keep away from her 2.0, btw). It's just hard for me to spend more time than the times, I'm at work.

The only promising sign is that I'm really into putting my all into these 15 minutes, as you can see by my answers to various questions. Although, like I said earlier, I'm a stickler for answering these 15 minutes throughly because I've done them in the past. So maybe there is hope that there may come a time where I would want to participate again.
 
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