15 Minutes 15 Minutes with... Gilpesh

[Kahoot]

Why is Barney throwing up a rainbow?

 

[Marx]

What do you think of the UPS 'whiteboard' guy? Creative? Or annoying?

 

[Kelly]

I know what everyones answer should be to this...

 

[Gilpesh]

Do you watch Mystery Science Theater 3000?

I love it. I kept watching the movie when it showed up on HBO a month or two ago.

Are you afraid of the Mantis?

No. He got canceled.

Are you gonna make fun of me for the fact I scream like a girl when I see a mantis?

Hahahahah. Queer.

You're on Fear Factor...50,000 .....nevermind that show is no longer on the air...you're on it..and you have to eat a small mantis. Do you do it?

No.

Do you likes the moviez Starship Troopers?

There's one reason why I wanted to go into Homeland Security..... Two words:

Starship Mutha****in Troopers.

Why is Barney throwing up a rainbow?

He mixed his alcohols.

What do you think of the UPS 'whiteboard' guy? Creative? Or annoying?

A year ago: Dude... that's pretty sweet.

Now: Dude... shut the **** up already.

I know what everyones answer should be to this...

YOUR FACE!

 

[Sawyer]

Do you approve of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system?

 

[Gilpesh]

Do you approve of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system?

I think I've used it before.

 

[Sawyer]

Whats your opinion on this Twitter crap?

 

[Gilpesh]

I have one. It only helps to figure out when the Guild comes out.

 

[Sawyer]

I have one. It only helps to figure out when the Guild comes out.

So, on a scale of 1 to 10, just how pointless would you say it is?

 

[Gilpesh]

So, on a scale of 1 to 10, just how pointless would you say it is?

Twenty-seven.

 

[Sawyer]

Twenty-seven.

Good boy. Here's a scooby snack.

 

[Gilpesh]

Good boy. Here's a scooby snack.

**** those and **** Scrappy!

 

[Sawyer]

**** those and **** Scrappy!

Hey watch your Goddamn mouth!!!! Scrappy is a badass!

 

[Gilpesh]

Sawyer. Stop. Don't lie like that.

 

[-Arya-]

When do you think the silliness will end? Please tell me it's soon.....

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

How would you..."get rid of" Scrappy, Gilpy?

 

[SsM]

Would you start a nuclear war at the gay bar and become the dance commander?

 

[Sawyer]

Sawyer. Stop. Don't lie like that.

He's second only to Cousin Oliver on my list of all time favorite TV characters.

 

[Gilpesh]

When do you think the silliness will end? Please tell me it's soon.....

It won't end anytime soon.... it even found me at work today.

How would you..."get rid of" Scrappy, Gilpy?

A knife to weaken him... then release another bunch of dogs to rip him apart.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

When will you start keeping your New Years resolution to work out?

 

[Gilpesh]

Would you start a nuclear war at the gay bar and become the dance commander?

That's just silly. I'm already the Dance Commander.

And I've made peace with the others so there won't be a nuclear war at the gay bar.... but we are going to start a fire at Taco Bell.

 

[SsM]

What about the disco!?

 

[Gilpesh]

When will you start keeping your New Years resolution to work out?

Psht. I didn't have any New Years resolutions this year.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Another year is up and coming soon.

How long will it take you to start those resolutions?

 

[Gilpesh]

What about the disco!?

It's safe......... for now.

But the Newark Airport? Nope.