15 Minutes 15 Minutes with Matt!

[Marx]

with....​

Matt!​

Part 1: Your "real" life!

Spoiler

Where were you born?
Where do you currently live?
Age?
Height?
Hair color?
Eye Color?
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Lefty or Righty?
Do you have any siblings?

Post a picture of your handwriting:

What is your job?
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
What is your lucky number?
Any superstitions?
What kind of cell phone do you have?
What's your default ringtone?
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

Part 2: Your Hype Life!

Spoiler

What is your current avatar and why?
How many posts do you have right now?
Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
Have you ever posted commando?
What brought you to the Hype?
What keeps you here?

Link us to a thread you enjoy:

You're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods?
Hype Crush?
Hype Nemesis?
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

The Official "15 Minutes" Sign Up Thread http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350867

 

[Kane52630]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How young can you die of old age?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Is it still real to you?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What do batteries run on?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Batman & Robin or The Room?

Mayonnaise or Broccoli?

Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

How do you like my nonsensical questions?




Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?

If you could have one TV sitcom house as your real home, which one would you pick?

List 5 movie titles that associate with 5 hypesters.

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.



What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

 

[enterthemadness]

How does the city of Pitt feel about Big Ben?

 

[Matt]

Part 1:

Where were you born? - Youngstown, Ohio

Where do you currently live? - A **** hole town about half way between Erie and Pittsburgh.

Age? - 30

Height? - 6'2

Hair color? - Black

Eye Color? - Brown

Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus) - Nope.

Lefty or Righty? - Righty

Do you have any siblings? - Three sisters and a brother.

Post a picture of your handwriting: Ugh, I don't know where my camera is. It is somewhere, but I don't know where and I don't know how to upload photos from my cell phone (I'm a technophobe). I made this in Paint, it is somewhat similar.

What is your job? - Small business owner, I am also in law school.

Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus) - 2009, Dodge Challenger.

If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song? - A Springsteen song, not sure which.

What is your lucky number? - 11.

Any superstitions? - Any time I go to the casino, I listen to 867-5309 in the parking lot. I never lose when I do.

What kind of cell phone do you have? - I have an Iphone 4.

What's your default ringtone? - The 24 CTU ring. This:



What is the last movie you saw in theatres? - Real Steel

Part 2:

What is your current avatar and why? - You guys don't have eyes? Look. Bella used to call me the Dick Dastardly of the Hype. I referred to myself as such to Rob recently. He said I should make it my avatar. He made it for me. Here I am.

How many posts do you have right now? - 67,262 (3 after I post this)

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why? - I've never watched The Real World. So yeah, I dunno.

Who is your Hype drunken duet partner? - Bella. She's the only Hypster who has gotten me to post my terrible singing after all.

What will you sing? - I'd let her pick.

Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life? - Nope.

Have you ever posted commando? - Doing so right now.

What brought you to the Hype? - Using the Alta Vista search engine (remember that?) to research the Spider-Man movie. To reflect how long I have been here, I was using Prodigy as my internet provider at the time.

What keeps you here? - I've made some good friends here and what else am I going to do with my free time? I have a fairly short attention span, so when I am watching TV or reading or even playing video games, I will also browse the Hype.

Link us to a thread you enjoy: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=268997&highlight=Starship+Troopers&page=2

You're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend? - Probably C.Lee. He's old, knows a lot of ****.

Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy? - ETM and Asteroid-Man, they are born losers so I'd win.

Which two Mods? - Do I want to compete against on Jepoardy? Or Just my favorite in general? Rephrase the question and then I'll answer.

Hype Crush? - Casper Van Dien (He is a registered member, after all).

Hype Nemesis? - Hmm, a lot of people would like to think they are it. But I have only ever had one Hype nemesis and no one has lived up to him in 11 years. The one, the only, the legendary: Bakerboy!

What is your favorite Smiley? -

Least favorite? - (I hate Venom)

Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you. - I'm not as big of a bastard as everyone thinks. I love the image and do play it up a bit, but it really isn't a reflection of me.

What is your Hype Pet Peeve? - Annoying fan boys.

What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment? - Easily the Michelle Pfeiffer thread. Not since has there been a thread where posters pushed and pushed someone to the point that he snapped and threatened to murder 4 posters and rape their mothers and ended with no one being banned or even infracted.

 

[TDK Joker]

What has been some of your favourite films that have come out in the last few years?

Who is your favourite comic book character?

Who is you favourite band/sing?

Are you looking forward to Christmas?

 

[twylight]

How has becoming a Moderator changed your posting?

Has it changed your opinion of Hype?

Would you rather talk to other Moderators than regular posters?

 

[Matt]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Then you have 1/8 of your original life left (I think that my math is right).

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

No. In fact, I would use the loudest gun possible.

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

The Reptilians would tell us.

Is there another word for synonym?

Equivalent and metonym according to Thesaurus.com.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Yes, but vegans can't.

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Are you kidding? They provide them first class medical service until the day of their death.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU THAT I'M A CANNIBAL!?!?!

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Yes. Men are always wrong. Even my daughter realizes it.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

The real question is, if someone has multiple personalities and *********es, do the other personalities feel as though they have been raped?

How young can you die of old age?

If you get a senior discount, you're good.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

You're better than a bad pun, Kane!

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Less than 2, more than 1.

Is it still real to you?

No.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Both.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

You've never walked through a drive-through?

What do batteries run on?

The energy created by being on the greatest acid trip of all time.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

What did I say about the puns?!?!?!

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

I actually know from experience, no. Even if you show up five minutes late and try to buy a ticket, they won't sell you it because no one bought one before it started!

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

.....You know, I've never really considered it.

Batman & Robin or The Room?

B&R, which isn't so bad if you look at it in the context of a satire on the 1960s series.

Mayonnaise or Broccoli?

Both....combined!

Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

Try it and be sure to post pictures of the burns.

How do you like my nonsensical questions?

They were fine until you started with the s***ty puns!

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?

2 infractions, 3 warnings! I am the Vic Mackey of moderators! That is how I got them!

If you could have one TV sitcom house as your real home, which one would you pick?

Fraiser's apartment.

List 5 movie titles that associate with 5 hypesters.

Tropic Thunder - Lightning Strykez!

The Incredible Hulk - The Incredible Hulk (only the movie has 85 % less Welling).

Spider-Man - Spider-Fan

The Amazing Spider-Man - The Amazing Spider-Man

The Bourne Supremacy - Matt

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.

Smooth Criminal (has been in my head for a few days)

The rest are what I consider to be the most underrated Springsteen songs:

Youngstown
Johnny 99
Streets of Philadelphia
My City of Ruins

What is your least favorite word?

Hmm, not sure.

What turns you on?

You.

What turns you off?

You.

What sound do you love?

My daughter's voice.

What sound do you hate?

Styrofoam scratching.

What is your favorite curse word?

The C-word. I put it that way because the censors won't let me post it and otherwise people may mix it up with the F-word.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Hmm....I think being an Ari Gold-esque talent agent would be fun.

What profession would you not like to do?

I'd hate to pack boxes for shipping....especially if styrofoam is involved!

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Two gunmen shot Kennedy.

 

[Matt]

How does the city of Pitt feel about Big Ben?

They still love him, which disgusts me.

What has been some of your favourite films that have come out in the last few years?

Taken.

Who is your favourite comic book character?

Spider-Man.

Who is you favourite band/sing?

Springsteen.

Are you looking forward to Christmas?

Not really.

How has becoming a Moderator changed your posting?

It hasn't, which I often get yelled at by other moderators for.

Has it changed your opinion of Hype?

Nah, I knew that most here were asses long before I got my redshirt.

Would you rather talk to other Moderators than regular posters?

No preference, to be honest. It just depends on who it is.

 

[Kane52630]

You hate sh**** puns yet you prefer Batman & Robin, explain?

Did Mr. Freeze kill the dinosaurs?

Does Ivy give all the women a bad name?

Will that Cop get some mercy?

Is Alfred a creepy old man?

I need answers!

 

[Matt]

You hate sh**** puns yet you prefer Batman & Robin, explain?

Like I said, as intentional satire, it isn't terrible. You just need to be able to laugh at the corniness of it.

Did Mr. Freeze kill the dinosaurs?

No, but he did kill the radio star.

Does Ivy give all the women a bad name?

No more so than Alicia Silverstone.

Will that Cop get some mercy?

Mr. Freeze's condition has left him too cold to show mercy.

Is Alfred a creepy old man?

Yes. Yes he is.

I need answers!

You need what I tell you that you need!

 

[Sensi]

What type of lawyer do you want to be?

Do you want to be in a big firm?

How casual do you think attorneys should dress on casual Fridays?

What was one of the best things you and your daughter did together?

Do you like reading out-loud?

Where is the best place to go have fun?

What do you do when you feel stressed?

What was the nicest thing you did as a mod?

 

[Matt]

What type of lawyer do you want to be?

Right now, I am considering teaching rather than being a practicing attorney. If I were to practice, I'd like to work in criminal prosecution.

Do you want to be in a big firm?

Maybe, if I were 25 and alone, it is something I'd consider but I am not willing to give up time with my daughter to put in the hours required to start at a big law firm.

How casual do you think attorneys should dress on casual Fridays?

Maybe a polo shirt and slacks? I'm not a casual Friday type of guy, to be honest.

What was one of the best things you and your daughter did together?

It is terrible, but I took her to see Paul. She loved him on commercials and became absolutely mesmerized by him. So, I took her to see it, figuring that most of it would go over her head. From the second that he appeared on screen, she sat transfixed, didn't move a muscle. After the movie, she was happy and I thought, "Yay, I'm a good father!" Until my little girl turned to me and said...."F**king balls!" And I laughed harder than I had every laughed. We spent weeks saying that to one another. I shouldn't be proud of it, but it is one of my favorite memories with Claire.

Do you like reading out-loud?

Not really.

Where is the best place to go have fun?

I'm a sit at home alone and watch a movie with friends, type...so no where.

What do you do when you feel stressed?

I try to push it out of my head, which usually makes me think about it more, so I work out until I am too tired to think.

What was the nicest thing you did as a mod?

And here I thought that most people knew that I am the evil tyrant mod.

Honestly, it's hard to pinpoint. There isn't one really nice thing that I can single out. When mods do something bad, we are persecuted. But the little things we do each day, responding to posts, helping out a newbie, changing thread titles because the OP makes a mistake....those things go overlooked. So yeah, while I don't have one super nice thing, I'd like to think I've helped some people out over the years.

 

[C. Lee]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

 

[Matt]

More than most but less than Jack Bauer.

 

[C. Lee]

If a train left the west coast headed East at 60 mph.....and a train left the East coast headed West at 80 mph....where would you rate Neal Adams among comic artists?

 

[Lily Adler]

Why do I eat granola bars?

If I were Jessica Alba, would you date me?

 

[Matt]

If a train left the west coast headed East at 60 mph.....and a train left the East coast headed West at 80 mph....where would you rate Neal Adams among comic artists?

He is top tier, without a doubt. I personally prefer Tim Sale though....except his Joker. I hate Sale's joker.

Why do I eat granola bars?

Because they are healthy and taste good?

If I were Jessica Alba, would you date me?

Nope.

 

[AndThePickles]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

This gave me a good giggle. Did you giggle?

How old is your daughter? What is your favorite thing about being a father?

I think that people confuse your stubbornness for meanness. Agree or disagree?

If you could live in any fictional universe in a book (book, not comic book or movie), what would it be and why?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You wrote your name using a drawing tablet?

 

[Byrd Man]

If you had a time machine and could go back in time to witness one historic event, what would it be?

Favorite historical figure and why?

Favorite US president and why?

 

[Matt]

This gave me a good giggle. Did you giggle?

I'm too manly to giggle! I gave a chuckle so hearty that the Brawny Man pissed his pants!

How old is your daughter? What is your favorite thing about being a father?

She is three. That is a tough question. Every part of it. She is a ray of sunshine in my life. I know that is corny....but yeah....

I think that people confuse your stubbornness for meanness. Agree or disagree?

Agree. I also tend to be very blunt and outspoken and say what is on my mind. There is seldom any malice behind my words however, and I think a lot of people misinterpret me because of it.

If you could live in any fictional universe in a book (book, not comic book or movie), what would it be and why?

Without question, I'd be a wizard in the Harry Potter world. The world Rowling created is so fantastical and wonderful. Who wouldn't want to live there and go to Hogwarts and be a part of that?

You wrote your name using a drawing tablet?

No, I wrote it using Paint.

 

[Matt]

If you had a time machine and could go back in time to witness one historic event, what would it be?

The Kennedy shooting. I'd stand in the grassy knoll! There was a second gunman and I know it!

Favorite historical figure and why?

Hmm....Napoleon Bonaparte. Unlike most famed historical dictators/conquerors, I do not see Napoleon as evil or tyrannical or cruel. I think he truly believed that what he was doing was for the greater good of France and even the world. That fascinates me.

Favorite US president and why?

A toss up between FDR and Nixon. FDR, I believe is the best president our country has ever had. People criticize his policies in retrospect, but the fact is, they were needed at the time and worked. As for Nixon....there is just something fascinating about him. His paranoia was such a formidable part of his life, yet there was an equal part arrogance. He was completely paranoid, yet thought at the same time that he was untouchable. Fascinating man.

 

[Immortalfire]

Matt

Why am I your favorite Hype member ever?

Ever wonder what bakerboy is doing these days?

Favorite cookie?

Did I ever show you my collection of Marvel's SuperPro comics?

Do you like my avatar?

Five favorite older movies you'd like to see on the big screen:

Why do you think you've got the rep as the most horrible person on this board?

WWE Mod Smackdown! You vs. who, and me vs. who?

Ever been to the peach state?

Ever had a Bill Murray movie marathon?

Is your hair really as glorious as you proclaimed the other week?

Some video games that made you yell, curse or throw the controller?

Can you dance?

 

[Byrd Man]

The Kennedy shooting. I'd stand in the grassy knoll! There was a second gunman and I know it!

Excellent answer! I've read a few things on the Kennedy assassination, both pro and anti conspiracy, and I agree, there had to be another dude out there on the knoll. It's a conspiracy!!!11!!

 

[Immortalfire]

I saw all that stuff when I was in Dallas in July...it's creepy being there.