15 Minutes with Samuel Jackson

[Spider-Aziz]

with Samuel Jackson​

Samuel Jackson's is assigned to remake these movies:

Spoiler

1. THE SPIRIT
2. Star Wars Episode III
3. Twisted
4. Meeting Evil
5. Jumper
6. Star Wars Clone Wars
7. Freedom Land
8. Home of the Brave
9. Sphere

Ones in bold get priority

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Also, Knowsbleed, remind people that a good 15 minutes, doesn't mean 1-2 word answers. Not telling people to write a novel, but at least be interesting.

ELABORATE!!!

Question time!!

Where do you see yourself and what do you see yourself doing 10 years from now?

What is your first name?

Who do you feel closest to here on the Hype?

If you were to meet any Hypester in real life, who would it be and what would you do?

Where is home for you? Where would you like home to be?

List 15 superheroes you enjoy following their stories. A why with each one would be better. And do you keep S.H.I.E.L.D files about each?

List 30 movies you wish to see. Reasons would be better

What's the origin of your name?

Favorite advertisement starring Sam Jackson?

Favorite movie starring Samuel L. Jackson?

 

[Hyde]

Have you ever calmed a hurricane with your voice?

Have you ever won a wrestle with a bear?

Are you and Robert Downey Jr Snapchat besties?

 

[MrMaooz]

Is working with George Lucas a pain in the ass?

Why the hell did Mace Windu have to get killed off? You should have beat Lucas' ass to let him live. I mean, you asked for a purple lightsaber and he granted it.

 

[Hyde]

Are you Samuel L. Jackson?

 

[MrMaooz]

Does he look like a b**ch?

 

[Hyde]

Did you fight Satan and win?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Are you a Bad M-F? And have it printed on your wallet?

 

[KevanG]

If they remade Jurassic Park would you be the Dino King by the end?

 

[Human Torch]

What do you feel is the worst movie you've ever been in and why?t:

 

[Black Narcissus]

Is working with George Lucas a pain in the ass?

Why the hell did Mace Windu have to get killed off? You should have beat Lucas' ass to let him live. I mean, you asked for a purple lightsaber and he granted it.

The fat-man gave me the script and the character description was "He's black."

I don't mind dying, I just don't wanna go out like some punk.

 

[Black Narcissus]

What do you feel is the worst movie you've ever been in and why?t:

Roger Ebert hated The Spirit.

That $15 million was worth having Roger Ebert's thumb up my ass.

 

[Black Narcissus]

If they remade Jurassic Park would you be the Dino King by the end?

Go back and rewatch the first one....I already made Jurassic Park.

 

[Duke]

Name some movies you regretted making.


List movies you made which you felt warranted a sequel.


List an actor or actress you refuse to work with.

 

[Black Narcissus]

Name some movies you regretted making.

Not that many.

Soul Men
Lakeview Terrace
Jumper
Formula 51


List movies you made which you felt warranted a sequel.

Unbreakable
Loaded Weapon 1


List an actor or actress you refuse to work with.


They'll come to you with this stuff, dialogue like 'Hey, jive turkey!' Like, 'you can play this irate black man.' I'm going, 'Hey, you have a script?' 'No, that's it, you're angry with society and you beat up MF's and you're friends with Drew Barrymore.' It's like they had to throw in a white person there.

Done.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You still have more questions to answer above, don't forget them please

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Please explain in detailed steps how one gets these mother******** snakes off this mother********* plane?

 

[Human Torch]

The fat-man gave me the script and the character description was "He's black."

I don't mind dying, I just don't wanna go out like some punk.

 

[Piper Maru]

If we're buying what are you having?

What is your strangest habit?

If you had a time machine where would you go?

What do you like having for breakfast?

Name 3 dvd's you'd bring with you to a deserted island.

What is your most embarrassing moment?

What are your thoughts on the Royale With Cheese?

 

[KevanG]

If you had to choose between fighting a Grizzly bear in a forest glen armed with just a handgun or a great white shark in a 50 foot deep 2 mile wide lake armed with harpoons in a boat.

 

[Human Torch]

If Mace Windu fought Nick Fury,who would win?

Are you planning to become a character in a DCCU film?If so,who do you want to play?

If you could create a character to play in an Indiana Jones film,what would he be like?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I don't mind dying, I just don't wanna go out like some punk.

But, your character went out like a punk in Django

 

[Human Torch]

Sam must be busy on set.He makes like 75 films a year.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Sam? Samuel? Sammy Boy?
It's not literally 15 Minutes of time to provide, and then you're done
C'mon buddy, you have more questions to answer

EDIT: He's on probation, what unwanted luck

 

[Piper Maru]

Why are you on probation?

 

[Tanin]

Why are you on probation?

He posted a video of himself speaking,