2013/2014 NFL Thread: Attack of the Matts - Part 2

[JewishHobbit]

As a Bengals fan... I get it

 

[Rowsdower!]

If the defense is on point like they should be then yes I am that confident.

Hey, anything can happen, but... I'm not sure they have what it takes to stop Fetushead and his Army of A-holes.

 

[Mister J]

So, apparently, Jacoby Jones was injured last night/this morning when a stripper named Sweet Pea went upside his head with a champagne bottle while they were on a party bus.

Yep, Sweet Pea.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Apparently the incident with the stripper started a brawl on the bus that involved a bunch of other Ravens players.

How much do you want to bet that sportswriters across America will begin bemoaning the loss of Ray Lewis in the Ravens locker room, proclaiming that this sort of thing never would have happened if he was still around to impart his infinite wisdom and leadership?

 

[Immortalfire]

It was justice for every stripper that's ever been punched by an NFL athlete.

 

[venom892]

Dolphins schedule after Saints & Ravens:

Bye, Bills, @Patriots, Bengals, @Bucs, Chargers, Panthers, @Jets, @Steelers, Patriots, @Bills, Jets.

It's not that bad. @Colts & Falcons were two tough games, but they won those. The only scary games after @Saints would be Bengals & @Patriots . And they beat the Bengals last year in Cincy. Both teams have improved, so that will be good.

I think the playoffs are very real option. Also I think we can sweep both the Bills and Jets.

 

[Trainwreck2100]

Apparently the incident with the stripper started a brawl on the bus that involved a bunch of other Ravens players.

How much do you want to bet that sportswriters across America will begin bemoaning the loss of Ray Lewis in the Ravens locker room, proclaiming that this sort of thing never would have happened if he was still around to impart his infinite wisdom and leadership?

the brawl involved one of jones' friends and a player, the friend tried to retaliate for the stripper's assault and the player stopped him.

 

[Rowsdower!]

It was justice for every stripper that's ever been punched by an NFL athlete.

 

[Genesis 1.0]

Ray wouldn't have hit the chick. Now he may have held her while Jacoby took some free shots but I'm sure it couldn't be proven in a court of law.

 

[MrMaooz]

Did anyone see the Charger's final play?

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Apparently the incident with the stripper started a brawl on the bus that involved a bunch of other Ravens players.

How much do you want to bet that sportswriters across America will begin bemoaning the loss of Ray Lewis in the Ravens locker room, proclaiming that this sort of thing never would have happened if he was still around to impart his infinite wisdom and leadership?

If Ray Lewis was in that locker room, the hooker would be dead, a suit would go missing, and the Ravens roster would get off.

 

[Venom'sDad]

Yes, MrMaooz...I was wondering, how long is this going to go on.

 

[Erzengel]

Ray wouldn't have hit the chick. Now he may have held her while Jacoby took some free shots but I'm sure it couldn't be proven in a court of law.

It's Ray wouldn't have hit the chick. He just would have obstructed the Police's investigation and removed any evidence.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

My Raiders are going to kill it tonight and next week. Although I am not to happy about next week since I am a Skins fan as well but my Raiders are going to kill it.

If the defense is on point like they should be then yes I am that confident.

 

[Genesis 1.0]

If Ray Lewis was in that locker room, the hooker would be dead, a suit would go missing, and the Ravens roster would get off.

It should be illegal to be this salty.

 

[Immortalfire]

Did anyone see the Charger's final play?

$5,000 fine for misuse of an apostrophe.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

It should be illegal to be this salty.

I was making a joke. If you were following the thread, you'd see I wasn't the only one who did.

But way to single me out tho.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

$5,000 fine for misuse of an apostrophe.

 

[Mr. Dent]

Colts are gonna finish 12-4 and will hand Seattle their first loss of the season. And Bradshaw will continue to start over Richardson. Book it.

 

[WalkingDeadMike]

Defenses have figured out The Read Option????? Please tell The Giants then because Cam Newton just obliterated their defense (one of the best D-Lines in the league) today on the 10 Read-Option plays alone.

The Giants' D-Line hasn't been good since 2011.

 

[Genesis 1.0]

I was making a joke. If you were following the thread, you'd see I wasn't the only one who did.

But way to single me out tho.

Brah, I was making jokes at Ray's expense before your post.....

Ray wouldn't have hit the chick. Now he may have held her while Jacoby took some free shots but I'm sure it couldn't be proven in a court of law.

Anything else you'd like to overreact to?

 

[DoomsdayApex]

I think the "hate" from mobile quarterbacks is that they've never been able to sustain that high level of play. Vick comes into the league "OMG wow, look at him game changer!" and guess what happened, defenses started figuring him out, they hit him and his weaknesses became more apparent. This new batch of kids might work out but I'll take someone like Peyton Manning or dare I say it Mr. Ugg himself who have been consistently great without the need to run the option or take off running every other play.

And how many Peyton Mannings are roaming college football right now, or in the past five years for that matter? Dual-threat QBs have worked out before (Flutie, Moon, McNabb, etc) but fans conveniently forget that.

 

[Darthphere]

And how many Peyton Mannings are roaming college football right now, or in the past five years for that matter? Dual-threat QBs have worked out before (Flutie, Moon, McNabb, etc) but fans conveniently forget that.

There's exceptions to every rule, stop being so glib.

 

[marcvader]

Damn, this is one testy thread.

 

[MrMaooz]

$5,000 fine for misuse of an apostrophe.

We both know James Harrison should be fined for this.