2013/2014 NFL Thread: Attack of the Matts - Part 2

[Warhammer]

I just find humor in the fact that the guy who got screwed out of his starting job is helping lead an inferior team to much better success than the guy who stole his job.

Stole? That's an interesting word.

 

[marcvader]

While I'm in no means a Raiders fan I long for the days of when they were one of the perennial powers of the league. It's been a long time.

 

[Showtime]

The Broncos offense reminds me of the Patriots offense from 2007.

 

[Genesis 1.0]

The Broncos offense reminds me of the Patriots offense from 2007.

Damn, now I know I don't get online enough.

When did Excel 2.0 become a member of Staff? I was already uncomfortable with Steelers and Cowboys fans (looking at you Matthew & Kelly, ya chumps) being allowed in but now a Patriots fan as well?

#HypeCorruption

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

And how many Peyton Mannings are roaming college football right now, or in the past five years for that matter? Dual-threat QBs have worked out before (Flutie, Moon, McNabb, etc) but fans conveniently forget that.

How many rings have those guys combined for?

I'll even let you toss in Cunningham, Vick, etc...

 

[Superman Earth1]

That third quarter got away from us last night

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

That third quarter got away from us last night

Yeah, down 27-7 at halftime, you guys had them right where you wanted them.

 

[Darthphere]

Striking distance.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Yeah, down 27-7 at halftime, you guys had them right where you wanted them.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Ray wouldn't have hit the chick. Now he may have held her while Jacoby took some free shots but I'm sure it couldn't be proven in a court of law.

LMAO.

Nah, Ray would have waited for Jacoby to tackle her and then slapped his hands on the pile just to pad his stats.

 

[roach]

Nate Burleson was in a car accident this morning and broke his arm. He's a WR for the Lions.

 

[Hush]

Today he is a WR for the Lions on IR.

 

[Genesis 1.0]

LMAO.

Nah, Ray would have waited for Jacoby to tackle her and then slapped his hands on the pile just to pad his stats.

SOLO tackle. Jacoby's name would have gotten lost in the shuffle.

 

[Rowsdower!]

SOLO tackle. Jacoby's name would have gotten lost in the shuffle.

 

[Genesis 1.0]

Sal Paolantonio: "Ray, you racked up 68 tackles in the first half today, just how did you do it?

Ray: "They weren't solo tackles, Sal because I had a partner and his name is God."

 

[HBKfan28]

Can a team play on Sunday Night Football 2 weeks in a row?

I only ask because, while its still a while away, week 15 has Bengals @ Steelers....please let them spare us and flex them away. There's Patriots @ Dolphins that same week, though Pats are on SNF the week after. I'm sure there are plenty of other games though that would be better than having to watch Pitt.

 

[iwontsaveu]

The Broncos offense reminds me of the Patriots offense from 2007.

The broncos are too good. Excuse me, Peyton Manning makes them too good. The dude is frightening. I was watching their game last night and i was astounded. As a panthers fan when i saw John Foxx i was like why do they even need a coach Peyton is here, he can do it.

 

[roach]

Can a team play on Sunday Night Football 2 weeks in a row?

I only ask because, while its still a while away, week 15 has Bengals @ Steelers....please let them spare us and flex them away. There's Patriots @ Dolphins that same week, though Pats are on SNF the week after. I'm sure there are plenty of other games though that would be better than having to watch Pitt.

they wont flex that...Bengals are surprisingly playing good

 

[Rowsdower!]

Sal Paolantonio: "Ray, you racked up 68 tackles in the first half today, just how did you do it?

Ray: "They weren't solo tackles, Sal because I had a partner and his name is God."

You're on a roll today, brother.

 

[HBKfan28]

they wont flex that...Bengals are surprisingly playing good

I know, they're exciting...its the Steelers that I wouldn't want to watch. I mean it doesn't matter anyway, I'll just watch Walking Dead & Homeland live instead of on the DVR anyway.

 

[Rowsdower!]

I know, they're exciting...its the Steelers that I wouldn't want to watch. I mean it doesn't matter anyway, I'll just watch Walking Dead & Homeland live instead of on the DVR anyway.

I feel bad for fans in England. They have to sit through the two-headed sh**fest that is Steelers/Vikings next week.

Oh well. At least they'll get to see Adrian Peterson run for 478 yards. That'll at least be entertaining.

/slits wrists

 

[Hush]

478 yards. Hahahahahahahah! That was ****ing funny.

 

[TheBat812]

God if we lose to the Steelers the week after losing to the Browns.... This season's dead to me.

 

[Rowsdower!]

478 yards. Hahahahahahahah! That was ****ing funny.

Oh, did I say 478? I must have mistyped. I meant 748.

 

[Mr. Dent]

SportsCenter doing a full Book of Peyton Manning special, complete with chapters...it's getting to Lebron levels of wank.