2013/2014 NFL Thread: Time to Scream!

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[Hush]

Yo, if that actually happened, I'd be dipped in s*** and rolled in breadcrumbs.

Great Steel reference.

 

[Warhammer]

Great Steel reference.

Thank you.

 

[Immortalfire]

Falcons, Raiders, and Jaguars will each have a game in London next season.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

When's this London thing gonna run its course?

 

[Warhammer]

When's this London thing gonna run its course?

When the Jaguars relocate to London.

 

[Immortalfire]

When's this London thing gonna run its course?

Not soon enough, I fear.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

I think stationing an NFL team on another continent is a terrible idea.

 

[Warhammer]

Me too. It f***s everything up. You don't see an American team playing in the Premiere League.

 

[WalkingDeadMike]

The Jaguars need to move to LA not London.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

When the Jaguars relocate to London.

 

[Duke]

Falcons, Raiders, and Jaguars will each have a game in London next season.

Stupid idea by Goodell.

When's this London thing gonna run its course?

Not soon enough.

 

[Rowsdower!]

What do you guys think they'll call the inevitable London team? I can't imagine the Jaguar name will stick.

I suppose there's always the chance we get a football variation of this:

Of course, there are obvious reasons why they might want to eschew that name, even if London Rippers does have a nice ring to it. I have to admit, there would be something hilarious about an NFL team being named after a serial killer. Dan Snyder is probably hoping that it happens, because then the league might actually have a team name more offensive than Redskins.

Anyway... other possibilities...

London Blokes
London Bangers
London Bridges
London Towers
London Double Deckers
London Bobbies
London Yardies
London Broil
London Beefeaters
London Yeomen Warders of Her Majesty’s Royal Palace and Fortress the Tower of London

 

[Erzengel]

London Limeys

 

[Venom'sDad]

I think stationing an NFL team on another continent is a terrible idea.

It won't be the NFL...IFL, International Football League...and Buffalo will probably move to Toronto, Oakland to Mexico City.

I'm just saying......

 

[Rowsdower!]

Yeah, they should move the Bills to Toronto, or move some team there. I don't understand the big push for England when Canada is already so much closer. And there's probably more of a demand in Canada, since they have their own league and are more familiar with the sport.

 

[Immortalfire]

Remember Jaguaring!

 

[Immortalfire]

It won't be the NFL...IFL, International Football League...and Buffalo will probably move to Toronto, Oakland to Mexico City.

I'm just saying......

Oh goody, maybe the halftime show will be updates on drug wars. With live footage!

If other countries want an American football team, they can found their own league.

 

[Rowsdower!]

JAGZ HANDS!

I wonder if the amazing cultural phenomenon known as Jaguaring would catch on in London, should the team keep the Jaguar name after they move there. I truly hope so. Just imagine Wembley packed full of thousands of people Jaguaring. But it would only really be worthwhile if they all dressed exactly like that guy while doing it.

 

[Erzengel]

I like how they are trying to fool everyone into thinking how popular NFL is in the UK. So popular that they HAVE to pass out team merchandise for free so it looks like the fans there even give a s'.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Yeah, that is pretty funny.

 

[Immortalfire]

JAGZ HANDS!

I wonder if the amazing cultural phenomenon known as Jaguaring would catch on in London, should the team keep the Jaguar name after they move there. I truly hope so. Just imagine Wembley packed full of thousands of people Jaguaring. But it would only really be worthwhile if they all dressed exactly like that guy while doing it.

If the Jag fans here in the US of A would commit to Jaguaring, I believe it would greatly help their cause. Heck, if Blaine Gabbert would Jaguar before taking the snap, they would score a lot more points.

 

[Rowsdower!]

If the Jag fans here in the US of A would commit to Jaguaring, I believe it would greatly help their cause. Heck, if Blaine Gabbert would Jaguar before taking the snap, they would score a lot more points.

Not only that, but if he Jaguared after taking the snap, it could keep him from getting injured so often. Imagine Terrel Suggs or Robert Mathis zeroing in on Gabbert, and he suddenly drops the ball, throws up his hands in Jaguaring stance, and begins going "RRROAARR RRROARRR ROARRR!" They would probably stop and freeze out of sheer confusion. Then Gabbert could quickly pick up the ball and run it straight into the end zone.

The Jags could ride that tactic all the way to the Super Bowl.

 

[Immortalfire]

Hell yeah