5 People to have on your side in a bar fight?

[TheRunningMan]

well? here's mine:
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Joey Porter

Bill Goldberg

James Harrison

Dolph Lundgren

Threads are more fun with pictures

 

[[A]]

I was gonna say I'd like to have the hotlinking police on my side.. but they don't exist.

 

[The Lizard]

Here's the only five I need on my side in a bar fight....

 

[enterthemadness]

I don't feel like wasting time and um, looking for pics of guys to link to my imageshack account...so...

Bruce Willis (As John McClane)
AJ Styles (TNA Wrestler)
Goldberg (Former WCW, WWE Wrestler)
Um....the Kool-Aid chracter.
Matthew McCouhey.

 

[bullets]

1. Jesus
2. A broken beer bottle
3. Testicular fortitude
4. another broken bottle
5. lou ferrigno

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Arnold Schwarzeneggar
Stallone
Billy Jack
Madonna for the distraction
I'm at a crossroads. Can't decide between Steven Segal or Van Damme for the 5th spot.

 

[TEDDY]

 

[Wiseman]

depends on where I am, if I'm in a white neighborhood then I'd want 5 black guys on my side cause white people are scared wusses when it comes to strong black men......if I was in a black neighborhood, I'd want puerto rican women with me cause everyone is scared of them.

 

[MadVillainy]

depends on where I am, if I'm in a white neighborhood then I'd want 5 black guys on my side cause white people are scared wusses when it comes to strong black men......if I was in a black neighborhood, I'd want puerto rican women with me cause everyone is scared of them.

I love puerto rican women...............................you have no idea...

But I guess
I would choose these guys

Because even though we might get our asses kicked at least I would get a laugh out of it

 

[Wiseman]

I love puerto rican women...............................you have no idea...

Oh, I love puerto rican women too, just not when they're upset.

 

[bullets]

you could use these nuts for laughs and someone might get killed with a trident

 

[TEDDY]

you could use these nuts for laughs and someone might get killed with a trident

That's 4. Whose your 5th?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Jason Statham
Vinnie Jones
Stallone
Spoons
Bruce Willis

 

[Kane52630]

1. Chuck Norris
2. Mike Knox's Beard
3. Rorschach
4. & 5. APA

 

[thedeadite]

Bas Rutten
Bas Rutten
Bas Rutten
Bas Rutten
Bas Rutten

 

[thedeadite]

double post...grr

 

[SuBe]

1. Malice
2. Matt
3. Marx
4. ImmortalFire
5. Bruce Lee

We'll debate our way out of a fight, and if that don't work, then Brucy will kick ass.

 

[Nivek]

Jesus
Buddha
Moses
Muhammed
Joseph Smith

and maybe Sea-Man

 

[Manic]

Slim Summers
Jean Grey
Bobby Drake
Hank McCoy
Warren Worthington

That way I've got backup who can kill you with a stern look, think you to death, freeze you to death, beat the living snot out of you the old fashioned way, and fly me the hell out of there.

 

[<(o_o)>]

Jason Voorhees
Freddy Krueger
Leatherface
Michael Myers
Pinhead

 

[Wiseman]

Jesus
Buddha
Moses
Muhammed
Joseph Smith

and maybe Sea-Man

So you want a bunch of pacifists fighting with you

Umm, good luck

 

[Darthphere]

James Harrison

He doesn't feel like going, because you would of just invited the other dude if they won the bar fight.

 

[Matt Murdock]

A gun.
A second gun.
A third gun.
Full ammunition for three guns.
A chick impress when I commit murder.

 

[Eric Brooks]

1. Jesus
5. lou ferrigno

all I need are these 2

 

[Kane52630]

A gun.
A second gun.
A third gun.
Full ammunition for three guns.
A chick impress when I commit murder.

loads sniper gun
shoot you in the head
the Chick forgets you and looks at me t: