61 Nights of Halloween (2024 Edition)

Last Night...

Bad seeds,
Spooky buddies,
and terrifying zoom calls.

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Directed & written by Stuart Ortiz (Grave Encounters 1 & 2, Extraterrestrial), Strange Harvest: Occult Murder in the Inland Empire will have its World Premiere at Fantastic Fest on September 22.

Stuart Ortiz is one half of the directing duo known as the Vicious Brothers. This solo outing from Ortiz uses the true crime documentary format to unleash horror, and you can further preview the upcoming movie by watching yesterday’s official teaser trailer down below as well.

The faux true-crime documentary centers on two detectives’ pursuit of an infamous serial killer named Mr. Shiny, who terrorized Southern California for almost two decades.

Fantastic Fest’s official description gives further insight:

“In July 2010, the San Bernardino County authorities were faced with one of the most bizarre crime scenes they’d ever encountered. Alerted by a concerned friend, local police arrived at the victims’ home, and the murders they discovered shook them to the ground. The crime scene showed ritualistic aspects, and quickly, one of the detectives recognized a symbol painted on the ceiling in the victims’ blood linking back to a serial killer they’d chased in 1995, before the killer seemingly took a 15-year break.

 
Night 17

43. Spooky Buddies (2011) dir. Robert Vince (NEW)

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Bite-Sized Review: Perfectly adorable kids' fare. Rather enjoyed it.

***1/4

44. The Bad Seed (2018) dir. Rob Lowe
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Bite-Sized Review: It's truly remarkable to me how effective Lowe's direction is here. He genuinely understands the material and mood here, nailing when it should serious and when it should be a little goofy.

***1/2

45. Host (2020) dir. Rob Savage
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Bite-Sized Review: Why did Savage turn to poop when lockdown ended? Perhaps him not being on set was the key...

****
 
Disney+ showing me Hocus Pocus, Nightmare Before Christmas, Agatha All Along, and Wizards of Waverly Place and then Signs, First Omen, Exorcist, Alien, and The Sixth Sense is the best example of cognitive dissonance I've seen in a good while.
 
Night 18

46. The Bad Seed Returns (2022) dir. Louise Archambault
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Bite-Sized Review: Grace is again good here, but the story is not. Very half baked and feels a lot less geniune and fun as the first. Also missing Lowe's direction and a competent music supervisior.

**1/2

47. The Batman (2022) dir. Matt Reeves
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Bite-Sized Review: Snyder fans be like, "Holy God, what are you showing me here? Come on"!

****1/2
 
Night 19

48. Saw X (2023) dir. Kevin Greutert (NEW)
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Bite-Sized Review: A pleasant treat. Honestly never thought making John a hero would work, but it did. Terrible wig on Amanda aside, I really enjoyed this and felt it was the most cinematic of the Saw flicks so far.

***1/2

49. Dashcam (2021) dir. Rob Savage (NEW)
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Bite-Sized Review: Heard stories about this one. None of them good. But that still didn't prepare me for how bad this is. Starts bad and only gets worse with every passing moment. A directionless trash fire It feels built to be anti-entertainment. Awful in every conceivable way.*

Zero Stars

*(Gif not from Dashcam. From something with a car and music that actually entertained me last night)
 
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Tonight...

But he's a creep, he's a weirdo. What the hell am I doin' here?

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I will get back to the movies tomorrow, but I did start on my spooky season video games.



Lets see if I can do all 4.

I myself finally started Resident Evil Village today. So far, so fun.
 
Bite-Sized Review: Heard stories about this one. None of them good. But that still didn't prepare me for how bad this is. Starts bad and only gets worse with every passing moment. A directionless trash fire It feels built to be anti-entertainment. Awful in every conceivable way.*

Zero Stars

The only part I will give it credit for is some of the horror bits from the woman she picked up. But yeah, It's such a misfire they cast someone who clearly can not act or play convincingly as someone who's MAGA to be the lead the entire time.
 

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