61 Nights of Halloween (2024 Edition)

[DarthSkywalker]

Night 6

16. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) dir. Tim Burton (NEW)

Bite-Sized Review: Daylight came and I did not want to go home.

*****

17. Attack of the Meth Gator (2023) dir. Christopher Douglas-Olen Ray (NEW)

Bite-Sized Review: I saw Cocaine Shark. You, sir, are no Cocaine Shark.

*

(Gif is not from Meth Gator, but I bet you were wondering...)

 

[Drizzle]

(Gif is not from Meth Gator, but I better you were wondering)

I was about to say, if that GIF was truly from the movie you'd better give it a couple of extra stars just on principle.

 

[Ninjablade]

Now disappointed in a movie I had never heard of until two minutes ago. The gif had set some expectations!

 

[Snow Queen]

 

[Sithborg]

Night 6

16. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) dir. Tim Burton (NEW)

Bite-Sized Review: Daylight came and I did not want to go home.

*****

17. Attack of the Meth Gator (2023) dir. Christopher Douglas-Olen Ray (NEW)

Bite-Sized Review: I saw Cocaine Shark. You, sir, are no Cocaine Shark.

*

(Gif is not from Meth Gator, but I bet you were wondering...)

Any relation to the Rollergator?

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Any relation to the Rollergator?

I have no earthly idea. But I'm definitely curious.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Tonight...

Sequel bait,
a birthday trip,
and 2 Fast, 2 Nunning.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Finally watching what is considered an all time classic zombie flick. And I just found out it's remake will be set:

 

[DarthSkywalker]

 

[Ninjablade]

 

[Luigi]

 

[Lily Adler]

Nic Cage to play John Carpenter in a biopic.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

That guy is me. That would be my exact reaction.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Night 7

18.The Strangers: Chapter 1 (2024) dir. Renny Harlin (NEW)

Bite-Sized Review: A truly lifeless film that does not understand at all why the first film was scary. But it also had Cheryl Blossom looking good and doing her damnedest. So awful, but I guess worth the watch.

*1/4

19. Train to Busan (2016) dir. Yeon Sang-ho (NEW)

Bite-Sized Review: Knowing the runtime, after 15 minutes I couldn't imagine how this could be a two hour film. I'm clearly an idiot. A beautiful and painful action flick, that hits all the right and wrong notes. And please, will someone just kill that ****er already!

****1/4

20. The Nun II (2023) dir. Michael Chaves

Bite-Sized Review: Not a great film but feels like a miracle after the first was so bad. Thankfully the Farmiga sisters can make anything worth the effort.

***1/4

 

[DarthSkywalker]

This guy right here?

Gave one of the worst performances I've seen all year in the Strangers. Blown away at how bad he is, especially next to Petsch giving it her all. It was whiplash going from this to Busan.

 

[Snow Queen]

This guy right here?

Gave one of the worst performances I've seen all year in the Strangers. Blown away at how bad he is, especially next to Petsch giving it her all. It was whiplash going from this to Busan.

All year? You saw worse this week.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

All year? You saw worse this week.

One of!!! Damnit woman, read my words!

 

[Snow Queen]

In the interest of not being too repetitive, my favourites I've done this week:

Spoiler

Beetlejuice (1988) dir. Tim Burton

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) dir. Tim Burton

Heathers (1989) dir. Michael Lehmann

Malignant (2021) dir. James Wan

Nightmare Alley (2021) dir. Guillermo Del Toro

Rear Window (1954) dir. Alfred Hitchcock

Train to Busan (2016) dir. Yeon Sang-ho

 

[DarthSkywalker]

In the interest of not being too repetitive, my favourites I've done this week:

Spoiler

Beetlejuice (1988) dir. Tim Burton

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) dir. Tim Burton

Heathers (1989) dir. Michael Lehmann

Malignant (2021) dir. James Wan

Nightmare Alley (2021) dir. Guillermo Del Toro

Rear Window (1954) dir. Alfred Hitchcock

Train to Busan (2016) dir. Yeon Sang-ho

Wow, we saw a lot of the same movies.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

 

[Snow Queen]

 

[Lily Adler]

I guess I can watch this one again.

 

[Lily Adler]

It's funny because he and Ralph Fiennes are from the UK.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

It's funny because he and Ralph Fiennes are from the UK.

*Pushes up glasses*

Actually, Paddington is from Peru.

 

[Drizzle]

I watched the Giants game today. There was a massacre, does that count as horror?