7 year-old Steals Car, Runs from Cops to Avoid Church

He's the Anti-Christ, he knows he'll burn if he enters a church. Someone kill him
 
And forcing kids to go to church is the best way to make them learn morals. :whatever:
 
Since it took place in Utah, the kid's probably Mormon. Mormon church is over three hours long. He should have driven faster to get away.
 
Is this that Letarian or Letanian or whatever the hell his name was kid that wanted to be a hood rat and stole his grandmother's car? If not, these two should be friends.
 
I loled pretty hard at the thread title. That kid has some pretty good driving skills for a 7 year old.



Massive lol at the sheriff's spokesman's name. I imagine that guy got teased relentlessly throughout his life.
 
I liked how the cop mentions the kid was grounded from playing video games and from that draws the conclusion that's why the kid stole the car and knew how to drive in the first place. Way to jump to conclusions.
 
Is this that Letarian or Letanian or whatever the hell his name was kid that wanted to be a hood rat and stole his grandmother's car? If not, these two should be friends.

Of course its not Latarian... this kids name is obviously Damian.
 
I would've done the same thing as this kid had I been brave enough back then
 
Somebody needs to buy that kid a drink.
 
7 year-old Steals Car, Runs from Cops to Avoid Church
Good for him -- gotta stay away from these places..
 
Massive lol at the sheriff's spokesman's name. I imagine that guy got teased relentlessly throughout his life.
Reminds me of that asian resturant from the funny pics thread- Fuk Mi.
 
He learned to drive from video games? I think his father showed him some things. Good driving for a seven year old , glad he didnt hit anybody.
 
He just wanted to do hoodrat stuff with his friend...
 
I saw this on news and said to my friend next to me, "Damn! that's some awesome driving skills this kid have"
 

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