A question that won't further the advancement of our species...(much)...

[Odin's Lapdog]

This really does nothing but show how imaginative you are.

Question

If you're shoes were a Car/motor vehicles, what would they be?

i'm looking for specific specs but...

some guidelines on the general make up if you are finding this difficult

boots= 4x4
suit work shoes = saloons or executive cars
canvases=sport cars
slipper=motorcycles, quads, trikes, speedboats
running spikes= supercars elite group
bare foot = vintage motor
heels = smart cars/ compacts / convertibles.

you don't have to go by that but it if helps the thinking process so be it.

a picture of your type of shoe wear and the type of vehicle would suffice as a reasonable answer.

if you want you can also do the vice versa and post that up.

cheers

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Haha, you deny and deny, but I'm telling you, you are insane.

Anyway, mine would be a hearse.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

i demand 60 odd posts be taking of scream's post count because he always comes into one of my threads and calls me crazy...

it's long term spamming on a covert bond-esque level but i can see it, oh yes, i can see it....

*beady eyes*

ps what kinda messed up footwear are you wearing?????

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I dont get it

 

[Strange]

Mine would be a Jaguar.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

ps what kinda messed up footwear are you wearing?????

I said "hearse" because my shoes are big, long, black, with a little chrome, and angular. Like this:

In fact my shoes pretty much look just like th^t, only without the wheels and windows...though that would be cool.

 

[Strange]

I said "hearse" because my shoes are big, long, black, with a little chrome, and angular. Like this:

In fact my shoes pretty much look just like th^t.

Are your toes dead and crusty?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm only talking aesthetics here. My shoes are not a perfect corrolary to a hearse.

 

[Outsiderzedge]

I don't believe you.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

My freaking toes smell like Armani, peeps!
The skin is white like a sheet of typing paper and smooth like marble as they've never seen the sun nor suffered many injuries.

 

[Outsiderzedge]

Ah, ok. I believe you.

 

[SpideyLad]

Ive been driving in my car, its not quite a jaguar
I bought it in primrose hill from a bloke from brazil
It was made in fifty-nine in a factory by the tyne


Sorry, I just had to do that

 

[Strange]

My freaking toes smell like Armani, peeps!
The skin is white like a sheet of typing paper and smooth like marble as they've never seen the sun nor suffered many injuries.

If by Armani you mean formaldehyde, then I with you.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

If by Armani you mean formaldehyde, then I with you.

Ugh! Even the mention of formaldehyde makes me wanna hurl. When I was in school and we disected frogs, I carefully peeled off the frog's skin around it's torso and arms to make a tiny frogskin jacket.

I put the skin in a small wooden container and put that in my locker and GOd the smell.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

I dont get it

if you're shoe was a transformer what vehicle would it transform into?

make anymore sense?

 

[StorminNorman]

A Cheap Convertable - they are flip flops.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Holly, just say "Porsche, DeLorean, Mercedes Benz, Rolls Royce, Trans Am, BMW, Volvo and Astin Martin" and you'll be okay.

 

[Outsiderzedge]

if you're shoe was a transformer what vehicle would it transform into?

make anymore sense?

You didn't say anything about transformers before. That kind of changes the question a lot.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

A Cheap Convertable - they are flip flops.

Thanks for being one of the few to actually answer the question. You're a star.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

Holly, just say "Porsche, DeLorean, Mercedes Benz, Rolls Royce, Trans Am, BMW, Volvo and Astin Martin" and you'll be okay.

i really get an impression of white stillettos when you said astin martin...

 

[Strange]

Ugh! Even the mention of formaldehyde makes me wanna hurl. When I was in school and we disected frogs, I carefully peeled off the frog's skin around it's torso and arms to make a tiny frogskin jacket.

I put the skin in a small wooden container and put that in my locker and GOd the smell.

Ha, we took a whole frog and put it in this jerks camero and it was like 95 degrees outside. We got his keys out of his gym locker, which he never locked, and put the frog in his car. His gym class was right after lunch so it sat in his hot car for like 3 and 1/2 hours. We all watched him get in his car, take off and then stop suddenly, it was awesome.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

You didn't say anything about transformers before. That kind of changes the question a lot.

w....t.....f....?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

We all watched him get in his car, take off and then stop suddenly, it was awesome.

Hahaha. Nice visual.

 

[Outsiderzedge]

Thanks for being one of the few to actually answer the question. You're a star.

I'm still thinking about the question.

I shall be answering it soon. Regardless, I don't think you should judge others by whether or not they have answered the question. I like to think that we are all stars, whether we have answered or not.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

No, Mr. Marx. We are not all stars.