A riddle for the day

[Mister Sinister]

RIDDLE, I MEANT RIDDLE

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Bush is one

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took on 3.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

What is it?

 

[Hades]

Oh, gee. I don't know, a dick :

 

[Mister Sinister]

no, you perv!

 

[The Amazing Lee]

A wallet?

 

[Darthphere]

Brain?

 

[redmarvel]

car

I agree with Bach... though it's hard to believe Madonna doesn't have one.

 

[Philly Phanboy]

Last name.

 

[redmarvel]

Last name.

That would make sense except:

Liberace never used his on women.

Cher claims that she took on 3.

I don't think she was ever "Cher Bono"

 

[Hades]

Last name.

Oh, God damn you.

 

[Mister Sinister]

Last name.

CORRECT!

 

[Darthphere]

Well that didnt last the whole day.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I want another riddle now

 

[AndThePickles]

no, you perv!

I thought that was the answer too

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I think that is what we were meant to think.

 

[Cyclops]

I knew it couldn't be "dick" because steroid use makes it teeny tiny. Or so I've heard.

 

[AndThePickles]

I thought steroids just made people's balls teeny tiny.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Ew, I hate little balls.

 

[Mister Sinister]

I want another riddle now

One for you to ponder over

There were two mothers and two daughters,and they all went fishing.All of them caught a fish but when they counted there were only three fish.

 

[Mee]

One for you to ponder over

There were two mothers and two daughters,and they all went fishing.All of them caught a fish but when they counted there were only three fish.

One of them died. Stingray.

 

[Darthphere]

Ew, I hate little balls.

You didnt complain last night.

 

[redmarvel]

Grandmother, Mother and Daughter = 2 Mothers and 2 Daughters

 

[Daisy]

One for you to ponder over

There were two mothers and two daughters,and they all went fishing.All of them caught a fish but when they counted there were only three fish.

Three women/three generations

1. grandmother/mother
2. mother/daughter
3. daughter

 

[Mister Sinister]

correct.

 

[November Rain]

3 generations of women catching fish????

:jealous:

 

[The Amazing Lee]

More riddles I say. MORE!