A seagull just stole my BBQ

[terry78]

That's right, I stupidly went into the apt. to get some seasoning for the meat I had on the grill on my balcony, and left the top open because I was distracted. I hear some squawking outside, and look out the window to see two gulls trying to snatch not only the salmon steaks, but the ribs as well. I literally yell, "what in the ****?" and go back out there, and they fly off, with one salmon steak missing. I live in the northwest part of Indiana which is basically a penninsula on Lake Michigan so these ****ers are always flying around inland looking for food. Lesson well learned.

 

[Carcharodon]

MINE??

 

[The Apatow Crew]

you should have shot them and then had seagull steaks.

 

[Carcharodon]

Something tells me that seagulls wouldn't taste very good. Call it a hunch.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Something tells me that seagulls wouldn't taste very good. Call it a hunch.

Maybe it taste like chicken.

And if you don't like it just toss it off the building and hit someone walking by.

 

[X-Ray]

This calls for a Nelson Muntz pic. Someone else post it up

 

[The Apatow Crew]

This calls for a Nelson Muntz pic. Someone else post it up

 

[tzarinna]

Damn, that sounds like some good grub.
Can you blame them?

 

[Mee]

Seagulls always bringin the black man down.

 

[Alex The Great]

Seagull, always bringing the NumbersinNames Down



:numberist:

 

[WompuM]

They have struck us where it hurts gentlemen. They have stolen our barbeque. This means war. Let's kill 'em all. KILL 'EM ALL!!!!

 

[WompuM]

oh wait, you're a dirty numba so I don't care.

 

[Alex The Great]

And Your a Dirty bad spelling Username Name

 

[Captain Planet!]

Badassest seagull ever.

 

[Alexia Dark]

So, why hasn't anyone added an 'OWNED!' caption to that seagull picture?

 

[Immortalfire]

Poor Terry. A victim of evil seagulls

 

[Angel_Faerie]

ROFL! What makes this story even funnier is that my family is having a BBQ right now. They're cooking vegetarian hot dogs for me, and cooking meat for themselves. (On separate racks.)

 

[terry78]

ROFL! What makes this story even funnier is that my family is having a BBQ right now. They're cooking vegetarian hot dogs for me, and cooking meat for themselves. (On separate racks.)

You should screw with one of them and put one of your veggie dogs in a bun and see if they can tell.

 

[Angel_Faerie]

Thought about it, but they kept mine meticulously apart from thiers so we wouldn't confuse them. They'd know.

 

[Carcharodon]

Thought about it, but they kept mine meticulously apart from thiers so we wouldn't confuse them. They'd know.

That's weird. I mean, I eat meat, but if I accidentally got a veggie-dog I don't think I'd care all that much.

 

[Angel_Faerie]

It's not them. It's me. I'm paranoid that I'll accidentally eat meat.

 

[Carcharodon]

It's not them. It's me. I'm paranoid that I'll accidentally eat meat.

Oh, my bad. That makes sense.

 

[Joker]

I sense a new internet trend about to begin...LOLGULLS..."I can has BBQ?"

 

[Immortalfire]

White seagulls + stealing Terry's food = racist seagulls

 

[terry78]

White seagulls + stealing Terry's food = racist seagulls

Yeah, I notice they do tend to screech when I walk past them downtown and just fly on by the white guys in corporate attire. Conspiracy abounds.