15 Minutes A Special "Back from the Dead" Edition of 15 Minutes: Darthphere

[Badger]

Alrighty, boys and girls, welcome to a special edition of the Hype's 15 Minutes. Our dear dear Darthphere is back from his timeout and is ready to finish his 15 minutes, well more like 13.5 minutes now. So with out further ado...


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What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

[FONT=Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica][SIZE=-1]Why should I hire you?[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica][SIZE=-1]Do you love me (In a total guy 'knuckle hug' kinda of way, of course)?[/SIZE][/FONT]

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

Finally, odds on this making the full 4 days? And, if it does should I make it a full week?

Darthphere's first 15 Minutes went down in a flaming pile of insults and hurt feelings, lets not repeat that.

It makes Badger sad in the pants when his threads get locked.

We love you all!! :heart:

 

[Ronny Shade]

Who do you fantasize about at night?

 

[Erzengel]

What's the most degrading, despicable or against your own character, that you've stooped to for sex?

 

[Ronny Shade]

I thought this thread would be an immediate success. Where is everyone?

 

[knowsbleed]

Who do you love the most here at the Hype?

Describe your feelings of your love for that poster in the utmost detail possible.

What are your feelings on Erzengel's popularity here and at LSP? Why does everyone like the dude?

Doesn't it make you sick... with love? Describe those feelings.

What's with the string of nostalgic, goody, goody feeling threads? What is the purpose behind them and what kind of crowd do you intend to attract with them?

 

[Gilpesh]

So.... what's it like to be a zombie, and can you eat Jag's brain first?

 

[Erzengel]

You've had all Asians and wannabe Asians post in your thread, who's the best one after me, between Badger, knowsbleed or Ronny Shade and why?

 

[knowsbleed]

Which job screams Asian more...

Engineer

or...

Information Systems Administrator?

 

[Darthphere]

Alrighty, boys and girls, welcome to a special edition of the Hype's 15 Minutes. Our dear dear Darthphere is back from his timeout and is ready to finish his 15 minutes, well more like 13.5 minutes now. So with out further ado...


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What is your favorite word?

Troglodyte.

What is your least favorite word?

Hate.

What turns you on?

When a hot chick shows her bare midriff, and she has those little cuts on the side. That really gets my gears going.

What turns you off?

Bad breath.

What sound do you love?

The sound of a handshake at the end of a peace resolution.

What sound do you hate?

Shouting. There is always time for love.

[FONT=Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica][SIZE=-1]Why should I hire you?[/SIZE][/FONT]

I work hard, I'm a nice person, and I get the job done on time, efficiently, and correctly.

[FONT=Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica][SIZE=-1]Do you love me (In a total guy 'knuckle hug' kinda of way, of course)?[/SIZE][/FONT]

You know I do Badger, you know I do.

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

I've never been one for puzzles.

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

I'm not sure, but they only had one rib.

There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

I would hope you're not condoning alcoholism Badger. Remember, there are impressionable children here.

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Not yet.

When would you like to retire?

Retire from what?

What would you like to do when retired?

Same as above.

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

Golf clubs and a ham sandwich.

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Biting my nails and the power to love someone unconditionally.

Describe your dream house.

It would be white and blue, along the beach with a white picket fence.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

Morg, I would say you're trying real hard to be a good mod, and while you're not the greatest mod, you're trying and I appreciate that. So just try a little harder and you'll get there.

Finally, odds on this making the full 4 days? And, if it does should I make it a full week?

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I'd say they're pretty good.

 

[Darthphere]

Who do you fantasize about at night?

A world where everyone lives in harmony and peace.

What's the most degrading, despicable or against your own character, that you've stooped to for sex?

Nothing so far.

Who do you love the most here at the Hype?

I love everyone, but PWN3R takes the cake.

Describe your feelings of your love for that poster in the utmost detail possible.

PWN3R, wow, what can I say. He's like morning wood almost. He's always there but always welcome.

What are your feelings on Erzengel's popularity here and at LSP? Why does everyone like the dude?

Erz is the coolest dude ever. It's easy to see why he's so popular.

Doesn't it make you sick... with love? Describe those feelings.

Not really. Erz deserves every ounce of popularity he has.

What's with the string of nostalgic, goody, goody feeling threads? What is the purpose behind them and what kind of crowd do you intend to attract with them?

I want the whole hype to join in the love. We need to make this place less negative.

So.... what's it like to be a zombie, and can you eat Jag's brain first?

Hahaha! I was no zombie sir, and I would not eat his brain first.

You've had all Asians and wannabe Asians post in your thread, who's the best one after me, between Badger, knowsbleed or Ronny Shade and why?

Ronny Shade is a fellow Titan, I will never take anyone over him.

Which job screams Asian more...

Engineer

or...

Information Systems Administrator?

The latter.

 

[Gilpesh]

Hahaha! I was no zombie sir, and I would not eat his brain first.

Then don't you just hate Badger and his horribly misleading titles?!?!!?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

Current celebrity crush?

How old are you?

Dont, dont you want me?

Favorite part of a duck?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

where did you lose it?

Tell me your favorite joke?

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Favorite film ever?

Most overated film ever?

Favorite film of 1989?

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

Wha was the last real person you saw naked?

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

 

[Erzengel]

Name every video game system you've had and your favorite game on each.

 

[Ronny Shade]

If you could change the career of one famous person who and how?

 

[Darthphere]

Then don't you just hate Badger and his horribly misleading titles?!?!!?

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-
Favorite Blonde?

Stacy Keibler

Current celebrity crush?

Always and forever Natalie Portman

How old are you?

21

Dont, dont you want me?

I want you to keep up the loving if thats what you're asking.

Favorite part of a duck?

The bill?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

18

where did you lose it?

My house

Tell me your favorite joke?

Hahahaha.

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

I like figure skating.

Favorite film ever?

Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back.

Most overated film ever?

Anything by Tim Burton

Favorite film of 1989?

Not Batman.

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

No sex sir.

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

The former.

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

Fred H. Hancock.

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

Probably at this point Shia Laboeuegbyiuhef

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

I don't understand.

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Love

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

Some girl.

Wha was the last real person you saw naked?

That girl

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

3 toed sloth?

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

Not since last Tuesday.

Name every video game system you've had and your favorite game on each.

NES- Super Mario 3
Super Nintendo- Super Mario World
Nintendo 64- Goldeneye
Dreamcast- NFL2K1
X-Box- Knights of the Old Republic
XBOX360- Call of Duty 4

I think I had a Gameboy Advance at one point.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Why are you so awesome?

Do these new found feelings of love and peace feel good?

Is being evil over-rated?

Who would you most like to meet out of everyone in the world, past or present?

What does your weekend usually consist of?

 

[Darthphere]

Why are you so awesome?

I don't know Ace, it just sort of happens.

Do these new found feelings of love and peace feel good?

A little, honestly, I'm still getting used to it.

Is being evil over-rated?

Never.

Who would you most like to meet out of everyone in the world, past or present?

Morgan Freeman

What does your weekend usually consist of?

Um work, clubbing, video games, movies.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Um work, clubbing, video games, movies.

I'd say we should go clubbing together sometime, y'know, if it didn't sound so gay

 

[Darthphere]

I'd say we should go clubbing together sometime, y'know, if it didn't sound so gay

Hey, if they can do it in The 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up why can't two heterosexual males be able to do it.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Hey, if they can do it in The 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up why can't two heterosexual males be able to do it.

Those were both pretty gay movies.

 

[Darthphere]

Touche.

 

[Erzengel]

If you guys go out, you have to take Mee with you.

 

[Ronny Shade]

we're not that gay

 

[Darthphere]

Mee is always welcome.

 

[Ronny Shade]

even in bed?