Miss Webb
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After Civil War #7, all the heroes will wake up, discovering this treachery is a dream created by Psycho Pirate (who is promised immortality by Loki, who is collecting favors everywhere).
Spidey will never be unmasked.
Iron Man will be cured of Extremis.
The Invisible Woman will make a few 'visits' to Atlantis before making a decision. All in the name of diplomacy, of course.
The Illuminati will be revealed as nothing more than boys in a treehouse.
Cap will rinse out the bad brown hair dye.
Clor will open a Thundergodding Agency: Immortal for Hire.
Doctor Strange will eat three "Happy Meals" and end his nonsensical fast.
Torch will burn his immunity card and head to Canada.
The undersea sleeper agents will be captured and put on display in a public aquarium.
Panther will blow up the entire Negative Zone prison, since angry black men are good at that sort of thing. Even heroic ones.
The assassin will only clip Aunt May, removing an ear in the process. Peter will beg for money to get plastic surgery for her.
Reed will go to Atlantis and fight Namor for like, the five hundreth time.
Peter will make another announcement and rip off his mask on national tv.
Cap and Ironman will discover they HAVE THE SAME SPIES. Therefore, espionage becomes pointless.
And the real Thor will bounce Mjolnir off Iron Man's skull for music.
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Spidey will never be unmasked.
Iron Man will be cured of Extremis.
The Invisible Woman will make a few 'visits' to Atlantis before making a decision. All in the name of diplomacy, of course.
The Illuminati will be revealed as nothing more than boys in a treehouse.
Cap will rinse out the bad brown hair dye.
Clor will open a Thundergodding Agency: Immortal for Hire.
Doctor Strange will eat three "Happy Meals" and end his nonsensical fast.
Torch will burn his immunity card and head to Canada.
The undersea sleeper agents will be captured and put on display in a public aquarium.
Panther will blow up the entire Negative Zone prison, since angry black men are good at that sort of thing. Even heroic ones.
The assassin will only clip Aunt May, removing an ear in the process. Peter will beg for money to get plastic surgery for her.
Reed will go to Atlantis and fight Namor for like, the five hundreth time.
Peter will make another announcement and rip off his mask on national tv.
Cap and Ironman will discover they HAVE THE SAME SPIES. Therefore, espionage becomes pointless.
And the real Thor will bounce Mjolnir off Iron Man's skull for music.
t:
(her son's name is Damian)
