A Very Corpulent Bought/Thought Thread for 09/22/10 - SPOILERS!

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Justice League: Generation Lost #10

This is definitely the best title to come from Brightest Day, and the best Justice League/Society book anyone can currently buy.

I was a bit disappointed that last issue's cover gave away the ending, showing how Max Lord is going to use Magog to take out Captain Atom. This issue begins where last issue left off...and, we discover what information Skeets found about before Max tried to destroy him. That information is that Max has uncovered four hidden Checkmate cells that have robotic labs.

Another good issue, and I hope this team gets their own title after Brightest Day concludes. I especially loved the scene between Batman and Power Girl in the middle of the book...but, I'm not too thrilled with the next guest stars that appeared on the final page. (They might be my least favorite DC team of all time.) :yay:

Dynamo 5: Sins Of The Father #4

Yet, another issue totally devoted to this major fight...and, I'm loving every page of it! Sure, I don't know the backstory to many of these characters; but, Faerber kind of lets the readers in as he goes along. We get one character who receives a devastating injury; and, the ending has me jacked for the final issue.

From what Dread said about sales, I don't know how likely this team will get another chance; but, I sure hope they do. While I was lukewarm on Dynamo 5's previous series as it neared the end, this one has me back on board with this team. It would be a shame that things had to end when Faerber was back on top of his game. :yay:

Fantastic Four #583

I'm a bit back on board with this title...but, that doesn't mean I understand everything that Hickman is trying to do with it. Finally, elements from the previous issues are coming together, and this issue focuses heavily on Valeria and Doom. I find it interesting the Valeria has usurped Franklin as the dominate Richards' kid; but, just as young Layla was the glue that held X-Factor together and made the stories more interesting, I'm finding that Valeria is earning that title with the Fantastic Four. (And, her appearance in X-Factor earlier this year made that title so much better.)

Good stuff...but, new readers who want to find out what Three is about are going to come away SUPER confused by not reading the issues before it. :yay:

Image Firsts: I Kill Giants #1

Looking through this dollar comic, I remember why I loved it the first time I opened my original first issue...and, how much I miss the characters within. Big recommendation for those who never gave the book a try to pick it up. Heck, what's a buck??!!?? :woot:
 
lulz, I see what you did up there. :awesome:

Fraction's Thor run starts off okayishly. There were good bits and boring bits but no particularly bad bits, so I'm optimistic. In that spirit, I'll start with the things I liked: Thor's remembrance of Loki was touching. Someone (even if it was Blake) finally noticing that Sif's back was much appreciated. Jane moving to Broxton and apparently starting a proper practice with Blake is promising, although I've learned not to get my expectations up with anything involving Blake's medical career; 99% of the time it's little more than an obstacle that appears for exactly as many panels as it takes for Thor/Blake to excuse himself so he can fight Fafnir or whatever. The overarching plot also looks pretty promising. The red alien dudes are made to be a suitable danger with the murder of all those elves, but more than that, they seem like imperialistic zealots, which makes them truly threatening in my mind. Anti-Odin (that's what I'm gonna call him unless I think of something better) seems cool. I take it these red dudes are supposed to be like a dark mirror of the Asgardians, with Anti-Odin as Odin and Lord Thane as their very own Thor. Should be interesting to see what happens when he clashes with normal Thor. If it's anything like Thor's previous encounters with "dark mirror" versions of himself, Thane will quickly kick his ass once and then totally cease to be any kind of threat whatsoever after Thor picks himself back up. For reference, see: Ulik, Perrikus, Nobilus (not really "dark" in the end, but still basically fits), Red Norvell, etc.

A surprise "like" for me was Pasqual Ferry's art. I didn't think it suited Thor initially, but now that I think of Fraction's run in the context Marvel probably is--as a hook for all of the potential readers who may get interested in Thor based on the movie--it makes perfect sense. Like the movie, Ferry blends medieval and Kirbyesque overtones together well, giving Thor's world a kind of hybridized feel. It's appropriate given that Marvel's Thor has always been almost as much a cosmic/sci fi character as a mythological one. I could still do without him having Thor's costume light up like something out of TRON, but overall I like it, especially how he portrays the other worlds.

And now the dreaded things I did not like segment: Nerd-guy's spiel about quantum doohickery was insanely boring and reminded me a lot of how Fraction has talking heads rattle off pseudo-science and technobabble in Invincible Iron Man way, way too much--one of the main reasons I dropped that series, in fact. Thor is a giant dickhole to Balder, which I can excuse as tough love since Balder really needed to stop brooding and get back to leading, but he's also a giant dickhole to Blake, which just felt awkward to me given that that's pretty much never how Blake and Thor's relationship has ever been portrayed, ever. They're the same person filtered through different perspectives, not Captain Marvel and Rick Jones. Plus, in this case, Blake was actually right so Thor came across like a petulant child. Oh, but then, Odin's on his way back according to solicitations, so I guess I should prepare myself for a lot of the Asgardians acting like petulant children, just like in the good ol' days when Big Daddy Odin was keeping them all in line.

This next one's a nitpick, really, but "ice elves"? Come on, really? The elves of Alfheim and dark elves of Svartalfheim weren't enough? This gives me bad flashbacks to the Asgardian giants in the '60s and '70s comics; I swear, every other goddamn issue featured some new kind of giant who looked identical to all the others. Frost giants! Rock giants! Ice giants (different from frost giants, of course)! Storm giants! Mild autumn cold giants! Bigger-than-a-pebble-but-smaller-than-a-boulder giants! They have pointy ears and they're blue; just call them f***ing dark elves like everyone else, Fraction. :o

Anyway, pretty solid overall. Wildly different tone from what Gillen was doing just a couple weeks ago, but part of why I love Thor so much is his almost staggering versatility, so it still works. I'm a little worried about this new portrayal Fraction is foisting on the Blake/Thor relationship more than anything else, but I guess I could get used to it. Looking forward to how Fraction brings Loki back.

Secret Avengers was good. I totally called Evil Fury being a rogue LMD, but Brubaker gave it a nice twist that I didn't see coming. I like the wrinkle that Evil's a synthetic man with as much a life and a soul as the Vision and the original Torch, and he's effectively only pushed to becoming a bad guy because Nick Fury's already kind of occupying the life he thought was his. Nice to see John Steele again; I was kind of wondering what Brubaker (or anyone else) would do with him after The Marvels Project. How he fits into all of this should be a fun revelation. I'm guessing the Shadow Council will be like Steve's HYDRA as the series progresses. I wonder how long it'll take Brubaker to make the conflict between them more overt; as it stands, Steve doesn't even know they exist and has only the vaguest hint that they're opposing him. Evil Fury could be acting on his own for all Steve knows.

The art was fantastic, of course--Aja and Lark'll do that pretty much every time. Fury's expressions in particular were impressive.
 
Avengers Academy was a bit of a disappointment to me this week. Mettle finally dips his toe into the ol' angst pool... and then promptly falls in and drowns at the end. Hopefully, like Cloud 9's from Avengers: The Initiative, Mettle's will ultimately be a redemption story with a really angsty rough patch in the middle. Still, it's perfectly understandable for him to be angsty and, more than that, confused. So much conflicting information in so little time--Pym and the others believe in them; no, wait, they're scared of them because they're at risk of becoming villains; Osborn was a dick; no, wait, Osborn was doing it for their own good; no, wait, Osborn can actually cure them. It's easy to see how that would overwhelm anyone, especially teenagers, to the point that they're just lying to buy themselves more time to figure everything out. Anyway, the Raft's power outage is fixed pretty quickly and everything's fine again by the end. The emotional baggage Hazmat, Mettle, and Veil are carrying around is the only thing of particular note to come out of this crossover.
 
I've never actually put a review on here. Mostly because my view of it is, "who cares what I have to say?" But, I had some free time today.

Because my LCS sucks and never has anything I want, I actually went ahead and picked up Matt Fraction's first issue of Thor, despite some misgivings, mostly about Fraction. Now, I think he's a good writer, but I dropped Iron Man because it was moving way too slowly, with too little action. I hate decompression in comics. It may be better to read in TPB form, but I can't see spending 4 bucks a month for 9 issues, while some of it seems like mostly filler. Anyway, it was good; a nice set-up issue. I don't regularly read Thor, so besides the Siege related stuff, I'm not too familiar with the characters or mythology, but that wasn't a big problem here. Being the first issue of his run, the decompression hasn't become noticeable...yet. One of the more annoying aspect of Fractions Iron Man is the "talking heads" aspect of his stories. I didn't mind the talking head with the scientist here, especially since "Doctor" Volstagg is hilarious and awesome, and I liked where Fraction is going with the whole, "nature abhors a vacuum" angle with Asgard. It worked in the context of a "set-up" issue. Hopefully it doesn't persist through his run. Also, you have to have a suspension of disbelief with a few aspects of the story. Heimdall seeing the Asgardians "deaths" ring a bit hallow, considering they just died and came back, and we know both Loki and Odin are due to return. At this point, you'd think their whole attitude about dieing would be, "meh". But thats the nature of comics...these days. Also, you have the scientist postulating about multiple universes, which is an established fact in the MU. Although, it could be like in the DCU, where the average person wasn't aware of these things (until recently). One thing I am really enjoying here in the incorporation of "Kirbyesque" aspects to the Thor universe. As Corp has said, Thor isn't just a mythological being, but fits nicely in that space opera/science fiction niche of the MU. And I think that's where I prefer him. The art is amazing, which I expect from Perry. I've always been a fan of his work, and it's only gotten better here.

So, Fraction and Perry have made me want to pick up the next issue, which to me is the ultimate goal of a comic book writer/artist (though I think its more of a writers job), but also sucks, mostly because I hate to have to spend more money on comics. The issue gets a :up: from me.
 
You tend to get used to doomsaying with the Asgardians. They're either under threat of death or actually dead like every third arc or so.
 
Green Lantern Corps is probably gonna be dropped for me soon. All this Cyborg Superman stuff has just been pretty mediocre for me, and I'm finding it hard to even be interested in my two favourite characters from the title - Kyle and Soranik - anymore. The book just feels like it's floundering. I wasn't particularly keen on the art either.

On a brighter note, Justice League: Generation Lost was great as usual. This is easily one of my favourite DC books on the market right now, and this issue has quite a few teases for what's to come, what with the Skeets and Magog stuff. I can't wait for all of this to develop.

The fifth issue of Avengers was okay on its own merits, but the plot's been going on way too long and I've lost interest. There are some cool moments and I'm a sucker for the whole "clues to the future on a board" thing that was used in 52 and now pops up here, but overall I'm just finding it dull. The Bendis dialogue doesn't rear its ugly head as much as usual and JR Jr.'s art isn't too bad, so it's not necessarily a terrible issue...but when Brubaker has wrapped his first arc and had an extra issue on top, it's kind of silly that I still have no clue what Bendis' first arc is all about.

Talking of Secret Avengers, it had a really solid issue this month. I liked the explanation of the LMD gaining a kind of sentience, and the Council of Serpents seem like they're gonna be interesting villains for Steve and the team down the road. I'm still a little bit peeved that we've never really got any kind of introduction for this team - I wanna see how and why Steve recruited the various members - but that has no bearing on this issue, so it still gets a thumbs up from me.

Uncanny X-Men was pretty good as well. Definitely one of the better issues in recent memory and my favourite part of the "Five Lights" story arc so far. Idie seems like an interesting addition, but I was happier about the fact that Cyclops, Magneto, and Wolverine are nowhere to be seen. The result? We get to see Storm, Hope, Emma, Namor, Iceman, Dazzler, and Northstar - all in fairly substantial roles! Fraction can write decent stories with other characters when he wants to.
 
Hulk 25

For the last two years i've been hearing about a Hulk series with some Red guy in it. I've read a couple issues and did my research for everything else, but I've never bought one of these issues until today. The only reason I picked this up is because, while I like the hulk, I am not interested in any more sons on hulk coming to earth to fight Green Hulk. Meh.

This issue was good, Banner getting ready to throw down With Ross is good. Of course they de-powered Rulk in a way, but it was needed if you ask me.

Of course we have the "Superhero Misunderstanding/where one hero (Iron Man) is in the dark about another hero(Rulk) so the first hero (Iron Man) starts a fight. Classic.

Overall, I'll be back in 3 weeks to read the next issue.

Sidenote: Where does Ross' Mustache go when he turns into Red Hulk? I couldn't get that out of my head.
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You tend to get used to doomsaying with the Asgardians. They're either under threat of death or actually dead like every third arc or so.

Yeah, thats why I just look past that stuff. I imagine the Asgardians are prone to hyperbole. A person shouldn't dwell on these things with comics anyway.


Fantastic Four 583 --- Hickman's run on this is definitely building towards a big payoff. There are many little threads here that are converging into this BIG STORY, and I'm enjoying every second of it. I know most people don't like his FF or SHIELD run, but theyre the two comics I look forward to the most each month (or every other). While its been building for awhile, I see this different than Fraction or Bendis' decompression, as I think a lot happens each issue, and each storyline is adding something to the larger picture instead of each issue adding to the story arc that will eventually be collected into one nice, neat, TPB. Hickman is doing with the Four something similar to what Morrison is doing with Batman. He's taking a basic idea for what the characters are, and using their universe too its full potential. THIS is what the FF should be. IMAGINAUTS. I love that. They are about exploration and discovery. This issue is the start of the "Three" storyline, and I really have no clue who will "die". And I really don't care either, as it won't last long, and I like the idea of Spider-Man taking whoever dies place on the team. Instead of focusing on one aspect of the Fours world, we get the City of the High Evolutionary, the Council of Reeds, "All hope lies in Doom", alternate universe Galactus and Valeries' stories all coming together. I am curious where Hickman is going with this Silver Surfer angle. Steve Epting is as always a good artist, although I think I'd like a style that was less "gritty" (for lack of a better word) for the FF. This is a must read for Fantastic Four fans, and much, much better than Millar's or JMS' run. THE FF storyline of the last 20 years, IMO.
 
Valeria kind of sucked in the issue to me. I hope she's not gonna take Reed's place as the coldly a**hole-ish genius who puts numbers before family. :o
 
I think she'll learn the importance of family, considering one of hers will die, maybe because of her actions.
 
Not a bad week at all.

Secret Avengers 5 - So far this is easily the best of the series. It was good and it made another bad LMD story seem a little more interesting. I mean, anyone and everyone knew this was an LMD but this time around Bru made it a little better. I'm into the Fury portion of the story now but the rest of the first arc really was bad, and the more I think about it the worse it becomes. Oh, but in the end we're reintroduced to John Steele... who is the man that Fury is working for. I have no idea who the guy is... so I didn't care.

I'm giving this title until the end of the next arc to decide if I'm going to keep it or drop it, but if this issue is a sign of how it'll be then likely it'll be a keeper.

Avengers 5 - Eh... another bleh issue for this title. I don't dislike the book but I'm bored of it. And while I loved the gold logo on New Avengers, it isn't as fitting here so it kinda reaks of 90's covers. As far as the issue itself goes I was bored from beginning to end. The only really cool part was Thor going like a bullet right into Galactus's head. I'm not a big Romita fan but that was a great image :up:

Uncanny X-Men 528 - This is another pretty bad book that picked up. This issue was better than the last few and the art didn't seem as bad as it has been. I don't care about the new Generation Hope kid but I did like the side stories with various X-Men. Surprise Surprise... personal stories and such can actually be interesting. Fraction... use them... but do better next time!

I won't really mention the Hope storyline because frankly I don't care. Girl has fire and ice powers. There you go. But as for the rest; Iceman gets a lawyer for the X-Men (if I'm not mistaken I think he took some schooling for law or something so this was fitting), Northstar and Dazzler take down Frenzy and Nekra and are enjoying the limelight. Namor gets some flack from the Atlanteans over his time with the X-Men. And my favorite part is the stuff with Emma wanting to kill Sebastian Shaw and how that connects to Kitty. I like this best because it brings Kitty back into the story and anything that could give a hint toward Emma and Cyclops splitting and Emma leaving the team is a great thing.

I would say I can't wait for Portacio's arc to be done so we can have a new artist but the next one is Greg Land if I"m not mistaken... though I guess I prefer Land over Portacio so that's fine.

Titans 27 - I liked this issue. Still don't like Arsenal as a junkie again but whatever. Osiris is going a little nuts and realizes that in order to save his sister he has to continue killing. Arsenal and Cheshire are still dealing with the loss of their daughter and hook up in the end. My guess is that Cheshire wants another child to replace Liam. And Deadshot gets some of that major drug they just busted, bliss, and I'm guessing plans to use it to keep Arsenal in their ranks.

Not the best book I read a month but definately still an enjoyable one. I'm loving it.

Project Superpowers Chapter 2 #12 - The final issue of this chapter and I kinda feel like it was a bit rushed and concluded. I'd like to have seen another issue to fill it out a bit more but I'm glad to see it didn't end as Phaed was predicting and that according to the back Chapter 3 begins 2011. The stuff with the Devil was kidna confusing but you get the idea it's supposed to be. I was never sure on Claw and I still don't quite get what was going on with him here (I probably need to go back and reread to refresh my memory) but his defeat wasn't very fulfilling. Likely that'll all come back as some deal in the 3rd Chapter, that and Zeus both... at least that's my theory. Oh, and I really like the new Supremecy. I'm eager to see where that goes.

All that said, this book is SERIOUSLY beginning to become overcrowded. There's key characters they focus on, but the other characters are really getting out of hand. I like Dare as an addition and all the sidekicks being led by Arthur had a good angle about it... but the rest were just there. Those being found by the sidekicks and the American Themed heroes, and the people that joined with Mr. Face and Masquerade. The characters that joined Devil in his mini were pretty cool but they were stretching it as well.

I really hope they find a way to figure out how to better handle that next Chapter. And I'm curious to see if Black Terror continues or if it's going to stop after this next issue.

Avengers Academy 4 - Not as good as last issue but whatever. I'm still just barely on this book but the story's growing on me. This issue itself was pretty decent though the lack of crossover in the Scared Straight crossover was annoying for me. I don't see anything coming from the deal with Norman in this issue (as it's much too minor to actually have major repercussions). We'll see how next issue turns out.

Green Lantern Corps 52 - I liked it though I was kinda ready for this arc to finish. Unlike other people I actually enjoyed the Cyborg Superman/Alpha Lanterns arc, but it was time to be over... and it tied it up well. There were parts I didn't particularly care for but all in all I thought it was a good arc. The best part of the whole story, from last issue I think, was Ganthet realizing emotions as he was trying to save the Alpha Lanterns. This ending was a bit bleh, but it wasn't bad. I'm eager to move on. The Weaponers don't interest me at all but I'm sure it'll grow on me.


I'm too tired to do a real Best Worst but I'll just tell you that Avengers was the worst and Secret Avengers was the best. Wierd, as it's been my worst if I'm not mistaken and I hated the first arc, but it's a good turn around. I miss Deodato but Aja and Lark are good replacements.
 
No Deodato was one of the very best parts of this week's Secret Avengers for me. That he was replaced by talents as excellent as Lark and Aja was icing on the cake. :up:
 
Thats awesome.


And yeah, I'd rather Lark or Aja be the artist of the book. Though Deodato draws a mean Beast.
 
His Beast is pretty cool. He does hairy characters well. His art on the Tigra mini-series from a few years ago was nifty, and I even liked how he drew Thor's hair in the '90s, even though in retrospect it was way too long and girlish.

But overall, I can't stand his stilted, emotionally vacuous faces and oddly proportioned figures. He has an annoying tendency to sometimes cast his comics, too, and that's something I hate even when people who do it genuinely well do it. :o
 
Forgot to include Avengers Academy in my last post, but I agree with JewishHobbit in that the lack of any real crossover was a little annoying. The issue itself was pretty strong though. I like Mettle and while it's a shame he's not the easygoing kid anymore, the transition to angst is understandable so I'm not too bothered.

My favourite book of the week was either Secret Avengers #5 or Uncanny X-Men #528. Both were really enjoyable reads and picked up the slack from less entertaining preceding issues. My least favourite is easily Green Lantern Corps #52...I'm hoping this title picks up soon or it'll be on the way out.
 
The only new book I bough this week was The Spirit #6, and I didn't even bother reading the main story.

Since coming on with issue 4, David Hine has shown an incredible lack of understanding in writing Denny Colt, The Spirit. Basically, David Hine's 2 issues of The Spirit(and judging from the last 2 pages of this issue that I read while flipping to the the back-up feature) are essentially generic, poorly written crime stories that have some guy in a blue suit beating people up. The Spirit if goofy, fearless, witty and FUN! There is nothing fun about anything in this series. Nothing at all. It's all bland and unnecessarily grim. Marc Schultz's first two issues were a better balance between fun and grim, but were still really enjoyable. Hine needs to be booted off this title. Now. And i hear his Detective Comics run has been rather awful as well.

Why I'm still buying this title is because of the back-up Spirit: Black & White. With the exception of the first issue's rather lack-luster and indecipherable story by Denny O'Neal and Bill Sienkiewicz, all of these stories have had all of what makes the Spirit great. They're incredibly fun, and the creative teams are rather spectacular. This issue, we got to know some of the background of Ebony as she's being held hostage by a couple who robbed a diner. The story is called "The Man I Love". Of course, at the end, The Spirit comes and kicks some butt, and Ebony and The Spirit have their usual witty banter and the story ends. Good fun stuff. Next issue I believe has a story by Walt Simonson and Jordi Bernett. Can't wait.
 
I miss Cooke's Spirit. I'm gonna be dropping all the First Wave titles. I've no interest in these new directions, nor revisiting a Batman who uses guns (a thing that was explained away quite realistically decades ago.)
 
I dropped all of the First Wave titles, as of all issue #3's. The previous Spirit series was much better than what I saw in this new version. How disappointing all the comics were.
 
I miss Cooke's Spirit. I'm gonna be dropping all the First Wave titles. I've no interest in these new directions, nor revisiting a Batman who uses guns (a thing that was explained away quite realistically decades ago.)

The main title is very good. I can deal with a Batman who uses guns. It's not in continuity. And the fact that this is a "pulp universe" with Batman as the stand-in for The Shadow, makes it alright by me. Azzarello's take on Doc Savage and The Spirit have been great, and relatively spot on. I'm kinda pissed that they made it a bi-monthly due to delays, though.

The Spirit is terrible, yes. The back-up B&W feature has been great though.

Doc Savage has been AWFUL. But Doc Savage #6 introduced a new creative team, with Azzarello co-writing and it was a major step up in quality. The Avenger back-up is still terrible, though.
 
Another week, another half dozen books, another $25. I'll not be lamenting next week's haul, which is only three books. Spoilers and rants ahoy.

Dread's Bought/Thought for 9/22/10 - Part 1:

DYNAMO 5: SINS OF THE FATHER #4:
Jay Faerber and Julio Brila (as well as colorist Ron Riley) reach the penultimate chapter of this mini series. Given how low the sales figures are (a Diamond error in shipping to many states likely it missed the Top 300 charts for August, but July's were not pretty), part of or wonders, or fears, that this could be the penultimate chapter of the entire series. Unless, of course, the trades are selling so well that they make up losses for the monthly. Image has a far lower sales threshold than Marvel or DC (even Robert Kirkman's ASTONISHING WOLF MAN rarely sold over 10k a copy for long), but these things do matter, especially when it comes to stuff like paying an artist and earning enough to eat on a book as a creator. Which to me is a damn shame. DYNAMO 5 is a solid superhero book. It's at least as good as quite a few Marvel or DC books that at least sell 19k and make the Top 100 these days, if not better than a slew of them. Unfortunately, it isn't one of Image's big draw titles, and part of me wonders if the fact that there was a 7 month gap between issue #25 and this mini as well as a hike in price, combined with sluggish sales for this quarter all around comics, caused many retailers to cut back on this. I know some of my local comic shop chain (3 stores) used to order maybe 2-3 copies of this each; now they order maybe 3 copies of it COLLECTIVELY. They used to order Mirage Studios' TALES OF THE TMNT in higher numbers (that title, recently ended, used to sell about 4k-7k an issue, which for this mini would be a boost). The regular series at times used to sell at least 10k or so an issue if not more, so I am a little surprised to see this mini sink to the bottom of the Top 300 sales chart.

The battle still continues; out of five issues, at least two so far have been near straight combat. Which I don't mind when the combat is well drawn and paced, and this is. It is ironic that Invincible is guest starring, as the threat of this mini is similar to some alien threats he has faced in his own title. The three children of an alien warrior who was defeated by Image's adult heroes have now returned to restore their honor. They've taken on the kids of those heroes (the Dynamo 5 as well as Invincible, the younger Firebird, and Savage Dragon's kids) and leveled a lot of Tower City in a brawl that has lasted hours. While the assembled young heroes have occupied and challenged the alien trio to a degree, they seem impossible to harm or tire, and the kids are being worn out. In this issue, the secretive government agency FLAG has finally unleashed their own squad of heroes, dubbed "The Primaries". They consist of characters who was introduced towards the second half of DYNAMO 5's ongoing series. Flagstone, a rock-themed 1940's war hero (along with Bald Eagle I think), War-Chest, a former criminal and adversary of D5 (who is a semi-obvious riff on women with large breasts in comics, although not to the level as "Mighty Endowed"), Soldier Ant, and what appears to be a resurrected Captain Dynamo. While FLAG could have released this team at any time, they chose to wait for hours for the right moment to discredit and replace the D5, when it became obvious they could not beat the aliens alone. While the Primaries aid in the fight and help rescue trapped civilians, even THEY cannot overpower the trio. It all comes down to one of the D5 taking a gamble to win it all.

There was a bit more time for characterization this time around, with Gage trading quips with War-Chest (who seems to "distract" certain male heroes) and especially Smasher/Hector in this issue. Bridget is officially the leader of the squad at this point, and Livvie does get a cool power moment with her new abilities (even if, character wise, she still seems a bit bland compared to the other four). Next issue is the conclusion and I anticipate an exciting finale to this series. I do hope there is more, no matter how much I have to chase it.

AVENGERS ACADEMY #4: The second part of "Scared Straight", and while it is a crossover with the THUNDERBOLTS and characters from both books appear in the other, the T-Bolts have very little to do with the story, so while both issues stand alone, they don't demand you read all of them to make sense of it. Some see this as a complaint, but I don't mind it at all. Let both books tell their own stories with their own cast while still offering a greater whole if someone gets both. I mean, the THUNDERBOLTS crossover issue with Academy was damn awesome, so if it did encourage anyone to try it, great. Christos Gage continues on his exceptional efforts with Mike McKone on art with awesome colors by Jeromy Cox. As always with this series, it starts off detailing the origin of one of the recruits and following their POV to a degree, and it is finally Mettle's turn.

Mettle, like Veil, seems another who is apparently a mutant, whose power manifested when he was hit in the head by another surfer in Hawaii. Originally large and mellow, Mettle has tried to maintain that personal in the Academy, although facing Osborn again brought it all back. The confrontation goes as one would expect in some ways (of course the kids don't kill him) while still being interesting and allowing for development. The power outage that Hazmat caused, however, frees the other inmates, so their Avengers instructors have to lay the smack down to save them.

Interestingly, I thought Juggernaut was portrayed as more of an imposing presence here than he has been for a while in THUNDERBOLTS, where nearly anything knocks him over these days.

Some people have criticized this issue for "angst", but I don't think it is justified. The problem is that so many writers have deployed angst as their ONLY narrative tool and then deploy it in ineffective or incompetent (or even extreme) ways, that it can become easy to simply dismiss it whenever it is seen. Mettle is a guy who was a perfectly reasonable, passive "go with the flow" type of guy who has one of the most horrific mutations of the academy happen to him. Only Hazmat has faced something almost as bad, and she is probably the one he has ironically become the closest to. But even Hazmat can at least look in the mirror and see herself, even if in a suit. Mettle is literally a large Red Skull. His only hope for getting attention is sleeping with neo-Nazi fetishists who think Red Skull is "hot", which totally isn't him at all. He also can't feel anything, when being a surfer requires a lot of tactile sensation. This isn't someone with dashing good looks complaining about their powers or their life, as happens very commonly in comics, or someone assuming blame for something that was not their fault (such as Speedball). Mettle, like virtually all of the kids in the Academy, has had his life ripped from him by Osborn's experiments. Arguably, Finesse, Striker, and Reptil have come out of it the best, but we haven't gotten focus issues on two of those. Mettle is part of the three effected the worst, which is why they were the ones who was in for confronting Osborn. It isn't as simple as Mettle just humming a nice tune and what not. He looks like a monster - I'd argue more of one than the Thing. His skull-face is far creepier. It isn't like anyone sees the Ghost Rider as a cuddly fellow. Mettle isn't a violent person, but he's coming closer to cracking under his state.

This brings up another point for me, and that is that of everyone in the cast who is at risk of becoming a villain, for whatever reason, my odds are (sadly) on Mettle. The rule of drama is that the one who most suspect and is the most obvious is NEVER the one who turns out to go bad (unlike in real life), which eliminates Finesse and Striker. Veil is too nice and Reptil can't because he comes from a TV show and isn't being written by his creators (unlike X-23, who was written in comic book form by her TV creators for a while). That leaves either Hazmat or Mettle. While it may be a cliche that "the black guy always goes bad or dies first", it is one that still pops up - even the Eisner award winning RUNAWAYS utilized that trope (Alex Wilder went bad, THEN died first). And it is a shame as Mettle has probably become my favorite of the bunch, at least so far. Perhaps the only element of the "too obvious" rule that is in his favor is the fact that his head IS a red skull, and so thus he should seem, at least visually, as the most obvious - after all, that was the score with Cyborg Superman back in the 90's. Many villains in Marvel are not the "bwahaha" type, but are or were sympathetic figures who were victims of fate too often and snapped. We know from hints from Gage as well as just general sense that at least one of these trainees has to fall that way - if not, the Avengers look paranoid, which isn't the angle that Gage is going for. Now, that all said, not all writers follow "the rule of drama" - some don't always mind going for "the one you most suspect" so long as they execute that properly. But I don't see that too often, and the reality is that with 80% of these kids being Gage's creations, he can have them go in any direction he wants. For all we know, Quicksilver's "guidance" of Finesse actually makes her a better person, for instance. We just have to wait and see, and read.

This was a very good issue for me, and I made it my Examiner Book Of The Week (TM). Maybe that's personal preference, but them's the brakes. In a way this is the most consistently good Avengers title I read, even more so than SECRET AVENGERS over these last four issues. I look forward to Pym's development in issue seven and I look forward to seeing Jorge Molina fill in for McKone next month.

DEADPOOL TEAM-UP #889: If there is one word to describe this one shot, it is "FUN". Jeff Parker writes an issue, and of course he inserts one of the AGENTS OF ATLAS - Gorilla Man. Deadpool is hired to got to a tropical island loaded with weapons to protect a woman from a monster, who turns out to be Ken Hale. Unfortunately, the villain is from GORILLA-MAN #1 and so this issue acts as a nice, unofficial GORILLA-MAN #4. Deadpool is still the lead character in the story, though, and he has the central POV.

The art by Steve Sanders along with the colors by Matt Wilson fit the story perfectly. A good chunk of it is like a LOONY TOONS episode in which Hale and Deadpool use bigger and bigger weapons in an escalating back and forth attempt to kill each other. Of course they unite and fight the bad guy, and there are a lot of Parker's trademark bizarre monsters. But it all works out very well. I bought this one shot purely for Gorilla-Man, and I did not regret my choice in the slightest.

Parker may not be the funniest Deadpool writer, as not all of his lines are instant punchlines as some may expect, but as someone who can only tolerate Deadpool in doses (like sugar; too much can be poison), I thought he was fine. I did like how he built up Gorilla Man for this for another's POV, especially someone as nutty as Deadpool. There isn't much to say about this other than it entertained me quite a bit, and brought a smile to my face. Reading it right after AVENGERS ACADEMY, that was two exceptional Marvel comics still for $2.99. How can you go wrong?

THOR #615: An event almost a year in the making! When J. Michael Straczynski left this title, Marvel were in a scramble to figure out who would replace him as a big name writer, and Kieron Gillen was tasked with taking over the title for an interim period while SIEGE rocked across the Marvel Universe. What was originally supposed to be a six issue run jumped to ten to allow for more time. But now, Matt Fraction (THE ORDER, INVINCIBLE IRON MAN, UNCANNY X-MEN) and artist Pasqual Ferry (HEROES FOR HIRE, ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR, various GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY covers) are ready to take the reigns of the god of thunder. Thus, we get our second issue of the month and third within six weeks. The decks have been cleared and the audience is waiting. So, how was it?

On the plus side, with a 30 page story, the reader may not feel as cheated for paying $3.99 for this issue as he or she may have been with prior issues. Ferry’s art is on the whole exceptional, fitting for the franchise and able to work with bizarre vistas and strange characters as well as with down to earth civilian scenes. In terms of the story, however, Fraction is merely starting to line up his ducks; the fact that a random scientist character spends many pages trying to explain the plot of the arc to one of the Asgardians makes that obvious.

Fraction picks up right where Gillen left off. Asgard is still in shambles after the SIEGE battle in Oklahoma, or “Midguard” as the Earthly realm is known to the Norse gods. After many issues of doing virtually nothing (including most of Gillen’s run), Sif is dusted off for a scene to chat with Thor. The god is still merged with his “mortal” incarnation, Donald Blake, and they seem to share a co-existence similar to that of Firestorm these days. Balder the Brave has become Balder the Bawling over his bone-headed moves on the title the last two years, and despite being responsible for their recent ills, Thor misses his deceased brother Loki because they’re siblings and during their childhood a few thousand years ago, Loki didn’t used to be all bad. The gist of the plot is that there used to be nine realms of existence according to Asgardian lore; Earth was one and Asgard itself was another. With Asgard now on Earth, the rest of the eight realms “feel” a vacuum, and a new threat has emerged.

This threat is so dire that Heimdall, with his ability to see the future, predicts it will cause all of their deaths. That is usually a clear sign of when things get bad; the other is when the Watcher shows up.

Perhaps the worst (and slowest) parts of the story is the segment where the aforementioned scientist explains the plot to the Asgardian. It is loaded with techno-babble that talks about the existence of a “multi-verse” of many realities and dimensions that all interconnect, which may be novel for new readers but old hat to anyone who has read Marvel or Thor for long. A cynic could claim it is borderline condescending and a critic would at least say that these segments are probably the worst parts of this 30 page debut story; alas, they represent roughly a third of it. And while Ferry’s art was exceptional and worth much of the cover price alone, some could say that his love of double page spreads was a tad excessive. He is a bold, cinematic artist who often relies on double page spreads or pages in which all panels are read from left to right over two pages rather than one page at a time, where the most panels he seems able to squeeze onto a page is six. This is fine for an over sized issue, but will this slow the flow of the story when the format shifts back to 22 pages a month? Or is Ferry so far ahead that he can handle 30 pages for an extended period of time?

Future solicitations reveal that THOR may be up for a bit of a return to status quo. This story at least suggests that the move of Asgard to Earth was a bad idea, and that a return to the other realm may be inevitable. Given that we are less than a year from a blockbuster film, a shift back to a status quo isn’t unheard of, but perhaps is a shame given how high Fraction’s profile is. Little has been done with the angle of Asgard on Earth behind having the Warriors Three enjoy some diner cooking, occasional interaction with local cops, Thor’s Donald Blake persona living in a motel and then their floating castle being invaded and destroyed. In the over two years with this status quo, it has maybe been seriously played with for one, and that was by Straczynski himself (who created it). On the other hand, those who prefer Thor fight more mythical and far out things away from the mortal world aside for issues of AVENGERS should be pleased. To me, I do see some missed opportunities. At the very least, however, it seems that Blake (and Thor’s mortal gal-pal, Jane Foster) will be settling down in Oklahoma, which at least gets them out of the already-cramped New York setting.

In summary, this debut isn’t a jaw dropper (aside for the art), but it is a solid step forward on a path. The end result will depend on Fraction’s execution and narrative flow. Arcs of INVINCIBLE IRON MAN have drug on, and reviews on UNCANNY X-MEN can be hit or miss. Hopefully Fraction utilizes things he has learned and applies them for the best on Thor.

NEXT: FANTASTIC FOUR #583, SECRET AVENGERS #5 & SHADOWLAND: MOON KNIGHT #2
 
Part II of II:

FANTASTIC FOUR #583: This is it, the start of "the arc that matters" if you believe Marvel's promotion of it. And certainly, Marvel would like to boost sales on FF. Jonathan Hickman has been getting overall good reviews on his run, but sales have fallen to five year lows. Artist Steve Epting (CAPTAIN AMERICA, MARVELS PROJECT) is the new artist, but that may not provide a spike in sales alone. So, thus, the Four choose their usual sales stunt; someone is about to die!

To be fair, this was probably where Hickman has been steering his entire run for a year now, regardless of sales. But that banner on the cover can't help but put it all into a bit of realistic "perspective". That "COUNTDOWN TO CASUALTY" ticker counting down from four; I found that hilarious. I can't explain why. Maybe because I imagined it read aloud in a cheesy pro-wrestler announcer voice. Maybe because instead of getting me worried, that banner served to trivialize the move and make it seem more obvious as the stunt it is. After all, killing off a member of a team for dramatic effect has been done since Homer's day; X-STATIX as a running gag would slaughter a member of the team every other issue to play off how repetitive and absurd it got when team comics relied on it so much. No one has any faith that if any of the Four are axed off, that it's a death that will last for very long. Heck, isn't Marvel teasing the resurrections of a SLEW of lower tier characters who have been dead longer than some readers have been alive? Didn't Mockingbird come back? The last roster stunt was during McDuffie's run, when Storm & Black Panther filled in for the Richards' couple, who left for a second honeymoon. The last time the title genuinely teased someone's death, it was Thing, and it was quickly undone. Perhaps going farther back, during the 90's Reed (and Doom) were MIA and presumed dead for quite a while, until being revealed to have been kidnapped by Hyperstorm (who was the son of Franklin and Rachel Summers from an alternate reality).

At any rate, despite the bluster, this was another "assembling the pieces" issue. The Fantastic Four are busy dealing with the Eternal Evolutionary City that arose in the North Pole; seems they wanted to mutate the neighboring continents again. As this is going on, Val Richards decides to sneak into her father's lab and play around with the gadgets. She finds out about "the Bridge" (that Reed rebuilt and used despite Susan asking him not to) and uses it to access what is left of "the Council of Cross-Time Reed's" or whatever they're called. She decides that her father was being "selfish" by deciding on his family over the safety of the world, and decides to make contact with Dr. Doom, as per the heedings of Franklin's future self from about a year ago. If that sounds complicated, it's only because it is.

Apparently, Doom's intellect has been weakened after some wonky story from HULK/INCREDIBLE HULK, so much so that he's willing to call in Kristoff Vernard from exile (so THAT'S where the bugger's been for about TWELVE YEARS) to rule Latveria in his stead. Val offers to restore Doom's intellect in exchange for his aid in whatever crisis comes up. Given how Doom once used her as a magical familiar for demonic stuff, this is awfully naive. In the meanwhile, Silver Surfer (who is a busy naked man; appearing in THANOS IMPERATIVE and soon to be CHAOS WAR) discovers the body of a dead, alternate Galactus, and deems it a problem. Um, why? No unemployment for potential out of work heralds of the apocalypse? I'd have thought someone whose job it was to warn planets that they were about to be eaten alive could easily get a gig in human resources somewhere.

Epting's art is marvelous, and the battle bits with the Four are fun, but routine. The real meat of the story are the Val/Doom parts, which are interesting but also a bit irritating. Doesn't Val know deals with Doom rarely end well? I also have to say, for a guy who doesn't like his kids, a super-genius and a reality warper, playing in his lab, maybe he shouldn't rig the genetic scanner to ONLY activate for Richards bloodline DNA. How about just HIS DNA? Maybe? Do I need a 12th level intellect to figure that out? I understand maybe wanting to allow them potential access during a crisis but...Val's about six. Franklin's probably not even twelve yet.

In many ways, Hickman's run is similar to Fraction on INVINCIBLE IRON MAN. There are lots of good parts, but they don't always work as a whole, and his pace is methodically slow. Unlike IIM, many stories were done in one adventure tales that only connected together as a subplot down the road, which is fine. But now that Hickman has made it clear where he wants to go, I would like a little more urgency. Maybe if that were so, I wouldn't need a banner that screams DEATHOMANIA 2010 on the cover to make people take pause.

SECRET AVENGERS #5: After last month's debacle of an end to the "NOVA IS WORTHLESS" arc on the title, Brubaker sets up his next one as well as resolves a plot thread left over from that opening arc. That is, why did it seem that Nick Fury was working with the secret cabal of villains who were involved in all those Martian shenanigans? Brubaker, along with David Aja and Michael Lark, step in to tell the tale of not Nick Fury or Jack Fury, but Max Fury.

As many predicted, this "evil" Fury is in fact an LMD, left over from the shadows of a long forgotten AGENT OF SHIELD story involving Nick's brother Jack, a.k.a. Scorpio. He created a double of Fury, only it was an LMD not like any other - one with sentience, closer to a "synthesoid" like Vision or Jim Hammond. Having a second Nick Fury running around was a massive security risk to SHIELD, especially since they were always infiltrated by HYDRA to begin with (thanks, SECRET WARRIORS). However, "Other Nick" usually just ran around busting up terrorist organizations in between stays in the SHIELD brig and escapes from it. At one point, the decision was made to simply terminate "it". But, apparently even LMD's can cheat death.

If anything makes it obvious that certain members of the team are more important than others, it's this one. Steve and Sharon are the ones who show up the most in between the flashback exposition. I am coming around to the idea that this "team" book may always just be STEVE ROGERS TEAM UP, and not to expect any more. The interesting angle is the connection to MARVELS PROJECT with the seemingly immortal WWI and WWII era soldier John Steele being involved. The plot thickens.

It's a set up issue, but a good one, better than quite a few of Hickman's last FF issues. Still, that doesn't quite make up for a ho-hum (at best) opening arc, and this title has one more to convince me to stay on at $4 a pop. I get the feeling once the title settles more into the black ops stuff and stops trying to pretend it is an Avengers book, it'll do better. Or at least until Brubaker learns how to make other characters besides Steve and Carter feel vital and distinct.

SHADOWLAND: MOON KNIGHT #2: Gregg Hurwitz and Bong Dazo continue on with their SL tie in, which reads more like additional issues of their canceled VENGEANCE OF THE MOON KNIGHT title than in a mini series to the event. Marvel likely figured they'd make more dough selling the next three issues of Moon Knight as a side mini rather than keeping it around and having the final three issues tie into SHADOWLAND, likely due to the higher price. I'm enjoying it as additional Moon Knight material, which is going in a definite direction for the character rather than simply offering team-up stories. The only dilemma is that even the darkness is a bit predictable. Once Marlene revealed she was pregnant last issue, one could almost count the panels before something horrible happened.

While Spector has been busy trying to figure out what's going on in Shadowland, a new and crazier Shadowknight has arrived, only this time he has super-powers (borrowed from Cyclops - energy beams from the eyes). Found and manipulated by the Profile (on the request of Daredevil), he is seeking to goad Moon Knight into a showdown to get him out of DD's hair. The moon god Khonshu, irked that Spector has refused to kill in his name or obey his commands, has merrily allowed it to happen and may have even had a hand in manipulating it's events. Fortunately, Marlene survives Shadowknight's attack on their new home. Unfortunately, their unborn fetus does not. Only Luke Cage is allowed to successfully breed these days.

Spector has a brief fight with Daredevil, and much like Iron Fist & Shang Chi, realizes that he is not himself (he is being possessed by "the Beast", a demon that a cult of Hand ninja worship). "The Beast" even seeks to possess Spector, but Khonshu is not finished with him yet. A magical talisman/Maguffin is quickly introduced and is claimed to be the only way to defeat Daredevil now; I am curious whether it actually will be a big thing in SHADOWLAND proper or if it is just to keep Moon Knight busy. At any rate, Specter is pushed to the edge to find Marlene's attacker, and the issue ends with their furious battle starting. Who Shadowknight is, though, is surprising.

Hurwitz has a good sense of Moon Knight's history and knows how to play with it. Beforehand, the scene with Marc's father confronting him in the boxing ring was shown before, but Hurwitz knows how to make all the rights beats with it. The issue moved at a brisk pace, and Dazo's art was pretty good. I'm interested in the conclusion, and even if this may be it for Hurwitz on Moon Knight for now, at least the fist of Khonshu will be floating around SECRET AVENGERS, which sells more than triple what this does. It is a shame that Hurwitz hasn't had as long on Moon Knight as the prior volume, as I believe he has a decent handle on the character, even if some of his stories did fall into a bit of routine by the end of the last ongoing. Still, Marvel's hardly ignoring the character, so I'll just see where the next issue leaves him and follow along on SECRET AVENGERS, for now.
 

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