Accidental Nudity

[Catman]

I was having lunch with some friends this afternoon and the subject came up of seeing someone naked or someone seeing you naked by accident.

So, anyway, I was just wondering if you guys had any stories to tell about that. And, please no story where you're a 5-year-old and you saw your parents naked. Those are just disturbing.

Well, anyway, I remember in middle school I was in baseball practice and my coach told me to give something to the girls soccer coach/one of the PE teachers. We were the only people practicing that day, so the coach was either in her office or at the girls locker room. So, I decide to check the girls locker room first since it was closer to the field. Then, I walk in and there's this topless girl getting changed. To this day I have no idea what that girl was doing there. The boys Baseball team were the only ones practicing that day. And, the locker room was also completely empty. Her and I were the only ones there. It was weird.

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[Erzengel]

You and your friends need girlfriends.

 

[Immortalfire]

You and your friends need girlfriends.

That's why I was about to ask if they were at Pizza Hut, lol

 

[jaguarr]

Was the girl's mother there with her in the locker room? Were they both hot?

jag

 

[black_dust]

Was the girl's mother there with her in the locker room? Were they both hot?

jag

3some.... i like the way you think!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Should have been like hey How you doing? I see your naked.

NIIIIICE.


t:

 

[BRUTAL]

You and your friends need girlfriends.

Tivo-Worthy...

 

[Mr Jide]

I was having lunch with some friends this afternoon and the subject came up of seeing someone naked or someone seeing you naked by accident.

So, anyway, I was just wondering if you guys had any stories to tell about that. And, please no story where you're a 5-year-old and you saw your parents naked. Those are just disturbing.

Well, anyway, I remember in middle school I was in baseball practice and my coach told me to give something to the girls soccer coach/one of the PE teachers. We were the only people practicing that day, so the coach was either in her office or at the girls locker room. So, I decide to check the girls locker room first since it was closer to the field. Then, I walk in and there's this topless girl getting changed. To this day I have no idea what that girl was doing there. The boys Baseball team were the only ones practicing that day. And, the locker room was also completely empty. Her and I were the only ones there. It was weird.

I hoped you tapped it......and made her kitty purr

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Man, it's such an epic tale I've told countless times, so I'm not going to go into it, except to say, my best friend, having just gotten out of the shower at his Mom's house, when we got home from a long trip in Goblin Valley....had a towel wrapped around his waist....his Mom was yelling at him...he yelled back.....they got into a huge fight right in front of me.....

She was a psycho and picked up a rusty lawn chair and threw it at him.

In part defense, part attacking rage, he grabbed the nearest weapon-like thing (my other friends unstringed bass guitar) like an axe, and charged at her (psychos both)...and in the struggle, his towel fell off and he looked back at me and said, "THE NUDE WARS!". not kidding.

Then he kept battling his Mom, entirely naked, he knocked her down, and she was sobbing and making seal sounds of grief and screaming unintelligably, while he held her hands down screaming at her to calm down or he was going to call the cops......his THING, dangling in her freaking face as he hovered over her.

Super.
Traumatic.
lol

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Was the girl's mother there with her in the locker room? Were they both hot?

jag

An' d00d! I had a thermos full of oysters in my backpack.
They're an afroDEEziack!

 

[terry78]

The girl had just finished giving the head coach a dirty sanchez. We all know that's what this is alluding to.

I have never seen anyone naked by accident. Though I do remember when I first started dating a girl, back when I was innocent virgin Terry , and I was in her room and she decided to just start changing clothes in front of me. Off came the bra, and my first glimpse of naked **** in real life, and not on scrambled Cinemax.

 

[Motown Marvel]

i saw myself naked on accident once.....i'll never forget it.....it gave me a *****.

 

[Immortalfire]

Man, it's such an epic tale I've told countless times, so I'm not going to go into it, except to say, my best friend, having just gotten out of the shower at his Mom's house, when we got home from a long trip in Goblin Valley....had a towel wrapped around his waist....his Mom was yelling at him...he yelled back.....they got into a huge fight right in front of me.....

She was a psycho and picked up a rusty lawn chair and threw it at him.

In part defense, part attacking rage, he grabbed the nearest weapon-like thing (my other friends unstringed bass guitar) like an axe, and charged at her (psychos both)...and in the struggle, his towel fell off and he looked back at me and said, "THE NUDE WARS!". not kidding.

Then he kept battling his Mom, entirely naked, he knocked her down, and she was sobbing and making seal sounds of grief and screaming unintelligably, while he held her hands down screaming at her to calm down or he was going to call the cops......his THING, dangling in her freaking face as he hovered over her.

Super.
Traumatic.
lol

That's rather frightening.

 

[Erzengel]

That's why I was about to ask if they were at Pizza Hut, lol

Okay guys, let's all try and get laid before prom. *hopeful*

 

[jaguarr]

Man, it's such an epic tale I've told countless times, so I'm not going to go into it, except to say, my best friend, having just gotten out of the shower at his Mom's house, when we got home from a long trip in Goblin Valley....had a towel wrapped around his waist....his Mom was yelling at him...he yelled back.....they got into a huge fight right in front of me.....

She was a psycho and picked up a rusty lawn chair and threw it at him.

In part defense, part attacking rage, he grabbed the nearest weapon-like thing (my other friends unstringed bass guitar) like an axe, and charged at her (psychos both)...and in the struggle, his towel fell off and he looked back at me and said, "THE NUDE WARS!". not kidding.

Then he kept battling his Mom, entirely naked, he knocked her down, and she was sobbing and making seal sounds of grief and screaming unintelligably, while he held her hands down screaming at her to calm down or he was going to call the cops......his THING, dangling in her freaking face as he hovered over her.

Super.
Traumatic.
lol

Hahaha! "NUDE WARS!". LOFL!

jag

 

[PhotoJones]

i've been walked in on during sex so many times it's not even funny.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

i've been walked in on during sex so many times it's not even funny.

I have never lived on my own, always in some permutation of big party house with lots of roommates and I've only had one who was a big enough clueless ass**** to do that and I could not believe it.

I don't even get what is going through someone's head.
He knew we were both up there and he just walks in to bum a smoke.
And I'm sorry, I'd feel a little awkward pulling out just to get up and fish around looking for my pack at that moment.



He's not stupid, he must've done it on purpose.

 

[Catman]

Man, it's such an epic tale I've told countless times, so I'm not going to go into it, except to say, my best friend, having just gotten out of the shower at his Mom's house, when we got home from a long trip in Goblin Valley....had a towel wrapped around his waist....his Mom was yelling at him...he yelled back.....they got into a huge fight right in front of me.....

She was a psycho and picked up a rusty lawn chair and threw it at him.

In part defense, part attacking rage, he grabbed the nearest weapon-like thing (my other friends unstringed bass guitar) like an axe, and charged at her (psychos both)...and in the struggle, his towel fell off and he looked back at me and said, "THE NUDE WARS!". not kidding.

Then he kept battling his Mom, entirely naked, he knocked her down, and she was sobbing and making seal sounds of grief and screaming unintelligably, while he held her hands down screaming at her to calm down or he was going to call the cops......his THING, dangling in her freaking face as he hovered over her.

Super.
Traumatic.
lol

wow!

Off came the bra, and my first glimpse of naked **** in real life, and not on scrambled Cinemax.

lol. Did you make a stupid face or did you keep it cool?

 

[Fran]

Was the girl's mother there with her in the locker room? Were they both hot?

jag

 

[PhotoJones]

and now that i'm thinking about it:

-the mom of the girl i used to hang out with used to wear this robe when she got out of the shower that only came down to about half thigh. anyway, they had a loft style condo, and once she was yelling at my friend from the top of the stairs in her robe, and to quote patrick stewart, "i saw everything."

-i once walked in on my best friend and a girl (who i also had been walked in on once)....that girl was a ****....damn....

-just last year in chicago, i was driving around with my girlfriend trying to find a place to park, and this really big guy was taking a shower with his floor to ceiling window open. this dude lived in an apartment above a major intersection in wicker park.

 

[Catman]

and to quote patrick stewart, "i saw everything."

Patrick Stewart? The "I saw everything" line always reminds me of Dracula: Dead and Loving It.

 

[The Lizard]

This thread needs pics.

 

[Catman]

This thread needs pics.

lol. I don't think the mods would appreciate that.

 

[Buttman]

last year in chicago, i was driving around with my girlfriend trying to find a place to park, and this really big guy was taking a shower with his floor to ceiling window open. this dude lived in an apartment above a major intersection in wicker park.

You gotta stop caring at some point when you live there, I guess.