Adventures At Comic-Con (A.K.A. Roadtrip 2)

LarryLegend said:
Scene 17


I'm going to get a lawyer and sue. It'll be a big case. I'll get Jackie Chiles to be my lawyer. :mad:
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"Who told you to go to Comic-Con? Did I tell you to go to Comic-Con? ... I didn't tell you could go to Comic-Con..." :D
 
Scene 18

Our heros have just entered the Sam Rami Open Panel and found their seats. Sam Rami is seated in the middle of the stage, flanked by his trusty assistant Oscar (aka Visionary). The Emcee walks to the microphone.

Emcee: Ladies and Gentlemen, our guest today first achieved fame with the Evil Dead Trilogy and is best known for Spider-Man and Spider-Man 2, please welcome, Sam Rami.

A large round of applause breaks out.

SR: Thank you, thank you all. I'm very happy to be here.

Oscar (thinks to self): Dayum, I hate these things. Too many Rat Bastard Fanboys. :mad:

SR: Who has a question?

Slag (to LL and WE): I got one and its a doozy.

LL: Just don't incite another riot.

Slag (innocently): Me?

WE: Alleged riot and I'm still sueing.

While the boys are talking a figure approaches the microphone.

Noob 1: Will you be employing the talents of JMS or Bendis on the next film, since they are both writing such killer stuff?

SR: Absolutly not!

(thinks to self): Yeah, like I really need a plotline about Spidey joining the New Avengers or about Gwen hooking up with Norman. What a bunch of crap.

SR: Next question?

Dacman: Gwen!Gwen!Gwen!

Oscar (thinks to self): Freaken Gwen Lover. She'll never be in a film. Get over it you Rat Bastard Fanboys. :mad:

SR: Sir, do you have a question?

Dacman: Gwen!Gwen!Gwen!

SR: Ok, so no question then. Moving right along.

Dacman: Gwen!Gwen!Gwen!

SR: Would security be so kind as to move that man away from the mic?

DC/Marvel: Certainly Mr Rami.

Noob 2: Who will the villians be in Spider-Man 3?

SR: Sorry that information will remain secret for now.

(thinks to self): Everybody will be stunned when we reveal that the villians are The Kangaroo and The Enforcers. Old School baddies rule!

Noob3: Will Topher be playing Venom?

V4L: No!!!! :mad:

SR: No comment.

Noob4: Will Grace be playing Electro?

SR: No comment.

Oscar (Thinks to self): Stupid fanboys, Like we're going to release anything of value now.
 
Scene 19

Slag: I can't believe how many Noobs are here.

LL: They grow in number daily with huge increases after each film's release.

Slag: They keep grabbing the mike before me. :mad:

WE: Do you guys think anybody knows we're the alleged JMS Assailants?

LL: Besides that security guard? Nope.

WE: FFS Comics, that was sheer brilliance on SHF's part. :up:

Slag: Dayum another noob just grabbed the mike. :mad:

Noob: Mr Rami, is it true that SM3 will have four villians?

Oscar: No, you moron, sit down now! :mad:

(thinks to self): Amazing as it seems, these rat bastards get dumber and dumber.

SR: Oscar, there's no need for such rudeness. Young man, no there will not be 4 villians.

Noob: But ratbastard.com claimed the villians would be the Sandman, Venom, The Hobgoblin and The Vulture. :confused:

SR: Yeah, they were wrong.

Slag goes to grab the microphone but is pushed aside.

Slag: Hey, you moron, I was next! :mad:

LL (to WE): I got him.

LL grabs Slag to keep him from attacking the fan who pushed him.

Spideyboy1111: I just want to say The Blackcat should be in the next movie. She could team up with Spider-Man and cause jealousy between MJ and Peter. Not that MJ should be replaced, cause she the best. I mean she has so much history, then so does the Cat. Man I've been a Cat fan since 1994 and I'm proud of it.

Oscar(thinks to self): This geek is the worst yet. We've got to get better security.

SB: And Gwen should never be in a movie. She's dead and was a boring character and MJ has like 30 years more history and I love ASM.........(SB is interupted)

SR: Yeah, do you have a point anywhere in all that rambling of yours?

SB: What?

SR: Is there a question?

SB: BC is awesome. She could even replace MJ if you went that route and do you know who would be awesome as BC.......

SR: Security, remove that man please.

Slag: Finally.

Slag walks to the front and grabs a mike.
 
LMAO... and I hear a "Cricket" Imploding in another board. :D
 
Scene 20

Slag has just grabbed the microphone and is being eyed warily by Oscar.

Oscar (thinks to self): This better not be another asinine suggestion or question from another rat bastard fanboy. Oh how I hate all these rat bastard fanboys!!
I need a beer.

SR: Yes, you there what do you have to say?

Slag: Sam, I have five words for you. Redhead to Heaven in 2007.

SR: Excuse me? :confused:

Slag: Redhead to Heaven in 2007.

Oscar (thinks to self): Another rat bastard. It never ends. :mad:

SR: Can you explain your statement more?

Slag: In Spider-Man 3, MJ should die at the end of the film. The killer should be Harry. This would allow one of Spider-Man's greatest storylines to be brought to the screen. It would also allow the Goblin legacy to be complete.

SR: That's a very interesting idea.

Oscar: Its crap.

Slag (ignores Oscar): Thanks Sam. Another reason why the idea has merit is that Dunst is planning to leave after film 3 so it avoids a recasting of the part.

Oscar: All of them are leaving after SM3, you rat bastard fanboy. So all of them can go out goblin style. It'll be fun to watch the entire cast fall to their deaths. :gg:

SR: Oscar, that's quite enough.

(to Slag): Young man, any other reasons for your suggestion?

Slag: Well Gwen could also be introduced in film 3 and emerge as the romantic interest in film 4.

Oscar: Trust me moron, we're going to keep Gwen "Alice in Wonderland" Stacy out of these films. :gg:

Slag (To Oscar): Did you forget to take your meds again?

Oscar flips Slag the bird and throws a glass of water at him. Slag ducks as the glass whizzes by.

Slag: So that would be a yes.

LL (to WE): Yet another incident. Boy we just seem to attract them don't we?

WE (to LL): This one's not our fault.

LL (to WE): Maybe Slag should hire Matlock since you're already hiring Jackie.

WE (to LL): Very funny.

LL (to WE): Seriously, I can just imagine what Jackie would say to you. "Who told you to go to Comic-Con? Did I tell you to go to Comic-Con? ... I didn't tell you could go to Comic-Con..."

Author's Note: Thanks Eagle for the above advice from Jackie

WE(to LL): Mock all you want.

LL (to WE): I got another idea. Next time we get arrested instead of waiting for Wilson to bail us out, we got get McGuyver to break us out.

WE (to LL):Now you're just being crazy.

Oscar: Dayum rat bastard. If it were up to me, I'd pluck out Gwen's eyes and use them as ping pong balls.

SR looks quite shaken.

SR: Security, would you please cuff Oscar.

DC/Marvel walks onto the stage and cuffs Oscar.

SR: Oscar, I'm sad to do this but you're fired.
 
LMAO... I picture Oscar as Avi Arad... beady eyes and all. :up:

Love the cameos.
 
Scene 21

Oscar: You can't fire me! I'm indespensible! :mad:

SR: I can and you are.

(thinks to self): I really should have seen the signs. I mean the mutiliated Gwen dolls in his office, the weird writing and drawings on his office walls, the fact that he didn't use Geico for his car insurance.

Oscar: Stupid Rat Bastard Fanboys. This is all your fault. :mad:

SR: Take him away.

DC/Marvel: You got it.

(thinks to self): This is my big break. I am so going to give Sam my resume. I can do Oscar's job. I mean I didn't go to film school to wind up working in security.

Oscar is taken away.

WE: That was just unbelivable.

LL: Highly entertaining.

SR: I just want to apologize to you all for Oscar's actions.

(to Slag): Young man, you've presented some interesting ideas that I'll take under consideration.

Slag: Thanks Sam.

(thinks to self): Yeah take under consideration. Its going to be another cookie cutter approach. Break out the stinking Care Bears.

Slag sits down. A young female fan walks to the microphone.

Kittykatkr: I want to talk about Black Cat and her role in SM3.

Slag, LL and WE all shake uncontrolably.

SR: Yeah, she's not going to be in it.

Slag: Yeah! You the man Sam.

WE: Stellar move Sam.

LL: Brilliance Sam, brilliance.

LL, WE and Slag all high five.

Kitty: Seriously, like my friend Ashley Hartman, who I like totally go to school with just got cast.

SR: I'm the director and nobody has been cast.

(thinks to self): There are some "interesting" ones here today.

Kitty: Come on Sam, you can like tell everybody. Ashley's totally been cast. She came to school and was like I've been cast in SM3 and I was like no way. Then Ashley's like yes and I get to work with James Franco. So then I'm like oh my goodness, he's like such a hottie. You are so lucky.

SR: Security. Remove her.

SHF removes Kittykatkr.
 
Brilliant!!!!! Frickin Brilliant!!!! :up: :up:

Loved the Geico line, and the Valley Girl. Great Stuff! :D

More Cameos....
 
Thanks, more to come and yes Slag more cameos. (Not sure about that love scene with Jennifer Aniston that you requested).
 
Scene 22

After yet another "interesting" episode and security removal, the Sam Rami Open Panel continues.

LL: I can't believe they've removed two people.

Slag: I can't believe it wasn't us getting removed. Its a nice change after the "JMS Incident."

WE: Alleged Incident.

SR (thinks to self): I have got to stop doing these. Way to many weirdos.

SR: Does anybody else have a question or comment?

(thinks to self): I hope not. Today's been bad enough already. I don't even want to think about what's next.

LL walks up and grabs the microphone.

LL: I have a question.

SR: O.K.

(thinks to self): He looks normal enough.

LL: I want to talk about the whole "its all about a girl" thing. To begin with why use it?

SR: We felt that it would allow us to add a tender love story to our main focus of Peter learning that with great power comes great responsibility. Moreover there's always been a love story in the Spider-Man comics.

(thinks to self): Plus the love story attracted female moviegoers which brought up our revenues. I'm talking cha-ching. :up:

LL: I agree that the comics have had love stories and they've been a great element of the books but why just make it one girl, why not use Gwen and MJ or MJ and Betty? One of the great elements of the books was the chases and the fact that Peter hasn't had just one romantic interest.

SR: Well, you can only do so much when adapting 40 years of stories into a two hour film.

(thinks to self) And Avi said MJ was the only one we could use. :mad:

LL: So why not start with Gwen?

Before Sam can respond a figure bolts up and runs across the room shouting.

DACMAN: Gwen!Gwen!Gwen!Gwen!Gwen!

SR: Well mainly because we felt that if Gwen was introduced, she would have to be killed eventually.

LL: So! It would allow you to use Spidey's greatest storyline ASM121-122.

Slag (toWE): That's my argument. Dayum idea wrangler. :mad:

WE (to Slag): Call Jackie, he'll take the case.

SR: Well we felt that having the love of Peter's life die would be too depressing and it would turn off moviegoers.

LL: It worked fine in the comics.

SR begins to look visably mad on the stage.

WE: I think Larry's going to get kicked out.

Slag: $20 says no way.

WE: Its a bet.

WE and Slag shake hands to seal the bet.

SR: Young man, you are absolutly right. Adapting ASM 121-122 would have made a great film. Do you know why I didn't? It was that dayum Arad. He hates Gwen so he wouldn't allow us to use her. What a jackass. I hate that guy. :mad: :gg:

Slag (to WE): You owe me $20.
 
Idea Wrangler. :up: :D

and the evil AA about to get his cometh... Ooooohhh.. this ought to be good. ;)
 
Scene 23

To the complete amazement of a packed room at Comic-Con, Sam Rami has just uttered a verbal tirade against Marvel owner Avi Arad.

LL (thinks to self): Boy did I ever touch a nerve. I can't believe Sam went off like that.

LL goes back and sits with Slag and WE.

WE (to Slag): I knew it was all Arad. I hate that guy.

Slag (to WE): Me too but more importantly you owe me $20. Pay up.

Grumbling WE hands Slag a twenty.

SR: Stupid Arad. Only concerned with his bottomline. He doesn't care about the characters.

While Rami is ranting a Marvel staff member who was sitting on the stage quietly walks up behind Sam. He is holding a syringe filled with an unidentified substance. He injects it into Rami's right arm. Rami goes quiet for a second.

LL: What did they just do?

WE: You got me.

Suddenly Sam Rami begins to sing.

SR: I love Avi. He loves me. We've made two great Spidey movies. With a great Green Goblin and Doc Ock too, won't you say you love them too.

Slag: WTF?

While the packed room stares in amazement, Sam Rami is ushered off the stage. A Comic-Con employee announces that the session is over.

LL: That was just strange.

WE: Dayum. I never got to ask about the Goblin costume. Stupid Power Ranger suit.
 
jms wrote for 'murder she wrote'? who watches effing 'murder she wrote and thinks "boy, when i see octegenarians solving mysteries, i think spider-man"? what next? is the writing staff for 'wishbone' going to be put on a ghost rider title? *sighs*, i may have just jinxed us all.
 
Scene 24

Our heros have left the Sam Rami Panel and are checking out the booths and displays. They are still talking about the Spider-Man film series.

WE: I just hate the Goblin suit. They should have used the look from the comics. I've seen the latex mask they had, it was killer.

LL: I wish they hadn't made Ock "good" and controlled by a chip. That's not comic Ock.

Slag: I wish they had used Gwen.

Suddenly their discussion is interupted.

TheVileOne: Stop your endless crying over the movies.

The trio turns and sees a very short man walking towards them.

WE/LL/Slag: What? :confused:

VO: I said stop your whining and allow the filmmakers to make their movies without your silly input.

WE: Who the hell are you?

VO: I am The Vile One aka the BADASS CRITIC.

Slag: Whatever.

LL: Who cares what you think.

VO: Lots of people. You guys are just jealous cause you don't get to meet the stars like me.

Slag: Sure.

(thinks to self): Loony.

VO pulls out a picture.

LL: What is that?

VO: Why its me and Mageina Tovah.

WE: Its you and Cake girl.

VO: No, its me and the actress who played Ursula Ditovitch and may I add she's a beautiful, approachable person.

Slag (thinks to self): Yep, he's a loony allright.

LL: I wouldn't brag about that picture if I was you.

VO: You're all just jealous cause I'm bigtime and you're not.

WE: Whatever.

VO: All of you are jealous of the BADASS CRITIC. Cue my theme music.

VO pulls out a boombox and turns it on. Out blasts "BAD" by Michael Jackson. VO starts to moonwalk and then grabs his well you know.

WE: That is some messed up stuff. :eek:

LL: That boy ain't right. :eek:

VO: Now I did not just hear you diss me. I can take care of Candy Asses like you three everyday of the week and twice on Sundays.

Slag: Sure you can junior.

LL: Seriously what are you 5ft2.

VO: I'm 5ft8 you assmonkey. Don't make me go Space Cowboy on you. I'll take all you out Space Cowboy style. :mad:

WE: Is that like the movie about the old guys going into space?

LL: Wasn't a big fan of that one.

Slag: Me neither.

VO: What? No. That's it, prepare for the pain. :mad:

VO rushes towards the trio. Slag punches him once and he goes down like a sack of bricks.

Slag: So much for that.

LL picks VO up and the trio walks out to a dumpster where they toss VO in.

WE: Think anybody will miss him?
 
Ahahahahaha :D

That's TheVileOne to a tee.

Nice job Larry :up:
 
Scene 25

The boy's have just finished dumping VO in a dumpster outside when they hear a booming voice.

PH: What you three doing?

WE: What the? :confused:

Slag: Oh boy. :eek:

LL, WE, and Slag turn around and see the looming figure of Psycho Hulk.

PH: Ha ha. Hulk fool you. You think you in trouble.

LL: You got us Big Green.

(thinks to self): Man, I almost had a heart attack.

PH: What you three doing? :confused:

WE: Dealing with a problem.

PH: You need Hulk to smash?

Slag/WE/LL: No!!! :eek:

Slag: So what are you still doing here?

PH: Well since Daisy have car and Hulk no need to smash you three, Hulk decide to check out Comic-Con.

WE: Seen anything good?

PH: Hulk meet Lou Ferrigno.

LL: Cool. Too bad we missed that.

PH: He nice. Kinda puny though.

WE: What are you checking out next?

PH: Hulk check out panel with Ang Lee. Hulk got things to say to him.

PH looks at watch.

PH: Hulk have to go, Hulk see later.

Slag: I would not want to be Ang Lee.

LL: I've been thinking. Maybe we need a theme song.

WE: What?

LL: How about "We're Not Gonna Take It"?

LL starts to sing.

LL: Oh, we're not gonna take it
No, we ain't gonna take it
Oh, we're not gonna take it anymore

WE and Slag are staring at LL.

LL: So that would be a no. No problem onto suggestion number two, "Welcome to the Jungle."

LL begins to sing again.

LL: Welcome to the Jungle
we've got fun 'n' games
we've got everything you want
Honey we know the names
We are the people who can find
whatever you may need
if you've got the money honey
we've got your disease

WE: Um, once again no.

(thinks to self): LL has got to stop watching VH1.

LL: Ok, number three Girls, Girls, Girls.

Slag: Great choice Larry. :up:

LL and Slag start to sing.

LL/Slag: Girls, girls, girls
long legs and burgendy lips
girls, girls, girls
dancing down on the Sunset Strip
girls, girls, girls
redlips and fingertips

WE: Just stop it. We are not getting a theme song.

(thinks to self): Crazy, they are both crazy

LL/Slag: Fine.

WE: Good, now let's go back insi
 
((::Smiles:: And my life is complete, thanks for that LL. Made my miserable month...have a moment of happiness :) :) ))
 
Plus he has yet to sign that life-insurance policy naming me as beneficiary.

Oh wait... you were just talking about in the show! :o ;)
 
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