Adventures At Comic-Con (A.K.A. Roadtrip 2)

[LarryLegend]

OK. But I may have to release the Directors Uncut Unrated version of the roadtrip later.

As long as I get a cut of the $$$.

 

[LarryLegend]

Scene 47

While WE and LL tease him, Slag fumes. He decides to grab a mic and ask Arad some questions. Before he can grab a mic, he's cut off.

Slag: What the?

SC: Sorry Slag but I have a question.

Slag: Like I didn't?

SC: Yeah but I deserve to ask first cause I'm so much faster.

Slag: Dayum freak.

AA: You there, the freaky looking dude, what do you want to know?

SC: I want to know why you morons decided not to bring back Alan Cummings as Nightcrawler. He was the best part of X2.

Bored: Aww man. I was going to ask that.

AA: We decided that the character of Hank McCoy/The Beast would allow us to explore alot of the same territory that we could explore with Nightcrawler.

SC: And that would be?

AA: You know, the whole has does a mutant who doesn't look normal function in society? How do they feel about life? What's there view on the world?

SC: And you couldn't do all that with Nightcrawler.

AA: Look, we just decided Beast was a better fit.
(thinks to self): ****ing hardcore fans. I just wanted to cast Kelsey cause I loved Frasier. That show was brilliant. Why can't they just leave me alone.

SC: You suck. That's it you're going down Arad.

AA: Security! Do something. Shoot that ****er.

*A security guard pulls out his gun and shots at SC. However with a BAMF, SC disappers and dodges the bullet. Instead it hits Bored.*

LL: That has got to hurt.

WE: Sucks to be that dude.

SHF: Stupid rookies. Now I've got to clean up this mess and avoid getting sued.

Bored: My arm. You shot me in the arm.

Arad's Minion: Sir, shouldn't we leave?

AA: **** no, this thing is finally getting interesting. I'm staying.

 

[Abaddon]

poor bored.

 

[LarryLegend]

I just wanted to shoot somebody. Plus he was asking to be in it.

 

[bored]

Arad must die.

 

[LarryLegend]

Scene 48

Medical Personel are in the process of removing Bored after he was shot. While this is taking place AA and his assistant are having a heated discussion.

Arad's Minion: Sir, I really think it would be best if we left at once. Its not safe here. You were almost attacked and a person was shot.

AA: ****. How's in charge, me or you?

AM: Well, you are sir.

AA: Hell yeah, I'm in charge. And I say I'm staying. I'm not afraid of any of these ****ers. Why their just a bunch of geeky comic fans. I bet most of these losers still live in their parent's basements and have never kissed a girl. What could they possibly do to me?

AM: Sir, I just feel you're taking an unecessary risk.

AA: Look ****er. I'm in charge and we're staying. Now shut the **** up before I fire your pathetic ass.

While AA and his minion are talking, SHF is talking with his rookie security guard.

SHF: Dayum rookie. You really screwed up this time.

Jason Blood: I was shooting at the freaky dude but he disappered. Its not my fault.

SHF: Why were you shooting in the first place? There was no need for you to draw your weapon!

Jason Blood: That guy looked dangerous. I thought he was going to make a move.

SHF: He was still standing in front of his seat.

Jason Blood: Yeah but he had just uttered a threat. I know he was going to charge the stage.

SHF: Look, first you never should have fired your gun. Second, even if the dude had been standing there you would have missed and hit the other man. Your shot was off by atleast five feet.

Jason Blood: Oops.

SHF: Look, you're fired. Hand over your weapon.

*Jason Blood hands over his weapon and walks out of the room dejectedly.*

LL: Never a dull moment at Comic-Con.

WE: I can't believe SHF hired such a complete and total tool.

LL: You know what they say, good help is hard to find.

Slag: I can't believe Arad told me to sit down. He'll pay I tell you. I'm going to kick his fat ass.

LL: Like I said, never a dull moment.

 

[LarryLegend]

Scene 49

*WE corrals a mic and begins a discussion with AA over upcoming Marvel films*

AA: Yes, you there, the ****er dressed up like Indiana Jones. What do you want?

WE: I want to talk about upcoming films that Marvel has coming out.

AA: ****. I'm glad that you asked about that. As it turns out, we have a ton of films coming out and they all kick ass.

Slag: I doubt that you fat loser.

AA: ****. Didn't I tell you to shut the **** up before? Besides why the hell would I dignify the comments of a guy dressed like William Wallace.

Slag: Screw you.
(thinks to self): He insulted me and William Wallace. I'm so going to get him.

AA: ****. I don't have the time to deal with you, I've got a question to answer.

WE: So answer all ready.

AA: Well to start with we're going ahead with The Fantastic Four 2. All of the cast are signed for a sequel, and that I like the idea of bringing The Puppet Master in as the rogue for the next bout.

WE: As long as you don't screw him up like you screwed up Dr. Doom.

AA: What do you know?

WE: Obviously more than you and the director.

AA: **** you. You're a grown man dressed like Indiana Jones. Its obvious you still live with your parents and have never kissed a girl.

WE: Screw you, you fat old man.

AA: That's it, no more questions for you. Security, please sit this loser down.

*Security sits WE down.*

AA: Moving right along. We are also moving ahead with The Silver Surfer.I think you're going to see a very interesting movie about the man who fell to earth kind-of-a-thing.

LL: Whatever dude.

AA: Hey tall ****er. Shut the hell up. I'm telling people about all the great films Marvel is going to be making. Here's something that should interest all you geeks. We have just signed a groundbreaking deal with Paramount. They will distribute up to ten films, including "Captain America" and "Nick Fury."

Abaddon: What can you tell us about Captain America?

AA: Captain America is the most famous character out there, by name. The biggest opportunity with him is as a man 'out of time,' coming back today — looking at our world through the eyes of someone who thought the perfect world was small-town America. Sixty years go by, and who are we today? Are we better?

Abaddon: Got a writer?

AA: I have a writer. I also have someone in mind to be the star, and I definitely have someone in mind to be the director. This script is going to take a little bit of time, because it has to be a masterpiece. It's 'Back to the Future' kind of stuff."

WE: I'm sick of Arad and his ego. I say we rush the stage and kick his ass.

Slag: Agreed.

LL: I'm in.

 

[Abaddon]

Arad needs to have his head literally pulled out of his ass

 

[bored]

only if i strike the killing blow.

 

[LarryLegend]

Scene 50

Avi Arad has finished blathering on and on about the upcoming Captain America film and has moved onto some of the films staring lesser known characters that Marvel has planned.

AA: Plus we're doing AntMan.............

Slag: Hey Arad, you pompus windbag, shut up already.

WE: Yeah, nobody cares what you have to say you souless toy huckster.

AA: **** you, you freaks. I'm Avi Arad. I saved Marvel. Hell I made Marvel. You geeky little ****ers need to sit down.

LL: Its time.

Slag, LL and WE rush the stage. After the last debacle, security is being much more cautiuous and thus is just standing there. Consequentially our heros reach the stage and AA without incident.

Slag: You're going down Arad.

AA: Are you ****ing kidding me? What are you losers going to do? Ohh, I'm shaking in my boots.

WE: That's it.

*WE swings a sweet left hook connecting with Arad's jaw. AA stumbles to his knees.*

LL: Nice.

WE: Thanks.

AA: Is that all you got?

*AA climbs back to his feet.*

Slag: Nope, we've got more.

*Slag connects a vicious right with Arad's generous gut. AA falls back over. AA's minion rushes over.*

AM: You thugs are in a world of trouble. That's Avi Arad, you've assulted.

LL: Please, like you even like him.

AM: True.

*AM goes over and kicks Arad*

AM: That felt so good.

*AM does a little dance.*

AA: ****. You're fired you disloyal ****.

AM: Dammit.

*AA struggles to his feet.*

AA: You ****ers are a bunch of *****es.

*LL lands a hard right to Avi's jaw. The crack is heard across the room. AA stumbles down again.*

WE: Nice.

The trio continue to kick AA's ass. Finally a security detail arrives and the trio is arrested and thrown in jail.

 

[LarryLegend]

Scene 51

After their attack on Avi Arad, the intrepid trio is in jail.

WE: This is an outrage. We did nothing wrong?

Police Officer: You three punks vicously attacked Avi Arad. The poor man is in the ICU at the hospital as we speak.

WE: You have nothing on us. This is all a matter of prejudice.

PO: What?

WE: You're all just biased cause we're from the South. Its what happened to Auburn and the BCS.

LL (to Slag): Not the BCS again.

Slag (to LL): Its never going to die. We're going to hear about it for the next fifty years.

PO: Anyways, you punks get a phone call. I'll give you a few minutes to decide who you want to call.

Slag: Larry's Mom.

LL: Not this again.

WE: Larry's right Slag give it a rest.

Slag: Fine.

Our heros spend the next little while arguing over who to call. They are still arguing when the officer approaches.

PO: You three are free to go.

LL: Somebody posted bail?

PO: Yeah.

WE: Who?

PO: Come out and see.

The three are lead out of the cell and into the lobby.

WE: Daisy?

Daisy: Hello boys.

Slag: What are you doing here?

Daisy: I heard about the attack on the news and decided to come and bail you guys out and take you home.

Slag: Home?

Diasy: Your homes.

Slag: Oh.
(thinks to self): Dammit Janet.

And with that another sage ends for our trio.

 

[Abaddon]

The end...finally.

 

[LarryLegend]

The end...finally.

The end finally? This is quality stuff.

Besides at least I finished mine, How long have they been looking for those coins in Flammer?

 

[Abaddon]

Haha,don't make me kill you.



I'll add some stuff today,and finish up after Christmas weekend.

 

[The Squirrel]

good stuff.

 

[LarryLegend]

I like to push my own stuff so
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