Age of Fast Food: Dawn of The Mascots

[Guts]

In a Battle Royale of fast food mascots who shall win in this fight to the death?

 

[DarkSentinel]

Hamburglar.

 

[Drizzle]

I feel like the Burger King would just murder everyone else in the shadows. He's like Jason Voorhees or Michael Myers.

 

[Soapy]

That alligator from Rax.

 

[Guts]

Ronald wins by creating an army of child clowns.

Spoiler

 

[BatmanVSuperman]

Ceaser?

 

[Greens]

Obesity.

 

[Guts]

Obesity.

So basically it's going to be like the ending to Akira.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I'm gonna change my pick and go with Wendy. You know that b**** is up to no good.

 

[Erzengel]

The Grimace is a psychopath.

 

[Slushy]

My money is on the clown.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

And... He fronts a metal band on the side:[YT]m1wkfJY3AZM[/YT]

 

[PyroChamber]

Is the redhead in the Wendy's commercial suppose to be Wendy? If so then all she has to do is take everyone down and say "now that's better".

 

[Breogan]

In a Battle Royale of fast food mascots who shall win in this fight to the death?
Ronald Mcdonald
The King
Little Ceaser
Colonel Sanders
Wendy

Still destroys them all...

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And if that terrifying chihuahua doesn't kill'em the food will!

 

[Midnyte_Sun]

Ceasar because he carries a spear and will impale all them mofos.

 

[Immortalfire]

Is the redhead in the Wendy's commercial suppose to be Wendy? If so then all she has to do is take everyone down and say "now that's better".

She's Morgan Smith Goodwin, and she's adorable.

 

[Specter313]

My mind went to this first:

 

[Spider-Aziz]

^GTA, Fast Food Special

The King will rock them all.
By abducting their first borns, strapping rockets to Penguins, taking control of the batmobile, stealing the secret recipes of every single one of them, replacing ketchup in joints that are not his with his used pan oil, stealing Subway's tomatoes and onions, and sneezing in the fridges of his rivals.

 

[Great Cthulhu]

The King has it his way.

 

[PyroChamber]

Ronald's the only one who has a crew. Although BK's got one too if you count the BK Kids.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Isn't one of the BK kids in a wheelchair? Just sayin'... Who put him in one?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Nothing can stop the grimace.

 

[Kane52630]

The one and only:

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[DarkSovereignty]

Did..did I just witness food rape?

 

[Great Cthulhu]

I've never had Jack In The Box, any good?