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JAL will be off telling his stories about Alba, kicking the homless, and getting that girl at McDonald's pregnant, but not actually because she lied...
 
JAL will be off telling his stories about Alba, kicking the homless, and getting that girl at McDonald's pregnant, but not actually because she lied...
At least he was creative with his bs, :p
 
Of all the girls to get pregnant you choose a McDonald's one? he should've been banned for that.
 
Pretty sure a person has to volunteer anyhow. I never have, I know I'd get clobbered. :p
When volunteers are not enough, the ones nominated are chosen to participate.
The more they are nominated, the bigger their chance is in entering the matches.
 
Well now I get two days to myself...well, aside from a dentist appointment Tuesday but you know, details right?
 
Two whole days?

Just vape for those two days. Like a big vaping girl. Then in a haze of vaping you'll stumble onto the road and get hit by a car. In a blind panic the drive will bundle you into the back of the car and try to burry your body. But then when you awake from the vaping daze you'll terrify the already paniced driver causing him to crash into a biker bar, where you're both knocked out. Then a biker known as Big Suzie will come over to inspect the scene, and we all know what happens next... You'll be skinned and your skin used for custom made childrens party balloons.
 
I think Valu's just upset because it took Scotland 250+ ****ing years to realize "Hey, we can secede from Britain too!!"

'Murica. :o
 
That come back only works if I'm voting for Independence. But I'm voting against it.
 
Almost done sorting these tunes. Then gonna work on a mix and go to my homies cookout in a bit. Gonna be a good day
 
Almost done sorting these tunes. Then gonna work on a mix and go to my homies cookout in a bit. Gonna be a good day
I think life without music must a form of Hell. :p hope you enjoy the BBQ. :D
 
I don't really see a point in having a Monarchy anyway. What the hell do they even do!? :funny:
 
I don't really see a point in having a Monarchy anyway. What the hell do they even do!? :funny:

Apparently they own all the land and they bring in tourists and they piss of anti-royalists by constantly having ****ing babies that take up ALL THE ****ING NEWS for 9 months until it's farted out and we as tax payers have to pay to keep it alive.
 
Don't hate on Scotland! Sean Connery is Scottish! :argh:
 
Apparently they own all the land and they bring in tourists and they piss of anti-royalists by constantly having ****ing babies that take up ALL THE ****ING NEWS for 9 months until it's farted out and we as tax payers have to pay to keep it alive.

...suddenly, I am against the Monarchy. :wow:
 
I think Valu's just upset because it took Scotland 250+ ****ing years to realize "Hey, we can secede from Britain too!!"

'Murica. :o

It's England you clown. Scotland will still be part of Britain unless they magically turn their country into an island themselves.
 
Don't hate on Scotland! Sean Connery is Scottish! :argh:

I'm not hating on Scotland. :huh:

Alright well since Valumart is anti-independence, I'll just drop it and accept the fail. Per usual. Seems to be a recurring theme.
 
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