Alamo Drafthouse Presents: Wonder Lounge

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[DarthSkywalker]

Dark Ravens Lusty Lounge of Wonder

Not lusty enough.

 

[Fallen Angel]

That boy needs serious help. Ruth and him should hook up after she dumps Reeky Baby.

 

[Reek]

I'm not entirely sure how she got out of her cage this time... it must be that goddamn Chimpo again.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I wonder how much of it is a gimmick with Raven at this point. Like he thinks people expect it from him, so he keeps upping the creep factor.

 

[Reek]

Kinda of like ____ and trying to be weirder and weirder since we said 'you're weird'

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Yep. Pretty much.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Raven posts photos from foot fetish websites, so if it's an act, it's a deep cover guise.

I've also noticed that ____ has started emulating Reek, ever since he finally caught on to the fact that he was being roundly mocked.

 

[Fallen Angel]

How did the Thread Manager mange to get 2 post's? What sorcery is this?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

How did the Thread Manager mange to get 2 post's? What sorcery is this?

Thread Manager has kompromat on the right people.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I'm still mad Thread Manager never accepted my friend request.

 

[Reek]

Raven posts photos from foot fetish websites, so if it's an act, it's a deep cover guise.

I've also noticed that ____ has started emulating Reek, ever since he finally caught on to the fact that he was being roundly mocked.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Well, his references to flaying and torture have increased exponentially since then. You have a... distinctive... posting style. You can tell when someone is aping it.

 

[Reek]

I've become predictable. I must meditate on this.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Or just convince [redacted] to watch American Gods. By the time he reaches episode 3, he'll never post here again, and your problem is solved.

 

[KevanG]

Reek, maybe you should change your speech to something more along the lines of 'I'mma cut you, *****!"

 

[Reek]

I have dirt on everyone... Some of you guys have some ****ed up search histories

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Reek should start talking like Rick James.

 

[Reek]

Reek, maybe you should change your speech to something more along the lines of 'I'mma cut you, *****!"

I could sing everything like R. Kelly in South Park...

"... and then i pulled out my gunnn!!!! i said tom better come out before i shoot someoneeeee"

 

[flickchick85]

Thank you to KRYPTON for the A+ Lounge title suggestion.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Flick I'm deeply hurt that you couldn't go with my title.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Krypton and flick deserve a Peabody Award or something for this thread title.

Wait, am I allowed to post here? Or do I just hang around outside and scream about my rights and how women are to blame for everything wrong with my life?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Thank you to KRYPTON for the A+ Lounge title suggestion.

Don't thank me... (lifts into sky and prepares to fly off)

We're all on the same team. Good night. (John Williams score begins to play.)

 

[Fallen Angel]

Old man I'm tugging on that cape of yours.