Alfie Patten: Dad At 13

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Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.

He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant. The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: “I thought it would be good to have a baby. :-)whatever:)

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”
Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: “When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react.

“I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it.”

Alfie’s dad Dennis told how the lad does not really understand the enormity of his situation — but seemed desperate to be a devoted and responsible father. He wanted to be the first to hold Maisie after the hospital birth. He tenderly kisses the baby and gives her a bottle.

And Dennis, 45, said: “He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day.”

Maisie was conceived after Chantelle and Alfie — just 12 at the time — had a single night of unprotected sex.

They found out about the baby when Chantelle was 12 weeks pregnant.

But they kept it a secret until six weeks later when Chantelle’s mum Penny, 38, became suspicious about her weight gain and confronted her.

Devoted ... Alfie holds and cuddles Maisie

Devoted ... Alfie holds and cuddles Maisie

Lee Thompson

After that Alfie’s family told only those closest to them for fear he would be “demonised” at school.

Chantelle gave birth to Maisie on Monday night after a five-hour labour at Eastbourne Hospital, East Sussex.

Last night she told The Sun: “I’m tired after the birth. I was nervous after going into labour but otherwise I was quite excited.”

.... “I will talk to him again and it will be the birds and the bees talk. Some may say it’s too late but he needs to understand so there is not another baby.” .....:dry:
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The story continues and there's pics of the kids with the baby. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece
 
Poor kids life is over, check out the freak of nature he knocked up:


... this seriously has me reconsidering my stance on abortion. :huh:
 
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He and Octomom should get together.
 
Poor kids life is over, check out the freak of nature he knocked up:


... this seriously has me reconsidering my stance on abortion. :huh:

How is she a freak of nature, she's just a 13 year old kid. Obviously started puberity, but not finished yet.
 
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This is obviously a result of that book "How To Talk To Girls" by Some 9 Year Old.

Man, Only in Amer... I mean... Uh...

Ha. :up:
How is she a freak of nature, she's just a 13 year old kid. Obviously started puberity, but not finished yet.
She's 15. The other kid is 13.
 
Is it even possible to have orgasm at 12?
 
This is disgusting. And the fact that both of these children's parents are welfare recipients doesn't surprise me.
 
So Octopussy in California and this in the UK?


And people still make fun of the South?



:thing: :doom: :thing:
 
Media Wars: Octomom Lady VS 13-Year-Old Father

FIGHT!
 
If his daughter follows his example he could be a grandfather in his 20s.
 
this is the funniest thing I've read all morning. Sad but funny.
 
how sad, and expected at this point.
 
Oh Alfie. Where did you go wrong? As for the baby mama...WOOF!
 
If that happen here in US the boy would been convicted with rape
 
Uploaded the image to ImageShack since the hotlinks were taken down:



I can't believe that kid is a father. He looks about 10 years old. I bet looking so young is what drove him to try and prove his "manhood."
 
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I know 7 year olds who look older than that kid. Must be something in the water over there in the UK.

As for the Baby Mama, I. Would. NOT. Hit. It. Even if I looked like a 7 year old.

Dear God.
 
The Amazing Kid-Dad said:
“I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it

He called his kid an "it".
 
That boy is so not 13...looks more like 8.

Throw the chick in jail for boy-rape.
 
That boy is so not 13...looks more like 8.

Throw the chick in jail for boy-rape.

Theres not really such a law in the UK, if she was 16 (the legal age in the UK) she'd still be fine, where as if it were the other way round he'd be put in prison.
 
haha

i was going to ask how the hell he pulled a 15 yr old, then i saw the picture...

haha, she's smart and trapped her man QUICKLY before the ugly stick properly struck her...
 

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