All Star Batman gets a bite to eat

[Goldenage Batman]

This morning I wrote a little AS Batman scean hope you like it...


The Batman is patrolling the mean streets of Gotham City. When all of a sudden, hunger strikes.


Batman:
"G*d Damn I'm hungry. I wonder where I can get some G*d Damn food.


He then spots aMcDonalds.


Batman:
All right! G*d Damn Mickey D's!

He pulls into the drive-threw lane up to the speaker.


Dirve-Threw Lady:
Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?


Batman:
What are you dense? What are you ******ed or something? Of coure you can take my G*d Damn order.

D-T Lady:
.......Um...What....What'll you have?

Batman:
Uhhhhhhh...Give me a G*d Damn Big Mac, make it G*d Damn large. no G*d Damn pickles, and that'll be all.

DT Lady:
What to drink?

Batman:
A G*d Damn Coke.

DT Lady:
So that's one Big Mac, no pickles, and a Coke?

Batman:
Yeah.

DT Lady:
Would you like fries with that?

Batman:
Yes.

DT Lady:
That'll be $5. 54, please pull up to the window.

When he pulls up to the window the drive-threw lady can't believe her eyes. The Batman is in her McDonalds drive-threw line.

DT Lady:
Th...That....That'll be $5.54.

Batman hands her $5.50.

Batman:
Hold on...I know I got some change between the G*d Damn seats.


As Batman looks through the seats he finds a dime.

Batman:
Hear. Keep the G*d Damn change.

DT Lady:
Thank you.

A few mintues later she hands him his food.

DT Lady:
Thank you for choos....

But he had already hit the gas petal and was gone.

She just stands there staring out the window. She can't belive what just happen and wonders if anybody will believe her. Just then the ding for the drive -threw speaker sounded.

DT Lady:
Welcome to McDonalds may I take your order?

Batman:
I thought I said no G*d Damn pickles.




Well there it was.....

 

[Cobblepot]

Lol

 

[christo]

Hahahahaha! Yes, very funny! I liked that a lot!

 

[Goldenage Batman]

Glad you guys enjoy it...

 

[Cobblepot]

 

[batmaluco]

Very funny. t:

 

[JTStarkiller]

You know, I usually don't find anything good on these boards, but that was funny.

The change in the seats line was the best.

 

[Goldenage Batman]

Oh s**t!...That's cool dudeup:..

 

[Cobblepot]

Thanks.

 

[CLARKY]

 

[CLARKY]

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[Hellstormer]

Pretty funny so what happens to the lady? Does the Batmobile change into a montser truck and run over the McDonalds?

 

[Goldenage Batman]

Pretty funny so what happens to the lady? Does the Batmobile change into a montser truck and run over the McDonalds?

Oh I leave that to your imagination....

 

[Nepenthes]

It would have been better if he left and then two seconds later he taps her shoulder and he's hanging from the ceiling behind her...."I thought I said no goddamn pickles"

 

[GL1]

You know, this makes me want MORE All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder (age 12!). If Miller screws up and makes the comic serious, it'll actually end up being a let-down.