Alright Hypesters... Fess Up...

[TheSumOfGod]

Next time you consider...


Can I come?

Two questions: A) Are you a guy? If so, are you either Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, or Christian Bale? If not, then sorry, you seem like a nice guy, but the answer is NO, and B) If you're a girl, are you attractive? And open-minded? I'm talking about SMBD open-minded here...

 

[GunBlade]

Dude's a freak.

 

[DOG LIPS]

true enough. He got poked in the eye when he was doing the gay steam roller. who was it you or Sava?

The answer to that may remain a mystery thanks to mind-altering substances.

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

I'd do you. Let's go get some drinks...

name the time and the place

 

[Equint77]

Wise words from man who posed with head of dear on Ny subway!

I wish I could have taken pictures of people's looks on the subway when I was walking around with that thing. Everyone was laughing.

 

[oakzap425]

name the time and the place

hahahah


yes, a girl, other than Lucy, who can joke around!

 

[oakzap425]

Two questions: A) Are you a guy? If so, are you either Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, or Christian Bale? If not, then sorry, you seem like a nice guy, but the answer is NO, and B) If you're a girl, are you attractive? And open-minded? I'm talking about SMBD open-minded here...

I had a few questions, but I reckon I should as you in pm, since I'm not too sure on howopen you want to be.

But... Umm... Okay...okay... okay... smbd?

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Dude's a freak.

Calling me a freak is an insult to freaks everywhere.

 

[oakzap425]

And can't you tell I'm open minded? Did you look at the first post I made in this thread?

 

[Nathan]

Not once. I'm as straight as you can get.

 

[TheSumOfGod]

I had a few questions, but I reckon I should as you in pm, since I'm not too sure on howopen you want to be.

But... Umm... Okay...okay... okay... smbd?

Totally open. I have no dignity. Go. I only have 22 minutes left on my clock.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

It puts the lotion on its skin

 

[TheSumOfGod]

And can't you tell I'm open minded? Did you look at the first post I made in this thread?

But are you a girl? It's kinda hard to tell through the computer screen.

 

[oakzap425]

Totally open. I have no dignity. Go. I only have 22 minutes left on my clock.

Why, did you want to have sex with your best friend?

 

[TheSumOfGod]

It puts the lotion on its skin

LOL!

It does this whenever it's told, or else it gets the hose again.

 

[oakzap425]

But are you a girl? It's kinda hard to tell through the computer screen.

...Yes...

 

[Abaddon]

I find the idea of getting a penis stuck up my butt revolting,but I do find some men attractive.It's all about aesthetics.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

...Yes...

I want to hump your avatar

 

[oakzap425]

So I guess the concensus is that it's easier for girls to consider being intimate (this does not mean have a relationship) with another female than it is for guys to feel about the same sex?

 

[GunBlade]

Calling me a freak is an insult to freaks everywhere.

So you a superfreak? I know you like that rape fantasy **** too.

 

[oakzap425]

I want to hump your avatar

...Why?

 

[oakzap425]

Why are people saying that Sum is a freak?

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Why, did you want to have sex with your best friend?

There are two things that I wanted to do in my life, purely out of curiosity, but ONCE and ONLY ONCE, just for the experience: Smoke a joint, and have gay sex. I took a few puffs years ago, and I found that pot is WAAAY overrated. And Francis is the only person I trusted and loved enough to have a homosexual experience with. And I knew that he kinda wanted to too, probably ever since we first met, but he respected my hetero status and the limits of our platonic relationship.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

...Why?

I dont know.. :0

 

[TheSumOfGod]

I find the idea of getting a penis stuck up my butt revolting,but I do find some men attractive.It's all about aesthetics.

With water-based, alcohol-free lube and gentleness, it's okay really. And I've always been into anal sex with girls, so...