American Hypester

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Say you were America's biggest drug lord, innovative and resourceful. I want to know how would you go about creating this business, how would you outsmart the cops,feds,etc? would you sell the stuff yourself or get other people to do it for you? i created this thread to see how creative everyone was on creating an illegal practice.
 
never sign anything, never use your name, but using kind words and itchy trigger fingers to get stuff done

no assets in the continental US

hire at least 4 decoys to be present in different places

buy the ones that can be bought, use the bought ones to hinder the honest ones

always remember to have some sort of community outreach, invest in other types of business and services and products

only spill blood when absolutely necessary

don't forget to pay taxes
 
first off I'd need a product in great demand, something positively addictive to entice repeat customers.

then I'd need a police force that's easily corrupted so I could pay for my shipments to come in and not be disturbed.

finally I'd need a work force interested only in their own quick immediate needs, people who didn't mind breaking the law as long as they can make a quick buck. These people would not only sell the product but maintain control of the street.

Oh wait that's already the case. You don't have to be smart or creative, drugs sell themselves very easily just the way they are.
 
I would spend about $500,000.00 on the product and then calculate what my return rate was per year. say for every $500,000.00 I spend on the product, I earn $850,000.00, $100,000.00 of that goes to transporting the product and giving my drug runners their cut, that would leave me with $250,000.00 profit.

Thats a 50% return on my investment. I would try to get other people interested in investing in my drug dealing scheme. I wouldnt tell them I was selling drugs though, I'd just start a phony business like a night club or something as a front and tell people if they invest in my night club, by the end of the year they'll receive a 20% return on their investment, and I'd pocket the other 30% of profit they unknowingly earned.

the second year I'd spend another $500,000.00 on the product, and get another $500,000.00 from investors. The cost of transporting & giving my drug runners their cut would probably double since the amount of drugs im moving will have doubled, so out of $1 million dollars invested, the return would be about $1.7million, I'd spend about $200,000.00 getting rid of it, which would leave me about $1.5 million dollars. I'd give $120,000.00 to each person that invested $100,000.00, and then keep the other $30,000.00 in profit for myself.

Seeing how I earned $250,000 in profit for my $500,000 investment last time, this time I'd earn $400,000 for my $500,000 investment, thats like an 80% profit. ($250,000.00 from money I invested, and another $150,000 I'd pocket from the money my invetors invested)

I'd keep doing the same thing year after year, opening more night clubs/strip clubs as fronts until I eventually get a 100%+ return on my money every year, or I get caught. Which wouldnt happen because by then, I'd just supply the money, all the drug handling would be done by my underlings.

I'd have my operation set up like a chain of command. I'd tell about 4 people I really trust what to make happen (say 4 leaders of local gangs), each 4 of them would be in charge of a gang of about 30 or so people. They'd distribute the product around their gang, who would then go and sell it and keep their cut of the profit and then give the rest to their gang leader who would then get his cut and then give me mine. It would all look legit beause I have a legitimate business to use for money laundering. A strip club would work best because strippers make their money under the table, on tips, so I wouldnt have a record of it anyways.
 

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