An unusual question...

[Chris Wallace]

i need you guys to give me cliched condolence remarks; i.e. things people typically say when you lose a loved one. It's for a script I'm writing & basically the character's at a wake & is sick of hearing the redundant words of comfort from relatives he hasn't seen since the Clinton Administration. Can y'all help me out?

 

[Kaboom]

i'm sorry.

i know how you feel.

she's in a better place.

he's at rest.

He's happier now.

It was her time.

 

[Mayor_McCheese]

Better him than me

 

[Chris Wallace]

i'm sorry.

i know how you feel.

she's in a better place.

he's at rest.

He's happier now.

It was her time.

Damn! How could I overlook "in a better place"?

 

[Fried Gold]

"Yes!"

 

[Kaboom]

came up with those off the top of my head, hope they helped.

oh and heres another...

"Heh, I bet he thought it was hot here..."

 

[Chris Wallace]

Better him than me

I hope nobody's ever said that to you.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

A real artist would eschew these sophomoric message board suggestions and instead crash a few funerals for research. Get some authenticity.