Animal fights you'd like to see

[WalterKovacs]

I dont encourage animal fights or animal abuse. i am an animal lover and donate money regularly to the ASPCA. my dog sits by my feet, unkicked as i type this.
i just like being topical!

here are mine:
a chimpanzee vs. 5 squirrells

a crocodile vs. a giraffe

a shark vs. a gorilla

a shark vs. wilford brimley

 

[WalterKovacs]

a grizzzly bear vs. an infant

a bald eagle vs. a shot gun

 

[kainedamo]

I want to fight 50 children. To the death.

I think it would be really cool to enter a world of no consequences, have a battle to the death with like 50 children, and start snaping arms, breaking necks, and generally having fun.

In fact, I'm writing a comic book about it.

 

[knowsbleed]

Ugh...this thread is already doomed. KD tainted it with his insanity.

 

[Fledermaus]

Rhino vs Triceratops.

The flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz vs A Griffin

A Wallaby vs a Kangaroo.

 

[Ghostvirus]

a grizzzly bear vs. an infant

a bald eagle vs. a shot gun

Those are pretty one sided fights.

I would love to see:

Clinton V.S. The Bush Family

Polar Bear V.S. Zodiak Bear

Crocodile V.S. Alligator.

Rhino V.S. Bull

 

[Poetic Chaos]

Bee's vs. Piranha

the ultimate in swarming.

 

[kainedamo]

Psyduck vs Magikarp.

 

[SuperMonkey]

squirrel vs t rex
monkey vs t rex
All of the animals vs all of the dinosaurs (animals would be teh pwned)

 

[EdRyder]

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[SuperFerret]

Psyduck vs Magikarp.

Bah, Magikarp sucks 'til it hits level 20, whereas Psyduck is useful even before it evolves. (Though Gyarados destroys Golduck easily.)

 

[knowsbleed]

Coolest real animal fight I've seen was a habu snake vs mongoose.

Very fast...but very cool.

 

[Ghostvirus]

If there isn't a video of this fight, then isn't cool.

 

[knowsbleed]

If there isn't a video of this fight, then isn't cool.

damn...sonned.

 

[Ghostvirus]

what does sonned mean?

 

[Golgo-13]

I dont encourage animal fights or animal abuse. i am an animal lover and donate money regularly to the ASPCA. my dog sits by my feet, unkicked as i type this.
i just like being topical!

here are mine:
a chimpanzee vs. 5 squirrells

a crocodile vs. a giraffe

a shark vs. a gorilla

a shark vs. wilford brimley

On what ground would a shark have to fight a Gorilla. In the water? Or on Land? The Shark would die on land anyhow..but it would be cool.

I'd love to see:

A wolverine vs A Silver back Gorilla
A Great White vs a Crocodile
A Jaguar vs an Anaconda ( actually i've seen the end result of this one a few time on discovery channel, and the fight has gone both ways. But discovery never show the actual battle.)

 

[knowsbleed]

what does sonned mean?

it means here's a video of a mongoose fighting a cobra...but the one I've seen was much faster than this...

 

[kainedamo]

Man vs ManBearPig.

 

[Drakon]

Swing and a miss.