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    I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say..."Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
     
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    SHINJI: Nice beaver!

    ASUKA: Thanks, I just had it stuffed!
     
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    "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
     
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    No caption thread can be complete without a few of these:

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    Ichigo: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!
     
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    "Our last two days on Earth. If I had a dick I'd go get laid."

    "Well, let's do the next best thing."

    "What's that?"

    "Let's kill people."
     
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    VASH: I'm here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass--and I'm all out of bubblegum.
     
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    "This is my BOOM-stick!"
     
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    ASUKA: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?

    SHINJI: Just me, baby...just me.
     
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    VASH: Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin paid; mostly only when I'm gettin paid.
     
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    "This is gonna get pretty interesting."

    "Define 'interesting.'"

    "...Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?"
     
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    "God, I haven't been f**ked like that since grade school."
     
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    "I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang..."
     
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    Ichigo: I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!
     
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    HAHHAHAHHAHAHA
    keep it alive, child.

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    Kenpachi: I'm Sonic, The Psycho hedgehog!
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    Sado:Your Pimp is Ichigo? No WAY! My Pimp is Ichigo, too! How come we never met?
    Ishida: You know what he always sing?
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    Ichigo: I got Ho's!
    I Got Hoooooooooo's
    in different area
    code!
    Area
    Code!

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    Sado: Never thought that was true.
     
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    Ikkaku: What the $%#^ are you looking at? Yeah, I'm a bald cross-dresser who wear makeup and has a vein the size of kentucky, you got a problem with that?
     
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    "Holy Crap, she came out of the closet..."
    "Shuddap!"
     
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    "25 bucks a gallon? Are these people INSANE!?"
     
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    :D:up:
     
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    EVA 02: I know what you're thinking--did I fire seven shots or six? Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I don't even remember. So, you have to ask yourself one question--do I feel lucky? Well, do I, PUNK?!
     
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    25 miles to the gallon my ass, shoulda never trusted a car from my brother Knives.
     
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    Erectile Dysfuntion my ASS!!!!!!:eek:
     
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    I hate watering Kaji's watermelons
     
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    *taps on keyboard*

    "Today totally sucked. My dad was like, completely ignoring me again, and that b!tch Asuka was totally on my case about everything. So what if I borrowed her mascara? My life totally sucks."

    *presses enter and closes Myspace*
     
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    :D

    You should post a whole bunch of Eva pics--taken out of context, they can be the funniest stuff..well...EVAH. :o
     
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    "Hey, there. Are you ready for the sexiest car wash of your life?"
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    "Yeah! And for the record, I am happy to see you. Hehehe!"
     

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