Arby's introduces the Marrot: Meat that looks and tastes like a Carrot

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  1. Pink Ranger

    Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    Is it April 1 again already?
     
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    This seems like an idea conceived by those idiots that demand a white pride month or a WET (white entertainment television) network.

    And the texture and moistness of the thing looks gross.
     
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    Hey bud, don't knock it till you ... nope, can't do it, too easy.
     
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    I like meat but I also like Beyond Meat burgers as well. This just seems too weird for me, IMO.
     
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    The idea of a carrot that tastes like a carrot but has the texture of processed meat and the warmth of a burger is repulsive.

    Imagine the reaction if you sneaked this onto someone's plate mixed in with real carrots.:twisted:
     
  6. Pennywise

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    That would be crazy!

    Would be crazier if you snuck this onto a vegan's plate! They'd be fuming!
     
  7. Teelie

    Teelie The Incredulous Spider-Man

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    As a joke this is pretty funny. As a real creation though it comes off as trying too hard to offend.
     
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    Would have been a great prank for April Fools.
     
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    Somebody will feed this to a pet that is a herbivore ad all hell will break loose.
     
  10. Pennywise

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    What's next, meat that tastes like broccoli? :o
     
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