Are You Often Mistaken For A Celebrity?...Sue 'Em!!

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[SIZE=+2]Local man sues Jordan, Nike for resemblance
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[SIZE=-1]By PAT DOORIS for kgw.com
http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_070606_news_jordan_lookalike.314c6e50.html
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A Northeast Portland man is suing basketball superstar Michael Jordan and Nike founder Phil Knight for a combined $832 million. Allen Heckard filed the suit himself, June 29th in Washington County Court. Heckard says he’s been mistaken as Michael Jordan nearly every day over the past 15 years and he’s tired of it.
“I'm constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me,” said Heckard.
Heckard is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury and emotional pain and suffering. He’s suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the most recognized men in the world.


Heckard stands just over six feet tall. He is not six foot six like the real Michael Jordan. But Heckard says many people seem to miss that. He does share a bit of resemblance to the real Michael Jordan. Heckard has a shaved head, an earring in his left ear, and is in good shape from working out, and yes, playing basketball.
“Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan), said Heckard."
Most people would consider that a high compliment.
"Yes...don’t get me wrong it’s definitely a positive thing, because Michael, like I say is one of the best ball players that I've known to play the game. But then again, that's Michael and I'm me. So I want to be recognized as me just like Michael's being recognized as Michael."

Dressed in blue Air Jordan tennis shoes, Heckard might seem to be actually trying to look like Jordan but Heckard doesn’t see it that way.
"They're very comfortable shoes to play ball in,” said Heckard. “I play a lot of basketball and any other shoes I try to play in tend to hurt the bottom of my feet."
“I got a right to buy Nike or Adidas or what ever, so I chose the Nike because its a good shoe for me to play ball in,” he said.

Heckard agreed that not everyone thinks he’s a famous basketball player, but insisted a lot of people do mistake him for Jordan.
"I figure if I'm out in public and around a lot of people at least three or four times out of a crowd ...and like I was at the Blues Festival and you could see people they was pointing at me," he said.
Some might wonder how he decided to sue Knight and Jordan for $416-million each. "Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and ah, then I turn around and ah I figure that's what it all boils down to."

The question remains – is the occasional confusion with an admired celebrity worth $800 million.
“Well,” said Heckard, “You never can put a value on a person's life. You know you're taking my lifestyle away from me. So you know...we'll let the ball bounce like Michael does...where it’s supposed to fall."
 
Im suing that bastard Nick Carter for stealing my name
 
Yeah, my brother actually called me yesterday to tell me about this ****. ****ing crazy. I seriously hope he doesn't win... money grubbing bastard.
 
What a tool.....He's probably angry because he can't make money from his resemblance to Jordan.


Wonder if I can sue Marvel for Nightcrawler looking like me:)
 
i should sue....wait, i really dont look like any celebs....'

maybe a little, teensy weensy bit like steve-o
 
HOLY KRAP I Look like the kid that plays Neville in Harry Potter, Im sueing him onece i gain a few pounds!
 




I don't see the resemblance.
 
neither do i lol but sitll if u can make money id get plastic surgery to look like a celebrity
 
I love his answer on how he decides to sue them for 416M each...

Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and ah, then I turn around and ah I figure that's what it all boils down to.

Well, ah I'll be damned. :rolleyes:
 
I've been told I look like Tom Hanks....

Look out, Tommy boy, I'm comin' for ya!!!
 
I'm suing Marvel and Cyclops/Scott Summers for stealing my likeness and optic blasts.
 
He can't sue him for defamation and whatever cuz Jordan didn't choose to look like this nutcase, it was an unfortunate outcome of his inherited genetic structure that Jordan ended up looking like a money grubbing braindead loser.
 
He's hoping that Nike and/or Jordan will settle out of court. I hope they take him to trial and make him eat all the legal fees.

jag
 
No...wait......i didnt mean that....i wonder if i can sue peter jackson over.....errrrmmmmmmmmm......Karl urban. thats it. Can i sue Peter jackson over making karl Urban look like me
 
an old lady told me i looked kind of like Brad Pitt...i was working at my theater at the time...if i wasn't on the clock i probably would have told her to get her f#cking eyes examined.

i mean...i'm hot...but come on ;)

and if that guy wins that court case...well, it would be just incredibly stupid.
 
Is it possible to sue this ******* for wasting my time with this nonesense?
 
This guy looks no more like Jordan than '000s of other people. Where does the $832m figure come from? I hate non rounded numbers.
 
What an ass.

On the other hand.....Brandon Routh....I'm sueing you...or wait...perhaps I should sue Singer for making Routh more famous by casting him as Superman. Yes. Yes! The plan falls into place. -rubs hands-
 
:o when I grow my beard out, sometimes I get mistaken for this guy.

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Now onto the subject of this thread. That guy hardly looks like MJ. From a distance...maybe, but not up close. And suing for that much?! I see no reason for a lawsuit at all, let alone that much moolah.
 
I don't look like anyone...I just look like me. :)
 
is this simply a case of 'all black people look alike' syndrome :o

this case can never win, it'd open up a can of worms that simply can't be controlled.
 
Iceman/Psylocke said:
This guy looks no more like Jordan than '000s of other people. Where does the $832m figure come from? I hate non rounded numbers.

This is his response. It's classic...
Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and ah, then I turn around and ah I figure that's what it all boils down to.

Seriously, that's mindblowing logic. Why isn't this guy in a lab somewhere trying to cure cancer? :(
 

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