Are you truly your Best friends, BEST FRIEND?

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  1. Kritish

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    Last time I take you camping with me ! :mad: :o
     
  2. Sabretooth

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    A snake wouldn't bite up that high anyway.They only bite at around the legs or anything they can reach.
     
  3. Electrix

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    What about 3rd legs?

    :D
     
  4. Kritish

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    Not if it was on a branch at groin level. :confused:
     
  5. Sabretooth

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    Well,from that description it sounded like the snake would be on the ground.In that case the highest it'll get is maybe your knees.
     
  6. BK

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    Or imagine while you're in the process of "saving" your friend's life, a random old man passes by yelling, "KITS! FREEEEEE SNAKE KITS!! GET IT WHILE IT'S HERE!"

    El. Oh. El.

    :O
     
  7. Sarge 2.0

    Sarge 2.0 Fire Walk With Me

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    I can just imagine said old man looking at the dude polishing his friends knob , taking a picture, and saying "OWNED!". :o
     
  8. Kritish

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    And the picture is posted on the most visted web site in the world.
     
  9. Sabretooth

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    Hhahaha.That sounds like something that would happen on Family Guy.:D :up:
     
  10. BK

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    Well hell, since we're on the subject, how exactly does the poison come out if the situation did happen? Does it automatically come out when the person sucks, or does the guy that's poisoned actually have to make the poison "come" out from arousal? :confused:

    I'm going to a forest in the coming weeks with a few girls, so any help asap is greatly appreciated. [​IMG]
     
  11. Sarge 2.0

    Sarge 2.0 Fire Walk With Me

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    A free BJ isn't worth dying/losing your wee wee. :(
     
  12. Kritish

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    I think you basically have to suck it.

    If it was based on arousal he'd have to be gay for it to work, or be looking at a picture of a woman.
     
  13. Carter

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    No, he'd have to die
     
  14. BK

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    It will be staged so no harm will be done to any organism....or limb. :o
    Yeah, if you don't look...you'll need some crazy imagination to make it work. :p
     
  15. Kritish

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    Some friend you would be.
     
  16. Grimm Reaper

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    ...But my best friend doesn't have a penis. And if she does I'd be very, very shocked.
     
  17. Kritish

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    OK, if you decide to do it and your buddy starts getting an erection would you stop ?
     
  18. Carter

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    I'd be a friend without cock in my mouth
     
  19. Kritish

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    True,

    And if it's 'the size of a grapefruit' like the thread says it be hard to get in anyways.
     
  20. BK

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    Oh, I forgot to answer the question in the first post. First, I'd NEVER do it. Sorry, just can't. I'd feel a huge amount of guilt if he ended up dying, but nah, not me.

    Second, I don't think it'd happen to me. Whenever I do go to the forest, it's never with just all guys. There's usually at least 2 girls there. I like to travel in packs, what can I say. :o
     
  21. Kritish

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    I'd probally be asking the girls to do it.

    It might not be sex but still...
     
  22. Sabretooth

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    You've gotta realize too,if you suck him and you guys go back to tell the story,he's going to have to say the part where you basically blew him.Then another person tells someone else,and another,and another,and another,until one day you realize you will never get laid again.:(
     
  23. BK

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    I HIGHLY doubt if 2 heterosexual guys did it, they'd have ANY reason to tell the story.
     
  24. Kritish

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    He'd have to promis to never tell anyone.

    If not he can die.
     
  25. Sarge 2.0

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    Ah. Tally ho, then. :o
     

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