Assault With a Deadly Onion?

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http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070920/NEWS/70920004/1001

A Des Moines man went to jail Wednesday afternoon for allegedly throwing an onion at his wife.The police report begins: "(The victim) states her husband had been drinking and they got into an argument."

James Izzolena, 54, of 3515 Sheridan Ave., was charged with domestic assault causing injury. Police said he became upset with his wife, Nicole Izzolena, 27, and tossed an onion at her, striking her in the back of the head.

She told police it made her head hurt. James Izzolena admitted throwing the onion, police said, but he claimed he did not intend to hit her with it. He was being held without bond pending a court appearance today.

 

[Sam Fisher]

...I've got nothing to add

 

[Morg]

did it bring her to tears?

 

[terry78]

Yeah, he looks like the type to throw onions.

 

[Logan's Runt]

Go Iowa.

 

[Mee]

did it bring her to tears?

Wah wah waaaaah...

 

[Ghostvirus]

WTF?! Is this really something the cops needed to be called for? It was an Onion to the Dome. Walk it off you pu**y bi***!!!

 

[terry78]

I was hoping he just smacked her across the face with the questionably humorous satirical publication of the same name.

 

[Argyle of Sock]

He's twice her age...