Aunt Jemima vs. Mrs. Butterworth

[terry78]

Two titans of syrupy sweetness, which apron-clad amazon takes it all? And who's product tastes better?


On one side, a strong black woman merely masquerading behind the Mammy Two-Shoes look to keep her opponents off balance.

And on the other, apparently some type of matronly golem that has been infused into a syrup bottle to ward off evil.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I'm allergic to maple syrup, both these *****es would hurt me.

 

[SuperFerret]

Allergic to maple syrup? I pity you, that's like being allergic to bacon. If I were in your shoes, I'd risk it anyway, and try my hardest not to die.

 

[Star]

What the hell, I've never heard of Mrs. Butterworth

I'm Canadian so I DRINK MAPLE SYRUP STRAIGHT FROM THE TREE

 

[Majic Walrus]

Allergic to maple syrup? I pity you, that's like being allergic to bacon. If I were in your shoes, I'd risk it anyway, and try my hardest not to die.

Yeah I know... It's pretty bad. Last time I had maple syrup I was a teenager at a friends house. My throat nearly closed shut. Still... those were good pancakes.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Jemima, no question.

She's married to Uncle Ben you know.

 

[katie_girl09]

Aunt Jemima ftw!

 

[knowsbleed]

This threads screams a The Spawn/terry78 collabo.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Whichever one is on sale but both are awesome.

I'm stuck with that sugar free Carys Maple Syrup at the moment bc my grandma lives with us and has diabetes.

 

[Lobo]

Aunt Jemima no contest

 

[Spider-Who?]

has anyone ever have their girl pour maple syrup on your downstairs before she heads down there? if you have, then you don't care if its Aunt Jemima or Angry Uncle Maple; they're all glorious.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

This thread brought the biggest grin to my face. I was like..."Back the truck up--what is this??"

 

[bullets]

I used to be all about thee mrs butterworth until auntie j worked herself into the picture.

 

[Darthphere]

Hungry Jack *****es.

 

[Immortalfire]

Auntie Jemima

...Mrs. Butterworth is scary. If I was a kid and the syrup bottle started talking to me, I'd be in therapy to this day.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Auntie Jemima

...Mrs. Butterworth is scary. If I was a kid and the syrup bottle started talking to me, I'd be in therapy to this day.

Yeah, Mrs. Butterworth does look kinda freaky-deak. She reminds me of that female cyborg in the white jumpsuit at the end of Superman III.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Jemima, no question.

She's married to Uncle Ben you know.

I always thought they were married...and that they used to be slaves for Colonel Sanders.

 

[Ion Kenshin]

This thread is so full of win. Jemima all the way no contest

 

[SuperFerret]

Why is there still no "Both" option?

 

[Ion Kenshin]

Isnt it the "they both taste the same" option?

 

[SuperFerret]

No, that means they're interchangable. Both means that I want Aunt J and Mrs. B to have lesbian sex on my waffles.

 

[Ion Kenshin]

No, that means they're interchangable. Both means that I want Aunt J and Mrs. B to have lesbian sex on my waffles.

 

[ARROGANCE]

I would like some pancakes with some Aunt Jemima syrup and a glass of orange juice

 

[Sawyer]

I use Eggo.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I use Log Cabin. My favorite is the stuff they have in hotels. I want to steal a case of that ****.