Avoid incest if moving to wales

[the_ultimate_evil]

Avoid incest' if moving to Wales
10.37, Wed Mar 21 2007

Migrant workers planning to move to Wales have been advised not to indulge in incest or rape.

A document produced in 17 languages by the Welsh Assembly informs immigrants about their rights and responsibilities.

A leaflet entitled "Ten Important Things you Need to Know" which is enclosed in the "Welcome to Wales" information pack covers such topics as worker registration, how to open bank accounts and legal issues.

Number eight in this list warns that it is "a criminal offence to force a woman to have sex with you if she says no."

And it adds: "Having sex with a minor (child under 16-years-old) or with a member of your family is also a criminal offence."

Conservative Assembly minister Jonathan Morgan said: "I'm staggered the Assembly Government is using public money to give people a lesson in the blindingly obvious."

He added: "This is insulting to the people from many nations who are coming to work and live in Wales.

Assembly Social Justice Minister Edwina Hart said: "The aim is to ensure that migrant workers who come to this country are fully aware of their rights and responsibilities, and to help them fit in with the local community."

http://www.itv.com/news/britain_ac458ac14a2e4762d68930d0235e8688.html

and to think it would be common sense

 

[Prognosticator]

I think incest is a lot more rampant in England than people realize!

 

[Babs Gordon]

Isn't it obvious?

 

[Erzengel]

*writes it down*

Makes sense enough.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Why are they telling the immigrants this? Its the native welshies that need to know!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It is the custom in many Asian cultures to worship one's ancestors. They are worshipped 'cause they were so smokin' hawt in the sack, so this is a useful pamphlet.

 

[Lackey]

Crazy Asians - that's how they got the slanted eyes in the first place... one of the many traits they share with mongoloids.

 

[bulok]

in Wales, it's perfectly acceptable to have relations with sheep. true story.

 

[Kyalesyin]

in Wales, it's perfectly acceptable to have relations with sheep. true story.

The sad thing is, its true

 

[Babs Gordon]

Yes, I noticed that that didn't make it into the pamphlet with all the other 'obvious' things.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

They must see sheep less as an animal and more like a heaven sent resource.
Eat them. Makes clothes out of their wool. F*** them without the complications of a relationship or prostitution.

Like the buffalo to the Native Americans, no part is wasted.

 

[Erzengel]

Crazy Asians - that's how they got the slanted eyes in the first place... one of the many traits they share with mongoloids.

 

[Kaboom]

in Wales, it's perfectly acceptable to have relations with sheep. true story.

The sad thing is, its true

wait, that wasnt sarcasm?

as joey would say:

Whoa.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Erzengel was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me
Erzengel was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see
And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one knew
Erzengel was a mongoloid
His friends were unaware
Mongoloid he was a mongoloid
Nobody even cared

 

[Kyalesyin]

wait, that wasnt sarcasm?

as joey would say:

Whoa.

Nope. We're taking about a country with fifty sheep to every person, that charges you to get in and where most of the locals hate incomers of any kind. Most of wales is rural, and they do hand out pamphlets in their pharmacies warning of the dangers of relations with sheep.

 

[Erzengel]

Sometimes I use scotch tape just to walk unmolested when I go down the street.

 

[Kaleb]

its that or sheep.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

they do hand out pamphlets in their pharmacies warning of the dangers of relations with sheep.

It's the danger that makes it so hot.

 

[Kaboom]

Nope. We're taking about a country with fifty sheep to every person, that charges you to get in and where most of the locals hate incomers of any kind. Most of wales is rural, and they do hand out pamphlets in their pharmacies warning of the dangers of relations with sheep.

craziness

 

[bulok]

wait, that wasnt sarcasm?

as joey would say:

Whoa.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheep_shagger

and they're proud of it

 

[Kyalesyin]

Stereotypical Sheep Bestiality, while often the subject of comedy, is, illegal in the eyes of English law and that of many American states, but not all of them.

WHAAAAT!?

 

[kane9321]

people actually screw sheep....wha

 

[bulok]

WHAAAAT!?

Hahaha yeah. I moved here to NC from NY a couple years ago and I read in the newspaper last year that "animal harassment" was just made illegal in my county. It doesn't specify what harassment is but I have my suspicions.

 

[Kaboom]

Hahaha yeah. I moved here to NC from NY a couple years ago and I read in the newspaper last year that "animal harassment" was just made illegal in my county. It doesn't specify what harassment is but I have my suspicions.

i think its when your animal is on "harass"

 

[Manic]

A document produced in 17 languages by the Welsh Assembly informs immigrants about their rights and responsibilities.

And they avoid using vowels in all of them.