Awesome Lounge: Vol. 2

[Spider-Aziz]

Gonna need you to man up Aziz, come take a vacation with me here in FL and I can show you how to make your body nigh invincible. Able to withstand things that would make most morals crumple over in pain.

All for the low, low price of $99.99 on the introductory payment and then $39.99 every day after that (friends and fam rate) for the following 30 day course.

I appreciate your -very expensive- offer, but I have the feeling your treatment won't be compatible with my body chemistry.

 

[Vartha]

I have the miniature Longclaw collectible, from that same kind of series. It's itty bitty. But you could still probably stab someone with it.

If you wanted to...

The letter openers are pretty danged sharp! I have the Orcrist letter opener lol

 

[flickchick85]

Look... I know getting a raise and all has you happy... But you keep this **** up and I will ninja kick you off that high horse into the 'mud' dude stannis created.

I can't even tell what's got you all huffy now.

 

[flickchick85]

Vartha knows the brand of his letter opener.

 

[Vartha]

SHUTUP DS IM THROWING SHADE HERE

And I think Thor is the single worst superhero in history... right there with spiderman... Hemsworth and Holland... match made in HELL

...who dampened YOUR tampon?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Orcrist? What is it... Made out of Mithral?

 

[DarthSkywalker]

The letter openers are pretty danged sharp! I have the Orcrist letter opener lol

I always wanted one based on Strider's Ranger sword. I wonder if they ever made one.

 

[flickchick85]

Oh these are Lord of the Rings letter openers. Wow.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

...who dampened YOUR tampon?

And inability to say what he really wants to Vile?

 

[Vartha]

Vartha knows the brand of his letter opener.

Think it's Noble Collection lol

 

[Reek]

You Americans and your antiquated forms of communication. "Letters". "Texting". "Talking".

We just connect to the hive mind, and all our thoughts are transmitted instantly through the Great Beaver.

Please do not google "great beaver". Or do. Weekend's almost here, and we've already established what that's for.

See!!! I told everyone years ago Canadians were Na'vi

I can't even tell what's got you all huffy now.

I warned you once.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Oh these are Lord of the Rings letter openers. Wow.

Longclaw is GoT. Orcist is LotR.

 

[flickchick85]

Think it's Noble Collection lol

I wasn't asking, but I'll treasure this knowledge. Thank you.

 

[Reek]

...who dampened YOUR tampon?

whoa dude....


.... at least i know i can use that one.

 

[Vartha]

Orcrist? What is it... Made out of Mithral?

Doubt it's even steel, probably polished chrome plated pot metal lol

 

[flickchick85]

I missed the Longclaw mention. I know that one!

 

[Reek]

We should all buy Lightbringer letter openers for when the IRS comes a tapping....

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Talk of Great Beavers and damp tampons...

The Lounge ladies and gents... The Lounge.

 

[Vartha]

I wasn't asking, but I'll treasure this knowledge. Thank you.

lmao MY prefer blade maker is windlass steel (atlanta cultlery)

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Some people are asking for my Hype corpse to burn. I will only allow that after skinning them, and being blanketed by their beautiful warm skin.

 

[flickchick85]

Let's not talk about damp tampons again. Let's just nix that from the docket forever.

 

[Reek]

yes the tampon remark has opened up a whole new door for me with no infractions

 

[Vartha]

whoa dude....


.... at least i know i can use that one.

the phrase or the dampened tampon? lol

 

[flickchick85]

yes the tampon remark has opened up a whole new door for me with no infractions

Try it and you get the Welling.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Let's not talk about damp tampons again. Let's just nix that from the docket forever.

May I transmit my thoughts through the Great Beaver still?