Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing

Discussion in 'Misc. Films' started by The Hero, Mar 7, 2006.

  1. Savage Earth Rocker

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    lol. EXACTLY!:D

    Mortal Kombat: Annihilation was almost redeemable for it's action...almostThat asian chick just REALLY got on my nerves...I won't mention Street Fighter because managed to screw up the action for a FIGHTING GAME so screw that.
     
  2. KenK Registered

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    Ya know?!?
     
  3. LadyVader Smile like you mean it.

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    Terminator 3, almost saved by it's ending.
     
  4. TheSumOfGod Registered

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    Read the "Books of Doom" mini-series going on right now, the complete retelling of Doctor Doom's origin story. Then you will feel like hijacking a plane and crashing it into FOX studios. :o
     
  5. Ronny Shade back for a limited time

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    Don't we already want to do that?
     
  6. TheSumOfGod Registered

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    Yeah, but this will actually make you do it. I've already got my flight ticket, I'm just waiting for issue 6 to come out before I sacrifice my life for the greater cause. :o
     
  7. Ronny Shade back for a limited time

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    maybe we can teleport you out before the crash
     
  8. The Hero Registered

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    The scene in The Punisher where he tortures a guy with a popsicle.For a few brief moments,movie Punisher was a badass.
     
  9. Ronny Shade back for a limited time

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    I thought that plus the scene where he puts the gravestone on the golf course plus the scene where he pulls a f***ing fire hydrant out of a gym bag all add up to ALMOST saving the film.
     
  10. The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    The Relic - cool monster design
     
  11. C.F. Kane Registered

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    The movie Eegah.

    The only thing that redeems it? The awesome episode of MST3K that sprang from it.
     
  12. The Hero Registered

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    "Watch out for snakes!"
     
  13. thealiasman2000 Registered

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    -the tit shot of that teen girl with the big hooters in "Final Destination 3"

    -when an actor from a movie reprises the role for the sequel, no matter how bad it is.

    -watching Michelle Tratchtenberg in a sex scene in "Eurotrip"

    -the giantess that falls in love with the elf in "Ella Enchanted"

    -the fact that the upcoming CGI Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will be a continuation of the first two live action movies

    -when all those cartoon characters from the '80s met in "Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue"

    -the **** of Dracula's brides in "Van Helsing"

    -Richard Pryor in "Superman 3"

    -the fact that, following the continuty of the cartoon, Slimer was living in the firehouse in "Ghostbusters 2", and even helps Louis Tully defeat Vigo the Carpatian

    -when Jason officially turned into a zombie in "Friday the 13th part 6: Jason Lives"

    -the ORIGINAL ending of the "Stepford Wives" remake

    -the ORIGINAL ending of "Freddy Vs Jason", where both Freddy aned Jason go to hell. They see each other, they charge into each other... and they are both immediately killed by Pinhead from the "Hellraiser" movies.
     
  14. The Hero Registered

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    Another giantress reference?You're a sick mo-fo,alias.:eek:

    The original ending to Freddy vs. Jason does sound good,though.
     
  15. thealiasman2000 Registered

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    1-I'm a macrophile. Giantesses turn me on.

    2-Yeah, they should have used that one instead of the one that ended up on film.
     
  16. The Hero Registered

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    I like to keep my fetishes to myself.

    But that's just me.
     
  17. thealiasman2000 Registered

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    Hey, like that commercial for an Argetninian TV channel used to say, "We all have our bizarre side".
     
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    In the real world, you keep your fetishes to yourself. Online, you let everybody know what they are because... uh... well, I haven't really figured out a "why" yet.
     
  19. The Hero Registered

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    Because we can't press charges.Yet.
     
  20. The Hero Registered

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    Ben Stiller as Tony Perkis in Heavy Weights.There is no way Uncle Tony didn't inspire Stiller's character in Dodgeball.
     
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    Yes because we've all seen that..........:confused:
     
  22. Obi-Ron Deal with it

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    Uber-cute Allyson Hannigan in Date Movie
     
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    I am Yu-Law! I am nobody's b***h! You...are MINE!

    :D:up:
     
  24. The Hero Registered

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    It's sad that her first starring role had to be in that pile of complete and utter merde.:down
     
  25. Ronny Shade back for a limited time

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    Ghostbusters II is an amazing movie. It does NOT belong in this thread.
     

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