Badass Comic Book One-Liners

[gwynplaine]

Inspired by the thread in the film forum. I don't think there's already one for comics and comics films. If there is, please lock/merge.
I'll go first.

Judge Death : "The sssentence isss deathhh."

Marshall Law : "If he is the messiah, I'll be the one driving the nails."

Rorschach : "Even in the face of Armageddon I shall not compromise in this."

The Joker (TKJ) : "Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice."

POLICE : "I am the police, and I say, "Don't move" Snow White. You move, you're dead.
Eric Draven (The Crow) : And I say, "I'm dead," and I move."

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Venom : We're Like PoIsOn To YoU SpIdEr-MaN...WE ARE VENOM

 

[gwynplaine]

_ Batman (TDK) : "You wanted me, here I am."


_ Tony Stark : "Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk."

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Spider-Man : if life gives you lemons..squirt them in someone's eyes and run like hell!

The Joker : "Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away... forever." - Batman: The Killing Joke

 

[gwynplaine]

Spider-Man : if life gives you lemons..squirt them in someone's eyes and run like hell!

The Joker : "Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away... forever." - Batman: The Killing Joke

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Blade : "Some motherf*****s are always trying to ice-skate uphill."


The Joker : "Let's put a smile on that face."

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

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Blade : "Some motherf*****s are always trying to ice-skate uphill."


The Joker : "Let's put a smile on that face."

i would love to say that line one day. tkj =

here's some of my fav. two-face quotes :

"Two shots to the head. If you ask me, it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy." - Batman: The Long Halloween

How much longer did you think I would let the Falcone family tear Gotham in half? Splitting this city between good and evil. My city." -Batman: The Long Halloween

"The moon is so beautiful. It's a big silver dollar, flipped by God." (Starts to cry.) "And it landed scarred side up, see? So He made the world." - Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth

"I am a liar. No. We the acid scarred victims of history of evil and hypocrisy exalt criminals to office. Vietnam, El Salvador, Chile with lovely missiles, roaring bombs of the rich and the white and the pious and burn children and torture women. Forever and ever, amen. God bless America." - Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth

 

[gwynplaine]

^Great Two-Face quotes. I had forgotten about the "moon is a big silver dollar" one from AA. Good stuff.


_ Doc Manhattan : "In my opinion, the existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon."

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

^Great Two-Face quotes. I had forgotten about the "moon is a big silver dollar" one from AA. Good stuff.


_ Doc Manhattan : "In my opinion, the existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon."

heck yes! i wish i could come up with lines as epic win as that!


"Did some say, "Chimichanga"? Never mind. That was just the sound of my skull and brains healing." -Deadpool.

Shhh!. My common sense is tingling -Deadpool.

this aint no one-liner, but it's still badass :

"Ladies and Gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the average man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them... they snap. How does it live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational environment? I'm afraid the sad answer is, 'Not very well'. Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this... any other response would be crazy!" - Batman: The Killing Joke

 

[JackIvyGB]

Best one liner ever:

In "The Joker" graphic novel, after the Joker goes off on his usual monologue, he ends by asking batman why he leaves the mouth open on his cowl when the rest of him is covered up, and Batman utters his only line in the entire book:

"To mock you."

/thread.

 

[Franklin Richards]

 

[gwynplaine]

heck yes! i wish i could come up with lines as epic win as that!


"Did some say, "Chimichanga"? Never mind. That was just the sound of my skull and brains healing." -Deadpool.

Shhh!. My common sense is tingling -Deadpool.

this aint no one-liner, but it's still badass :

"Ladies and Gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the average man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them... they snap. How does it live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational environment? I'm afraid the sad answer is, 'Not very well'. Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this... any other response would be crazy!" - Batman: The Killing Joke

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Alan Moore FTW !

 

[Franklin Richards]

 

[gwynplaine]

Cool Panel.

 

[gwynplaine]

Conan : "By Crom !"

 

[Matt.S99]

Man, we're missing the most simple, but probably most badass one liner ever.

''I'm Batman.''

 

[Franklin Richards]

I see your Batman and raise you, The Human Torch!

 

[gwynplaine]

Man, we're missing the most simple, but probably most badass one liner ever.

''I'm Batman.''

QFT. A true classic. The most simple ones are often the best.

I see your Batman and raise you, The Human Torch!

Lol.


- From "Judge Dredd" :

ABC warrior: Status?
Rico: Bodyguard.
ABC warrior: Commander?
Rico: Rico.
ABC warrior: Mission?
Rico: We're going to war.
ABC warrior: [eagerly] Warrr...

 

[WarBlade]

A very iconic one-liner has been missed!

"Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

- The Joker (Jack Nicholson)

Not exactly "badass", but memorable nonetheless.



Blade had a few classics. Another one:

"The world that you live in is just a sugar coated topping. There is another world beneath it! And if you want to stay alive, you better learn to pull the trigger!"

Okay, that was a three-liner...



One of my favourites is from Hellboy:

"There are things that go bump in the night Agent Myers, and we are the ones who bump back."

 

[gwynplaine]

A very iconic one-liner has been missed!

"Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

- The Joker (Jack Nicholson)

Not exactly "badass", but memorable nonetheless.



Blade had a few classics. Another one:

"The world that you live in is just a sugar coated topping. There is another world beneath it! And if you want to stay alive, you better learn to pull the trigger!"

Okay, that was a three-liner...



One of my favourites is from Hellboy:

"There are things that go bump in the night Agent Myers, and we are the ones who bump back."

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[gwynplaine]

The Joker : "I think you and I are destined to do this forever."

 

[gwynplaine]

Bullseye: "You're good, baby. I'll give you that. But me? I'm magic."

(I kinda liked Bullseye in Daredevil.)

 

[The Joker]

Gambol: "You think you can steal from us and just walk away?"
Joker: "Yeah"

 

[Polux]

Bullseye: "You're good, baby. I'll give you that. But me? I'm magic."

(I kinda liked Bullseye in Daredevil.)

Bullseye was the ONE good thing in Daredevil !!!! ....IMO

One I love :

Batman : It ends here.


Polux

 

[Thundarr]

"What is best in life?"

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

Conan The Barbarian

 

[Matt Murdock]

"What the Hell? I never wanted to live forever, anyway."

-Spider-Man: Coming Home