Badass One Liners

[Kane52630]

what are the best badass one liners in film?
my favorite is from the movie They Live

"Ive come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and im all out of bubble gum."

 

[블라스]

*f-word* you, ya *f-word*in' *f-word*ers .- Mr. Smith, Shoot 'em up.

 

[That-Guy]

lol

I've never actually seen someone actually substitute "f-word" for the f-word.

 

[MadVillainy]

Yippie Ki Ya, motherf*****

 

[afan]

The Outlaw Josey Wales.........

Bounty hunter : You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter : A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

"Are you boys gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie."

 

[That-Guy]

"Yeah? Well, I'm TALLER!" Speed (still one of my favorite action movies)

 

[Ratcrawler]

All the historical quotes from 300.

 

[Cain]

I youtubed a quote from The Running Man to see if something would pop up and got this video lol good to see so many TRM fans around I had no idea they really even existed but yeah pick any quote from this vid

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[Wiseman]

Shake and Bake

 

[Cain]

Shake and Bake

boats and ho's?

I personally always felt "somebody's poisoned the water hole" was pretty bad ass, Woody FTW

 

[Paradyme]

"There can be only one."

 

[DorkyFresh]

"Live long and prosper..." - Spock wishing the Vulcan council farewell in Star Trek (09).

 

[afan]

Searchers.....

Ethan: What you saw wasn't Lucy.
Brad: But it was, I tell you!
Ethan: What you saw was a buck wearin' Lucy's dress. I found Lucy back in the canyon. Wrapped her in my coat, buried her with my own hands. I thought it best to keep it from ya.
Brad: Did they...? Was she...?
Ethan: What do you want me to do!? Draw you a picture!? Spell it out!? Don't ever ask me! Long as you live, don't ever ask me more.

 

[WeaponXProject]

Yippie Ki Ya, motherf*****

My favorite!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Also love:

Get away from her YOU B*TCH!!! -Aliens

And:

Groovy. - Evil Dead 2

 

[byte19]

get busy livin', or get busy dyin'. that's damn right.

 

[Bim]

Among my favorites are:

- "I'll make him an offer he cant refuse" - Vito Corleone, The Godfather
- "If you strike me down i shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine" - Ben Kenobi, ANH
- "What we do in life, echoes in eternity" - Gladiator
- "I know"- Han Solo, ESB

 

[That-Guy]

Pretty much anything Bruce Campbell said in Army of Darkness is gold. But my personal favorite:

"Well, hello Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and sh**... and Jack left town."

 

[Batspider77]

"you shot an unarmed man!!"
"he shoulda armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend"

Gene Hackman and Clint Eastwood in "Unforgiven"

 

[dark_b]

hasta la vista baby

 

[dark_b]

edit

 

[amazingfantasy15]

From Predator "I ain't got time to bleed"

 

[bullets]

Commando quotes reak of awesomeness


Arius: Your father appears to be cooperating. You will be back with him soon. Won't that be nice?
Jenny: Not as nearly as nice as watching him smash your face in.


Matrix: You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did.
Matrix: I lied.

Matrix: I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry!

Bennett: John, I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes. I'm going to shoot you between the balls.

 

[protocida]

"I'll keep an EYE out for you, Stingray."
"Yeah. SEE 'ya!"

 

[protocida]

"If it bleeds, we can kill it".

 

[amazingfantasy15]

While it's not from a movie this exchange from Battlestar Gallactica gives the Han Solo line a run for it's money;

President Roslin "I love you"
Adama "'bout time."