Bamfer Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Bamfer feat. Bamfwoks and Admiral Bamfar

[Matt]

We'll decide what the competition is for once the winner is decided.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

This. Is. Intense.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

 

[Matt]

The most epic battle in Hype history.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

We're neck-in-neck!

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

More like nose-nose

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Back to the epic!

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Do I dare vote?

 

[Matt]

We're neck-in-neck!

NO! YOU!

 

[The Apocalypse]

O ****..O ****..O MY ****!

*implodes*

 

[Matt]

Do I dare vote?

Yes, for me!!!!!!!!

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Yes, for me!!!!!!!!

I think I need to ask a few questions first.

How come you don't have a 100x100 avvy?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Yes, for me!!!!!!!!

In Matt language, this means, "I despise you. I kid you not."

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I think I need to ask a few questions first.

How come you don't have a 100x100 avvy?

he thinks he's original, when he just looks TINY.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

he thinks he's original, when he just looks TINY.

At least he has an avvy. Some people over 300 posts don't have them at all. They're the nobodys.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Matt's a *****e! I've said this before! TOB FTW, *****!

 

[Matt]

I think I need to ask a few questions first.

How come you don't have a 100x100 avvy?

Because I want all of you to see, even though I'm a moderator, I am beneath you. Bamfer thinks he is better than you with his big avatar.

 

[Matt]

In Matt language, this means, "I despise you. I kid you not."

Its true. But doesn't that make you want to vote for me even more?

 

[chicobeastia]

I'm engorged and furious!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

My people, do not be swayed by his Modship. He can not smite you for voting for me.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

At least he has an avvy. Some people over 300 posts don't have them at all. They're the nobodys.

o'rly, i didn't know.

 

[Matt]

My people, do not be swayed by his Modship. He can not smite you for voting for me.

Or can I?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Or can I?

You can. But they should really consider self-sacrifice. I mean, sometimes it's what's right.

 

[chicobeastia]

Furious!

Engorged!

 

[Matt]

You can. But they should really consider self-sacrifice. I mean, sometimes it's what's right.

You sick, bastard. Throwing your supporters under the train. How do you sleep at night? No doubt ontop of a large pile of money with several beautiful women...but still...for shame!