Barnum's Animal Crackers are now cage free

[terry78]

https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/21/us/barnums-animal-crackers-cages-peta-trnd/index.html



Wut.

 

[DarkKnight88]

Some marketing execs got paid big bucks to come up with that idea.

 

[NHawk19]

Well they had to capitalize on the lack of circus some how. . . .

 

[Lencho01]

lolz at the PETA statement.

 

[Drizzle]

Barnum's Animals are freed from their cages. In their newfound freedom, they decide to watch a movie. They choose Armageddon. They get to the part with Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler and the animal crackers. Upon seeing this, they immediately march back to the circus and request to be put back in their cages.

 

[Iron_Stark]

Lol, oh silly Peta, they kill more "saved" animals than the people they protest.

 

[DarkKnight88]

Fake freedom, since they'll all be eaten eventually. I've yet to see an animal cracker that didn't wind up that way.

 

[Pink Ranger]

When I was little, I would stage wars between Animal Crackers and McDonaldland Cookies. The losers would get eaten. The winners would also get eaten. Because war is by its nature futile.

 

[Aximili86]

Psh. Can't feed the whole earth's population without factory practices, these PETA types are dangerous peeps. "Animals yea, people nay."