"Batman" brings order to southern Slovak town

[Morg]

http://news.yahoo.com/batman-brings-order-southern-slovak-town-045424965.html

DUNAJSKA STREDA, Slovakia (Reuters) - His utility belt might not be as well-equipped as the TV version and he hasn't had to fight Penguin's henchmen yet, but Zoltan Kohari has nailed the superhero look and grit needed to fight evil in the southern Slovak town of Dunajska Streda.

Dressed in his home-made, all-leather Batman costume with the bat symbol proudly displayed on his chest and pointy ears on his cowl, Kohari, 26, cleans the streets, helps old people out and calls the police when he sees something suspicious.

"I have decided to do good for the people. I take care of order and help clean up the environment so we can keep living on this planet," Kohari told Reuters.

There are some slight differences in the storylines of the real-life Kohari and fictional millionaire Bruce Wayne, the man behind the mask in Batman comic books, TV shows and films.

For one, Kohari is a real-life person, whose path to the side of truth, justice and a tidy neighborhood once strayed to the wrong side of the law.

The trained house painter spent eight months in jail last year and attempted suicide after he was released, before realizing he had a mission to make life in his community better.

Lacking a full-time job, he moved into a dilapidated concrete apartment block on the edge of town where he turned an empty apartment - with no electricity or running water -- into his very own Batcave from where he launches his street patrols.

Kohari's Batman impersonation follows the emergence of a trend in the United States, where ordinary citizens began donning superhero costumes and performing public services in the wake of Hollywood films such as "Kick Ass" and Woody Harrelson's "Defendor", which tell the tale of "real-life" superheroes.

Kohari says he never resorts to physical violence and some people in his town think he is a bit batty, but his neighbors said he is an honest and good man.

"He's had a tough life but he is very dependable and we like him. He helps us out, keeps an eye on public order, and he is a hero for my son and his schoolmates," said Jana Kocisova, a mother of two who lives in a neighbouring apartment block.

So what's next for the Slovak superhero?

After tidying up and helping the elderly, Batman's next mission will be making sure bouncers at the local disco do not rough up visitors.

(Reporting by Jan Lopatka, editing by Paul Casciato)

 

[lordofthenerds]

This guy should be in a mental hospital.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Don't mess with the Zoltan.

 

[Wolfwood]

His Batman costume kinda freaks me out.

 

[Yurka]

We'll see how long he stays active, let alone alive, with the news agency giving out his real name and where he lives

 

[Warhammer]

That costume is ugly as hell.

 

[El Payaso]

I bet he's wearing hockey pads.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

"Please obey law! The costume I am wearing you do not recognize? I am Man of Bat!"

 

[Wesley Dodds]

"Whyyyy... Caaaaaaaant... I... Kiiiiiilllllll yoooooouuuuuuu!"

" Poor Edward. I had to save them both. You see, I'm both Zoltan Kohari and Batman. Not because I have to be. Now...

"...Because I choose to be."

 

[DV8]

"Please obey law! The costume I am wearing you do not recognize? I am Man of Bat!"

 

[antsman41]

He looks like Silent Bob and Batmite.

 

[chamber-music]

Slovakia's falafel cart men can breathe a sigh of relief now Zoltan is on patrol.

 

[Duke]

This guy has some serious issues, namely finding a new costume designer.

 

[Lily Adler]

I can't wait to see the southern Slovak Superman.

 

[BestGirl]

We'll see how long he stays active, let alone alive, with the news agency giving out his real name and where he lives

Since this town's biggest problem seems to be bouncers manhandling customers at the local disco, I'm sure he'll be just fine.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

"When Dunajska Streda is ashes, you'll have my permission to die."

"lol... how will you even be able to tell?"

"lol good point."

 

[darkseid26]

 

[Lone]

First Brazil, now Slovakia.

Batman INC for realsies.

 

[Rylvan]

The mask/cowl sucks, but the rest of his costume ain't too bad. Probably could use a good pair of gloves though.

 

[Lone]

I just noticed he has a bat inside his bat symbol.

 

[Mike_D202]

ugh...that costume...

 

[WildcatNC]

ugh...that costume...

x2

At least try to look good while being crazy for our amusement.

 

[CConn]

Actually, the general concept of the multiple leather jackets is kinda cool.

 

[chamber-music]

He looks more like Midnighter from Stormwatch/The Authority

 

[Ken-Kaniff]

[YT]CLOps4qA5rM&feature=youtu.be[/YT]

This is MUCH better hahahah!