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Batman-****e

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I was just wondering, just how many women (besides the groupies) has Batman been w/? And is he, as I'd hoped, truly the biggest ****e in all of comics?
 
I don't think Batman gets much use out of his bat-mangina. But look no further than his trusty sidekick, Dick. He's right up there with Arsenal win it comes to man-****ing. But the biggest Man-****e in the DCU (IMO) is Green Arrow. And Bat-****e would have been a better title to this thread.
 
Yeah, right now his definate hit list has been:

Catwoman
Talia
Silver St. Cloud

And it's possible he might have done it with Wonder Woman and I have the distinct feeling that him and Black Canary might hook up at some point.

Not that much of a ****e, but have no fear--when Grant Morrison hits the title, he plans to get Bats plenty of bootay. :cool:
 
He hasn't done it with Wonder Woman he stays to the women of Gotham. Now GA on the other hand is a man who might be a bigger man-****e then Iron Man and that is saying alot if you have seen the Iron-Man man ****e chart.
 
I've seen the Iron Man ****e chart, and it's pretty hard to top, but I think Ollie has. He is the epitone of man-****es.
 
ToddIsDead said:
I've seen the Iron Man ****e chart, and it's pretty hard to top, but I think Ollie has. He is the epitone of man-****es.
Yes it is and I am shocked that Ollie topped that a while ago. I mean when you can hit on a married woman in front of her husband and sleep with 18 year olds you are a Man-****e
 
Well, let's count....I love lists. We know Vesper Fairchild is on the hit list, as is Talia, Selina, Silver, and Julie.

I'm guessing super models don't count either though, sure Bats has plowed a ton.......
 
Yeah, but think about how long Batman has been around. Say he's had 5 chicks. Thats less than one a decade, not much of a ****e if you ask me.
 
Daredevil is a huge ****e...so was the Punisher back in the day, he would sleep with anything that moved regardless of the whole his family just having been killed thing...
 
The Joker said:
Daredevil is a huge ****e...so was the Punisher back in the day, he would sleep with anything that moved regardless of the whole his family just having been killed thing...
I think the thing with Punisher is just bad writing. If it were up to me, he'd remain celibate for the duration of his vigilante career.
 
Fledermaus said:
I don't think Batman gets much use out of his bat-mangina. But look no further than his trusty sidekick, Dick. He's right up there with Arsenal win it comes to man-****ing. But the biggest Man-****e in the DCU (IMO) is Green Arrow. And Bat-****e would have been a better title to this thread.

Aw man. You didn't like my play on words? BatMan-****e. I thought that was pretty cool.
 
ChrisBaleBatman said:
Well, let's count....I love lists. We know Vesper Fairchild is on the hit list, as is Talia, Selina, Silver, and Julie.

I'm guessing super models don't count either though, sure Bats has plowed a ton.......
Exactly. Why's everybody ruling them out? But, besides Talia, Catwoman, Silver, Vesper, Wonder Woman, there has to have been more than that. What about Vicki Vale, Shondra, Sasha, and others. Oh and can someone fill me in about something. I was wondering if he ever had anything w/ Lois Lane. They seemed a little too friendly in Hush. Also, the GA's been bangin 18 yr. olds. Damn......... f**k Batman, he's got me beat. He is now one of my favorites. He always was, but now.................. Someone please expound on his ****edom.
 
Tony_Montana said:
Batman did not do anything with Wonder Woman or Lois.

Comics, true.

Timmverse, not true at all. Bats clearly tapped that ass. :o
 
LOL Lois maybe WW no. If were going by the Timmverse. Though I guess thats why they left us wondering on that one. Because of Superman's history with Lois.
 
Nah...Batman tapped Wonder Woman for sure in Timmverse. I mean, it's not as blunt as Shaira banging Hawkman.....but behind the scenes....ya know Bats hit that. Lois....yes, her too....which...I dunno...was wierd. I mean, from that point on....Bats could always say, "Well I might not be from Krypton, But I did **** your wife...*****!"

I dunno....didn't Batman and Wonder Woman start their romance exclusivly on the JLA comic?
 
Given batmans number of girls he actually wanted to have relationships with, its like closer to supes.
 
Supes?!

Superman's only tapped like 2 chicks. Lana and Lois. That's about it....
 

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