batman vs captain america

[LouFerignoDemon]

You don't like Leaguer? Why not? He's a jerk.

 

[Tropico]

Wrong! If Bats would put himself in yellow armor that makes him look like big chunks of cheddar, Cap would fold. Everyone knows Cap is lactose intolerant!

 

[unstoppable]

You don't like Leaguer? Why not? He's a jerk.

never have liked him never will

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

never have liked him never will

*Points* You, sir, should be deeply ashamed of yourself.

 

[unstoppable]

*Points* You, sir, should be deeply ashamed of yourself.

for what?

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

For not liking the ******* that is Leaguer.

 

[The Leaguer]

your right but i still dont like him

But I love you. So much.

In fact... unstoppable, will you marry me?

 

[web-king]

captain america stomps on batboy

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Despite the fact that's Wonder Woman? o.o

 

[The Leaguer]

No, Captain America wears women's boots. He also wears women's underwear. Because Captain America is a woman. A girlie girlie woman.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

But only because the wings match it so perfectly. You know about Captain America and matching attire.

 

[The Leaguer]

It's also because he's a girlie girlie woman.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

He's emo, that's why. He wears gloves so you can't see his black painted nails, and cut wounds.

 

[The Leaguer]

Captain America doesn't want to fight Batman. He wants to give him oral pleasure.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Notice how Captain America swoons to tougher alpha type personalities like Iron Man. He didn't want Wolverine, because he had conflicted feelings, and felt that he'd take Iron Man away from him. But rolled over when Iron Man put his foot down and told him Wolvie was moving in.

 

[web-king]

when cap is fighting somone one on one he takes care of himself on his own. he doesnt need a partner to back him up like batboy does.

 

[The Leaguer]

But he wants one, so he can check out that kid's sweet ass.

Does "Bucky" ring a bell?

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

And when Bucky was ready to come out and tell people, Cap made sure to take care of the evidence.

 

[U.S War Machine]

Your doom avvy is doinkable

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

But I don't have a Doom avizzle.

 

[web-king]

But he wants one, so he can check out that kid's sweet ass.

Does "Bucky" ring a bell?

ask bucky yourself

 

[The Leaguer]

I asked him to point out on the doll where Cap touched him, but he broke down into tears.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I asked him to point out on the doll where Cap touched him, but he broke down into tears.

Then blew up in a planeizzle because of emoness.

 

[AnnoyingSilence]

no weapons no shield no utility belt just hand to hand

O. Wow... This'll take DAYS of arcobats and masterbation to turn out....

But I'd say Captain America.. Just because he'll take Bats out for some "Red Meat" after the fight

 

[unstoppable]

when cap is fighting somone one on one he takes care of himself on his own. he doesnt need a partner to back him up like batboy does.

I think robin did more than back him up