Battle! Toven vs. Hoover Vacuums!

[Drakon]

It's the final battle! Toven, known for sucking the life and the will to live out of everyone and everything she touches, versus Hoover Vacuums, which, well, just suck! DECIDE!

 

[Spider-Man]

Toughie

 

[DOG LIPS]

The suckage of this clash of the titans would rival the biggest blackhole. But I got to go with the beast Toven.

 

[November Rain]

it would have been best if you also put organic webshooters and x3 in there, they suck pretty bad too

 

[Equint77]

I don't have as much fun arguing with a hoover....

and there's no sexual tension with a vacuum either...

I have to pick ***** Goodhead.

 

[Pussy Galore]

Ok, if Drakon is allowed to compare me to a Hoover vacuum then I have every god damn right to call The Female Torch's vagina a facehugger and not get *****ed out by Dew 5 times.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

a vacuum never made me laugh,...or...think,....or, stop...to FEEL.
WhoA! a chick with huge breasts just bounced past the front door. Gotta go.
*lick fingertips*
*slick hair back*

 

[jaguarr]

I've gotta go with the Hoover, just 'cuz Toven doesn't have a HEPA filter.

jag

 

[Spider-Man]

I'm listening to the song My Band. Why? Who knows.

 

[Spider-Man]

I've gotta go with the Hoover, just 'cuz Toven doesn't have a HEPA filter.

jag

She has a hepatitis filter

 

[Erzengel]

Ok, if Drakon is allowed to compare me to a Hoover vacuum then I have every god damn right to call The Female Torch's vagina a facehugger and not get *****ed out by Dew 5 times.

 

[Equint77]

Ok, if Drakon is allowed to compare me to a Hoover vacuum then I have every god damn right to call The Female Torch's vagina a facehugger and not get *****ed out by Dew 5 times.

Just to boost my own ego.... It was I who originally compared your holies of all holies to a face hugger.

Pat me on the back or I will.

 

[Pussy Galore]

I got in trouble for posting that ^

 

[Darthphere]

Hoover.

 

[Pussy Galore]

Just to boost my own ego.... It was I who originally compared your holies of all holies to a face hugger.

Pat me on the back or I will.

I'll pat your back with a bus, biotch.
BLOW!

 

[Spider-Man]

***** Goodhead is a great name.

 

[DOG LIPS]

a vacuum never made me laugh,...or...think,....or, stop...to FEEL.
WhoA! a chick with huge breasts just bounced past the front door. Gotta go.
*lick fingertips*
*slick hair back*

Toven sucks. *lip smack*

 

[Spider-Man]

Then again, so is Holly Galore

 

[Erzengel]

I got in trouble for posting that ^

But I do it out of no malice in my heart.

 

[Equint77]

I'll pat your back with a bus, biotch.
BLOW!

it's times like this when I just wanna fly to Chicago knock on your door and drown you in the toilet my love.

 

[Drakon]

Ok, if Drakon is allowed to compare me to a Hoover vacuum then I have every god damn right to call The Female Torch's vagina a facehugger and not get *****ed out by Dew 5 times.

Relax, pie face. It was merely a joke you yourself once made. You suck the life and joy out of everything for everone, and Hoovers suck the dirt out of your carpet, backseat, and your lonely little brother.

 

[Pussy Galore]

Relax, pie face. It was merely a joke you yourself once made. You suck the life and joy out of everything for everone, and Hoovers suck the dirt out of your carpet, backseat, and your lonely little brother.

It;s ok I forgive you. Unban Toven or else

 

[Drakon]

I can't.

 

[maxwell's demon]

those things had fingernails?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'll pat your back with a bus,

funny ^

biotch.

Lose th^t. Let's nip that in the bud.