Baywatch: The movie!

[The Apatow Crew]

http://www.joblo.com/jonah-hills-writers-sign-to-write-baywatch-movie


There goes the neighborhood.

Rated R or nothing, they need some boobs to keep this movie a float.

Cast Diora Baird. Shes got the right um, talents for this movie.t:

 

[TheComicbookKid]

No. Baywatch was one of the most wholesome shows of the 90s. It's themes of love, lost, and betrayal must remain.

 

[DocHoliday]

They have tried several times to make this. I remember when Eli Roth was attached. Jonah Hill's 21 Jump Street script must be pretty good.

 

[Watchman]

We already know that outcome to this. According to Futurama Pamela Anderson will win an Oscar and the film will be entirely in slow motion, Zack Synder would be perfect.

 

[DocHoliday]

What about the episode with hulk, Macho Man, Vader and Ric Flair? That was epic and Hulk/Macho saved the gym!!

 

[Dr. Evil]

What about the episode with hulk, Macho Man, Vader and Ric Flair? That was epic and Hulk/Macho saved the gym!!

Wasn't that Thunder in Paradise?

Also, will we see David Hasselhoff in this movie drunk and eating a burger on the floor?

 

[BeserkerHilf]

somebody saw the futurama rerun sunday night

 

[DocHoliday]

Wasn't that Thunder in Paradise?

Also, will we see David Hasselhoff in this movie drunk and eating a burger on the floor?

No lol. It was an episode of the series. They played themselves. Ric Flair was going to buy a gym that was for needy children. And they wrestled for the deed.

 

[corby]

We already know that outcome to this. According to Futurama Pamela Anderson will win an Oscar and the film will be entirely in slow motion, Zack Synder would be perfect.

Hahaha that's exactly what I thought of when I saw the thread title

 

[TruerToTheCore]

so...

let me guess, Sam Worthington as Mitch Buchannon?

 

[Silvermoth]

No! No reboots! Knowing Hollywood, they would recast all the classic roles with bimbo actresses and cheesy actors. They would completely ruin it.

Spoiler

I hope the octupus has a role in the movie though.

 

[Octoberist]

it's just a strange movie to make..Baywatch? without Pam Anderson or the Hoff?

 

[Octoberist]

No! No reboots! Knowing Hollywood, they would recast all the classic roles with bimbo actresses and cheesy actors. They would completely ruin it.

Spoiler

Spoiler

I hope the octupus has a role in the movie though.

but the original show that bimbo actresses and cheesy actors..unless you're trying coy.

 

[DocHoliday]

It wasn't cheesy. It was high art

 

[mastermindjcg]

Wow, I guess the age old question of how much plastic surgery can you fit into two hours of cinema will soon be answered. It seems pointless to try and poo-poo this idea. I mean, after all, according to the *****ebags spearheading this project, it's going to be "female-driven". This isn't Jane Austen, we're talking about here, this is a picture designed for one thing. BONERS!!!!!!!!!!!

-so sayeth the mastermind-

 

[DocHoliday]

I disagree, it's a project about the unsung heroes who save swimmers lives everyday at the beach....and boners.

 

[Darkness Falls]

as much as i detest remakes.............
i just can't say no to babewatch.....uhh...... i mean baywatch

 

[OctaviusINC]

Thank god they're making a movie about scantly clad women jumping around in slow motion. I've been too busy these past years looking at nude women jumping around in slow motion.

 

[Nightmare]

Who would be Pamela's Character?

 

[mclay18]

Screw that, just have Pamela make a cameo appearance or something. I can live without the Hoff.

But Pamela HAS to be in it. Otherwise, it wouldn't truly be "Baywatch."

 

[Silvermoth]

but the original show that bimbo actresses and cheesy actors..unless you're trying coy.

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[matrix_ghost]

http://www.joblo.com/jonah-hills-writers-sign-to-write-baywatch-movie


There goes the neighborhood.

Rated R or nothing, they need some boobs to keep this movie a float.

Cast Diora Baird. Shes got the right um, talents for this movie.t:

So with the news that this is going to be a 3-d release , i think every guy will act like Kenny in the Heavy Metal southpark episode :
The ti ties....I MUST...TOUCH THEM

 

[mclay18]

And after seeing She's Out of My League, I think Alice Eve would be perfect in the Pamela Anderson role in the movie.

Screw Diora Baird. Alice Eve is the real chick Paramount should try and get for this movie.

 

[TruerToTheCore]

And after seeing She's Out of My League, I think Alice Eve would be perfect in the Pamela Anderson role in the movie.

Screw Diora Baird. Alice Eve is the real chick Paramount should try and get for this movie.

CJ Parker is the name! Your lack of knowledge about Baywatch sickens me.

 

[Project862006]

Bill Hader Is The New Mitch Buchannon
http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplayl...hoffs-swimwear-in-new-baywatch-movie-20130122