Be Afraid...Be VERY afraid...Green Lantern Script Review

[Lestat74]

It's bad folks....let's hope this never comes to pass....

http://www.iesb.net/index.php?option=com_d4j_ezine&task=read&page=1&category=featured&article=122&Itemid=27

 

[DACrowe]

Well it looks like the rumors of a Jack Black Green Lantern film for '08 are true. Just when you think WB learned their lessons, they pull this ****. It is basically Nacho Libre 2....the superhero version. What a waste really.

 

[green]

Holy moly that sucks.

 

[Joker]

wow...I didnt think it was possible to make the green lantern suck anymore than he already does, but that's awful...

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Great....just great ....I have absolutely no words to describe my anger.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Someone take a hit for the team and send Jack Black and the WB producers a letter that says "If you make this movie--I will kill you"

 

[CConn]

...I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I really really want to kill something right now.

 

[kaijunexus]

And so what little faith Batman Begins gained from me for the WB (that Catwoman had dashed to pieces) is gone once again.

What a ****ty, ****ty company.

 

[COME ON !]

Hollywood is destroying America

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Hollywood is destroying America

This isn't funny

 

[COME ON !]

This isn't funny

Sorry dude. It must be hard for you hardcore Green Lantern fans to see the character butchered

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Sorry dude. It must be hard for you hardcore Green Lantern fans to see the character butchered

I'm not actually a hardcore fan, but I like the character for certain. I just don't like characters getting destroyed period.

 

[The Question]

Tjis is just all kinds of wrong. Green Lantern isn't supposed to be a comedy. If they want to make a comedy super hero film, do Lobo or Ambush Bug. Why change Green Lantern?

 

[ToddIsDead]

Wow. Oh my God. I'm saying this with the most sincerety that I can, I feel like my soul was just ripped out. There is no room for joking and exageration, this is awful. I have to take awhile and compute this, because I'm just dumb-founded.

 

[COME ON !]

I'm not actually a hardcore fan, but I like the character for certain. I just don't like characters getting destroyed period.

Yeah, I don't know anything about Green Lantern, but what I read in that review is just plain wrong.

 

[IKnowSomeJudo]

The muppet scene has potential.

 

[Johnichi Chiba]

uh...wha...oh...

 

[Lestat74]

I really don't know what WB is thinking...I mean, maybe they figure after neither Batman Begins or Superman Returns made Spidey type numbers, they figured they'd go all "light hearted and family friendly" or whatever. Although after My Super Ex Girlfriend and Son of the Mask tanked so badly, they may wanna re-think that choice.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

The muppet scene has potential.

What potential? Potential to be Abso-F***ing-Lutely Re-F***ing-Tarded.

 

[The Question]

Really, DC has books that are comedic in nature. Why not make a Lobo comedy film instead of messing with non comedy books?

 

[I Am The Knight]

I'm REALLY gonna be pissed off if they greenlit this awful piece of human decay. I'm serious, how can anyone do this? this script has potential to be the next Batman & Robin....WB please don't do this....Green Lantern deserves the same treatment The Big Three are getting....That is GREAT adaptations.....Not this!!

 

[The Watchman]

Just like to say, I told you so.

 

[Drakon]

http://www.dc-kingdom.com/index.php?categoryid=29&p2_articleid=49

Another link. Man, somewhere, in an alternate reality, I'm rolling over in my grave.

 

[hippie_hunter]

I think I threw up in my mouth a little