Beat Up Uwe Boll...Literally!!

[Cmill216]

German horror director Uwe Boll is so fed up with receiving bad reviews from movie critics he is challenging his detractors to a filmed fight. Boll, whose movies Alone In The Dark and House Of The Dead are based on video games, says he will fly his critics to meet him and will then fight them in a boxing ring. The filmmaker is incensed by an online petition which has 13,327 signatures of people asking him to stop making movies. Boll, who has also invited Roger Avary and Quentin Tarantino to join his fight, plans to air the fights on the internet. He the plans to edit clips into his latest film Postal. Boll says, "I'm fed up with people slamming my films without seeing them. Many journalists make value judgments on my films based on the opinions of one or two thousand internet voices. Half of those opinions come from people who've never watched my films. If critics want to bring Uwe Boll down, here is their chance to physically bring him down and have the entire world watch them do it."

http://imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-06-23/

Ebert vs. Boll. We can only dream...

 

[Aiden]

I think Boll would kick a lot of a**. He looks like a big guy

 

[wolfsfang]

After watching HOTD, AITD and BR I myself would love to kick his teeth in. I have wasted around 6 hours of my life on that dick and I want them back.

Six hours of me bashing him senseless with a large wooden plank would do just fine.

 

[Erzengel]

Even if Uwe Boll wins, how does that make him a good director?

 

[wolfsfang]

Even if Uwe Boll wins, how does that make him a good director?

Nothing could make him a good director. But if he wins I must admit I would have a tiny (but not very noticible) more respect for the guy.

 

[DOG LIPS]

He has Satan in his corner. He'll win with demon powers.

IT'S A TRAP!

 

[wolfsfang]

He has Satan in his corner. He'll win with demon powers.

IT'S A TRAP!

At last...a realistic explanation why he gets to keep making crap movies.

 

[BeserkerHilf]

whats more interesting is how exactly the fight will fit into postal...


my bets are on tarantino head butting boll for all the gold.

 

[Cmill216]

Nah. I say Quentin should give him a chin butt. It's more effective.