Big Brother 18

[Sawyer]

Dear God, it's upon us...

http://tvline.com/2016/06/14/big-brother-season-18-cast-photos/

 

[Primal Slayer]

I like how how everyone is 24/25sh then just the random 50yr old.

Corey and Paulie look the same and like they are discount versions of BB16 Cody.

Edit: And that would be because Paulie is literally the discount version of his BROTHER!

 

[Matt]

a Frankie Grande superfan

How is that even a thing?

So apparently coaches are coming back this season, at least that is the hot rumor. I have a bad feeling we are going to have to endure a summer of Frankie.

 

[Sawyer]

How is that even a thing?

Part of me has to believe they're mainly an Ariana Grande fan and that Frankie is just getting some of the splash, but I can't put anything past social media these days.

 

[Primal Slayer]

Majority of them sound soooo fake, more so then usual.

This is an interesting twist for sure. Hopefully it plays out fairly well.

Spoiler

if the vets think about it, them being on separate teams could be good

Day is about to turn into night and the sun will not be rising again I am sad to say.

The sun is rising for another day!

Spoiler

really dont want Nicole to go through

 

[Sawyer]

Jesus, are Vanessa and her sister the same person?

 

[Sawyer]

I love how Paulie claimed that the loud, obnoxious people usually go first, when Zach made it halfway through his brother's season.

 

[Sawyer]

These returnees are meh, but so are the newbies, so I really have no horse in this race.

 

[Sawyer]

"Vanessa who?"

Tiffany, you literally talk just like your sister and look damn near identical, stop playing coy. It'll just hurt you.

 

[Sawyer]

Dammit, I wanted Davonne's team to come in last. Her newbies are way too overconfident and she played a terrible game last season.

 

[Havok83]

the returning players picked to come back are lame. The only one Im excited about seeing is Da'Vonne. Yes to her being back on my screen. Nicole is still whiny, Frank is unrecognizable and James is just there

Bronte not only has an annoying voice but she is strange. You cant sound annoying and be weird. She is hitting all sides of maximum irritation

Paul is terrible and needs to go. I see him being one of the most hated this season

Tiffany looks way better than Vanessa. She sounds just like her though. Im sure more people are onto her bc it seems so obvious as I picked it up before it was told to me

Is Paulie, Cody's twin? Im not sure if they said he had a twin on his season or if Im thinking of someone else.

All the black people ended up on the same team....lol. Im rooting for BigSister but a part of me secretly wouldnt mind them losing so that Paul can get evicted

 

[Matt]

Holy hell, Bronte is the worst. Her voice. Ugh. And she wants to be in the CIA and "solve our country's problems." I'd rather endure a Trump presidency.

The only person worse in the house is the makeup artist. Lord, that guy is already on my last nerve.

Vanessa's sister's plan to not let anyone know who her sister is is very short sighted considering that they are more like clones than sisters. The way they talk, look, act, the things the say...creepily identical.

Speaking of siblings, Cody's brother greatly over-estimates how much anyone would give a **** about his brother. Cody is one of the least memorable house guests ever.

And on that note, we get to the returning players. Could they have picked a worse group?

Nicole and James had no game, at all. They were just there. FRank was one of the stupidest players in the game's history, alternating between Mike and Dan having their hands up his ass, working him like a puppet. And the crazy part is, he was perfectly aware of that and didn't care/couldn't do anything about it. And Da'Vonne is literally one of the worst player's in the game's history. The week she was evicted, she had power through that stupid Kathy Griffin twist, which let her block three votes. She had information, knowing about the twin twist. And somehow, rather than being able to use any of that, she got voted out because she overplayed her hand because she all around sucks at the game. Also, I love the way no one knew who the **** she is aside from James.

This is easily the worst group of returning players they have ever had. I'd rather see Liztin return than this group. I'd rather see Beast Mode Cowboy. FRANKIE GRANDE would be better than this group, because at least he played an interesting game.

I'll say this...in Survivor Fans vs Favorites 2, when they picked returning players who didn't do very well their first time, it was one of the more entertaining seasons. Hopefully the same is true here.

 

[Matt]

Also, what's the over/under on the team twist? Longer than the Takeover twist? Shorter? I give it 4 weeks.

 

[Matt]

Also, someone needs to tell meat head Victor that the "Puerto Rican Sensation" nickname isn't going to stick.

 

[kvz5]

I missed almost all of the premiere. The weather report took over all of last night's broadcasts.

The only thing worth remembering from the little I saw was how hilariously the same Vanessa's sister was to her. I kinda like the dog groomer and the nutritionist was annoying me in her introduction video but she seems OK at the actual show.

 

[Matt]

The "Cal-vary" They were totally oblivious to the fact that is was cavalry. Oh wow, this cast....they are not bright.

I wonder what producer wrote "Team Unicorn?"

 

[Matt]

I missed almost all of the premiere. The weather report took over all of last night's broadcasts.

The only thing worth remembering from the little I saw was how hilariously the same Vanessa's sister was to her. I kinda like the dog groomer and the nutritionist was annoying me in her introduction video but she seems OK at the actual show.

Likewise. I am watching it online now.

 

[cheungcheung]

Speaking of siblings, Cody's brother greatly over-estimates how much anyone would give a **** about his brother. Cody is one of the least memorable house guests ever.
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I think he is memorable for being a total idiot and handing derek the $500,000.

 

[cheungcheung]

Wow - paulie is an idiot just like his brother.....

 

[Sawyer]

"She's a snake!"

Jozea. Gurl. You literally put her at the top of your hit list. Why is she a snake for wanting to get you first?

 

[Sawyer]

The people watching the feeds hate Jozea so much.

 

[Sawyer]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Lord.

 

[cheungcheung]

Jozea isn't going anywhere..... my bet is Paulie goes home.

 

[Primal Slayer]

Nobody [Jozea] should be that full of themselves, not one person. Hell, Obama’s the damn president of the United States and he’s a very humble man that’s running the country; well I might say!
And Michelle is one of the flyest First Ladies to EVER, EVER grace the White House.
-Da'Vonne

Da'Vonne is killing it this season with her reads/shades/one-liners. She may suck at comps but just keep her around for her commentary.

 

[Matt]

Da'Vonne is killing it this season with her reads/shades/one-liners. She may suck at comps but just keep her around for her commentary.

Personally, I find her to be obnoxious. And Frank's comment on all of the returnees having "great social games"...Da'vonne literally went from safe last year, to voted out because she couldn't control her temper. She was on virtually no one' radar until she flipped out for no reason. Hardly a great social game. I don't know why she was brought back. She is a terrible player (really, all of the returnees are). Personally, I am hoping she gets booted next week.

That said, booting isn't indicative of being gone. Glenn has only been made available for interviews via email questions. Make of that what you will, but usually when CBS maintains sequester, it means someone is returning.

Normally, I oppose returning players. I would be okay with Glenn winning, upon return, simply because he did not get voted out or even a fair shake (that competition was tailor made to eliminate the fat old guy).

As to Jozea, he is gone. Paulie is basically a returning player. Hell, the whole reason that two siblings were cast was to have natural allies for the returnees. If Paulie goes, the returnees are ****ed and it is almost guaranteed that one leaves within two weeks. The producers will do everything they can, from stacking competitions for Frank and James to pressuring HGs to keep Paulie around (not the first time production has influenced voting) to avoid that.